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Who wins a hypothetical Patriots - 49ers matchup?

The Twin Princes v. The Old Demon Kings - who ya got?  

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  1. 1. The Twin Princes v. The Old Demon Kings - who ya got?

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    • Patriots
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The last remaining undefeated teams. Both continuing to thrive despite myriad injuries on the offensive side of the ball. Both teams extremely well-coached. The 49ers have a dominating ground game and pass rush, while the Pats have the GOAT quarterback and the best secondary and LB corps in the league. And, of course, there's the Garoppolo connection.

This is assuming both teams are at full strength.

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I think the 49ers might take them their Run offense is elite and I dunno if Pats have the beef to stop them.    Maybe we get to find out will be cool to see

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2 minutes ago, sryan66611 said:

I think the 49ers might take them their Run offense is elite and I dunno if Pats have the beef to stop them.    Maybe we get to find out will be cool to see

Thats all we need a franchise with 5 titles vs team with 6 titles.

 

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The Pats. The only way to beat them is to have a goofy meme quarterback. Jimmy G is the exact opposite of that 

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I think we all win, pornstar Jimmy v Brady. I wouldn’t even watch the game with these two hunksicles on the sidelines

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I would pick New England, mainly due to BB. I think he's earned that nod. Even if I considered the teams to be on equal footing, BB is an absolute difference maker, and he's proven that more than Kyle at the current point in time. 

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47 minutes ago, RBreezy said:

The Pats. The only way to beat them is to have a goofy meme quarterback. Jimmy G is the exact opposite of that 

I would argue that, while he's not goofy, Garoppolo's handsomeness is a meme unto itself.

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54 minutes ago, Forge said:

I would pick New England, mainly due to BB. I think he's earned that nod. Even if I considered the teams to be on equal footing, BB is an absolute difference maker, and he's proven that more than Kyle at the current point in time. 

Hard not to go with BB when he gets two weeks to prepare for a team but this game would be an absolute blood bath. I doubt the winning team would score more than 20 points. 

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1 hour ago, RBreezy said:

The Pats. The only way to beat them is to have a goofy meme quarterback. Jimmy G is the exact opposite of that 

The niners DL would get Brady to retire at halftime

 

1 hour ago, Forge said:

I would pick New England, mainly due to BB. I think he's earned that nod. Even if I considered the teams to be on equal footing, BB is an absolute difference maker, and he's proven that more than Kyle at the current point in time. 

yeah well youve also picked cleveland and the rams the last two weeks, so idgaf who you pick

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Just now, N4L said:

 

yeah well youve also picked cleveland and the rams the last two weeks, so idgaf who you pick

You should...thats how we know we are going to (or would) win. I'm doing this team a solid and falling on the grenade. 

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not only would the niners go up 28-3 and then continue to pour it on, but Garoppolo would take Giselle home after the game too

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Lol man, it might sound ignorant, but I’m going to safely choose New England.

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Patriots, because they're the Patriots and we can't have nice things.

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Patriots. The 49ers have a phenomenal defensive line that would suffocate their run game, but they would find a way to out scheme them and generate enough offense to force Jimmy G to beat them.

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9 minutes ago, MD4L said:

Lol man, it might sound ignorant, but I’m going to safely choose New England.

Agreed lol.

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