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Is the Patriots defense for real?  

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  1. 1. Is the Patriots defense for real?

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23 hours ago, NJerseypaint said:

And they've managed to play them at their worst.

Like the Steelers with Big Ben?

1 TD to 14 picks written off as luck and schedule... That's high quality analysis there.

 

THE D IS GIVING UP A NET 1 POINT PER GAME!  There are no 1 point per game offenses in the NFL!

Pittsburgh 24 points per game (when not playing the Patriots)

  • 3 against the Patriots

Buffalo 20 points per game

  • 10 against the Patriots

New York Giants 19.4 points per game

  • A net 0 points against the Patriots

Washington DC 16.5 points per game

  • 7 against the Patriots

New York Jets 8.3 points per game

  •  0 points against the Patriots D

Miami 8.7 points per game

  • A net negative 14 points against the Patriots 

Add it up and you have a net 6 points allowed on D in 6 games. This is incredible.

 

Here is a pretty picture:

EGsMN0SWkAA913c.jpg:large

 

The Patriot guy who is the tallest means the defense is the best.

Still don't get it? Try a children's song:

Where is tall man?

Where is tall man?

Best De-fense!

Best De-fense!

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On 10/11/2019 at 8:26 AM, Pugger said:

I don't think Allen played in the game NE did against the Bills.  Wasn't he in concussion protocol?

Allen was getting bamboozled by that defense when he did play. He looked lost. In fact, I think Barkley actually did a better job in the short stint he was in there for than Allen ever did the entire game he was in. 

Allen is hot garbage because he's predictable as hell. 

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17 hours ago, SkippyX said:

Like the Steelers with Big Ben?

1 TD to 14 picks written off as luck and schedule... That's high quality analysis there.

 

THE D IS GIVING UP A NET 1 POINT PER GAME!  There are no 1 point per game offenses in the NFL!

Pittsburgh 24 points per game (when not playing the Patriots)

  • 3 against the Patriots

Buffalo 20 points per game

  • 10 against the Patriots

New York Giants 19.4 points per game

  • A net 0 points against the Patriots

Washington DC 16.5 points per game

  • 7 against the Patriots

New York Jets 8.3 points per game

  •  0 points against the Patriots D

Miami 8.7 points per game

  • A net negative 14 points against the Patriots 

Add it up and you have a net 6 points allowed on D in 6 games. This is incredible.

 

Here is a pretty picture:

EGsMN0SWkAA913c.jpg:large

 

The Patriot guy who is the tallest means the defense is the best.

Still don't get it? Try a children's song:

Where is tall man?

Where is tall man?

Best De-fense!

Best De-fense!

 

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23 hours ago, SkippyX said:

Like the Steelers with Big Ben?

1 TD to 14 picks written off as luck and schedule... That's high quality analysis there.

 

THE D IS GIVING UP A NET 1 POINT PER GAME!  There are no 1 point per game offenses in the NFL!

Pittsburgh 24 points per game (when not playing the Patriots)

  • 3 against the Patriots

Buffalo 20 points per game

  • 10 against the Patriots

New York Giants 19.4 points per game

  • A net 0 points against the Patriots

Washington DC 16.5 points per game

  • 7 against the Patriots

New York Jets 8.3 points per game

  •  0 points against the Patriots D

Miami 8.7 points per game

  • A net negative 14 points against the Patriots 

Add it up and you have a net 6 points allowed on D in 6 games. This is incredible.

 

Here is a pretty picture:

EGsMN0SWkAA913c.jpg:large

 

The Patriot guy who is the tallest means the defense is the best.

Still don't get it? Try a children's song:

Where is tall man?

Where is tall man?

Best De-fense!

Best De-fense!

I've already stated that Steelers we're a real game.

And your graph doesn't say anything about the conditions of those teams on the days they faced the Pats. Josh Allen left the game early with a concussion. Jets were without almost all key offensive pieces. Washington was starting Colt McCoy. Giants we're missing everyone at offense except for Jones and a returning Tate. Miami is always at their worst. You can make a limmerick for those facts if it helps you absorb it.

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FYI - The teams the Patriots played went 3-1 last week.

  • The Bills are 4-1 on their way to 11-5
  • The Jets are 1-4 on their way to 7-9
  • The Steelers are 2-4 on their way to 8-8
  • All of these teams play each other a bunch so that's a bunch of 1-1s thrown into the future schedule.

So some people are saying that because the Dolphins, Giants and DC are bad that means the Patriots defense is not good.

At the end of the year the Patriots schedule is going to look like a decent 13 game schedule with the pathetic Dolphins and DC thrown in there 3 times to make 16 games.

  • Good Teams (7) - 6 or 7 of these make the playoffs
    • Eagles
    • Cowboys
    • Bills x2
    • Chiefs
    • Texans
    • Ravens
  • Mediocre Teams (4)
    • Steelers with Ben
    • Jets with Darnold
    • Browns (inconsistent but mediocre)
    • Bengals with AJ Green (TBD for sure)
  • Bad teams (2)
    • Giants with lots of injuries
    • Jets without Darnold
  • Jokes (3)
    • DC
    • Miami x2

Everyone is just having a hissy fit because they got Miami and DC early, Darnold got mono, and Pittsburgh lost a couple close games to Seattle and Baltimore.

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22 hours ago, SkippyX said:

FYI - The teams the Patriots played went 3-1 last week.

  • The Bills are 4-1 on their way to 11-5
  • The Jets are 1-4 on their way to 7-9
  • The Steelers are 2-4 on their way to 8-8
  • All of these teams play each other a bunch so that's a bunch of 1-1s thrown into the future schedule.

So some people are saying that because the Dolphins, Giants and DC are bad that means the Patriots defense is not good.

At the end of the year the Patriots schedule is going to look like a decent 13 game schedule with the pathetic Dolphins and DC thrown in there 3 times to make 16 games.

  • Good Teams (7) - 6 or 7 of these make the playoffs
    • Eagles
    • Cowboys
    • Bills x2
    • Chiefs
    • Texans
    • Ravens
  • Mediocre Teams (4)
    • Steelers with Ben
    • Jets with Darnold
    • Browns (inconsistent but mediocre)
    • Bengals with AJ Green (TBD for sure)
  • Bad teams (2)
    • Giants with lots of injuries
    • Jets without Darnold
  • Jokes (3)
    • DC
    • Miami x2

Everyone is just having a hissy fit because they got Miami and DC early, Darnold got mono, and Pittsburgh lost a couple close games to Seattle and Baltimore.

Skip - if it's not an easy schedule, it will be cheating, system QBs, deflated balls, booty division, refs etc. There is nothing you can do to stem the tide of hatred and jelousy (although I must say you're the very best at it and I've saved plenty of your posts to annihilate people with :) )

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