Nazgul Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 How about an implant that does some sciency **** that turns **** into farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Nazgul said: How about an implant that does some sciency **** that turns **** into farts. With the occasional shart so the customer doesn’t get too full of himself 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 14 minutes ago, Tyty said: With the occasional shart so the customer doesn’t get too full of himself or does, rather. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 So there are the saw blades that autostop when the sense they’re about to come in contact with human skin? How about a hammer that stops hammering when it senses it’s about to come in contact with a human’s head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 22 minutes ago, Tyty said: So there are the saw blades that autostop when the sense they’re about to come in contact with human skin? How about a hammer that stops hammering when it senses it’s about to come in contact with a human’s head. imagine being a serial killer and accidentally buying one of those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 44 minutes ago, Malfatron said: imagine being a serial killer and accidentally buying one of those This is like nicotine patches for serial killers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 A chemical patch that removes all inhibitions so you can mondo deuce wherever/whenever you want, without worrying about repercussions 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Tyty said: So there are the saw blades that autostop when the sense they’re about to come in contact with human skin? How about a hammer that stops hammering when it senses it’s about to come in contact with a human’s head. Half the fun is knowing you might miss the rest of summer deck building with a concussion. Might as well make a liquor that lowers its alcohol content the more you drink, if we’re in the business of ruining everything fun anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob_shadows Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 On 10/3/2019 at 12:55 PM, Shanedorf said: that's a great idea, especially for older people http://www.soft-bath.com/ If I can take a bath with the model in their promo pics I'll buy two right now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob_shadows Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 14 hours ago, Dome said: A chemical patch that removes all inhibitions so you can mondo deuce wherever/whenever you want, without worrying about repercussions So like...a taquila patch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, rob_shadows said: So like...a taquila patch? Yes, but I’ll sell it in bulk liquid form to keep costs down for the consumer. Maybe glass bottles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob_shadows Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Dome said: Yes, but I’ll sell it in bulk liquid form to keep costs down for the consumer. Maybe glass bottles. You should add a little worm in the bottles... People are all over that nature stuff these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 11 minutes ago, rob_shadows said: If I can take a bath with the model in their promo pics I'll buy two right now. I can’t figure out why she’s topless in one of the pictures in the banner that scrolls through. I get they’re selling a bathtub, but she’s not even in it. It appears she’s standing outside, actually. With just her hair covering her. Just pure “hey put a hot naked chick on there, we’ll sell some squishy bathtubs for sure that way” sex appeal I mean, I’m not complaining. But what. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, rob_shadows said: You should add a little worm in the bottles... People are all over that nature stuff these days That gives me an even better idea. All Worm Tequila. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob_shadows Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Dome said: That gives me an even better idea. All Worm Tequila. Would give alcoholics a perfect answer when questioned... Get hammered eating tequila worms and when the cop pulls you over and asks if you've been drinking you can tell him with full honesty and a very smug look "Nope!" Just keep them away from @Tyty so he doesn't overdose Edited October 5, 2019 by rob_shadows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.