Fatgerman Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Hope you guys enjoyed that title. Since the Buckeyes decided to kick me in the beanbag tonight, I decided to post my first topic; the idea for which struck me on the John. It's easy to choose which Browns QB one hates most. For me it's easily JFF, the rat bastard. But here's the question: which QB fooled you the most into believing he was gonna be the QB to finally be great and save the franchise?? Since 99' who really convinced you? Get your humble hat's out gentlemen. I'll start us out. I nearly cried when we drafted Joe Thomas and Brady Quinn in 07'. I truly believed that that draft was the point that would turn us around. Beautiful Brady Quinn, handsome SOB! I bought the line of B.S. Charlie Weiss spewed about how Brady would easily become a top 10 QB in the league. I loved the photo of Brady in his tiny little child sized Bernie jersey. I thought, Tom Brady - Brady Quinn, the symmetry was there. But alas, he blew more than a cheap call-girl working Mardi Gras on Bourbon street. His awesome game against a sorry Detroit Lions team was his final slap in my face, the final rush of false hope. I hate you Brady Quinn, and your muscles. I hope you have a tiny unit. So, in honor of our new QB, and the hope carried upon his broad shoulders, who was your Brady Quinn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 JFF. He has the talent and moxie to be a good NFL qb, he's just an idiot of epic proportions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatgerman Posted September 10, 2017 Author Share Posted September 10, 2017 4 minutes ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: JFF. He has the talent and moxie to be a good NFL qb, he's just an idiot of epic proportions. Literally could not agree more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwibrown Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Brady Quinn is the GOAT of this. I thought Derek Anderson was going to develop into something special. I liked Goff last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwibrown Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Fatgerman said: Literally could not agree more! Coke is bad for QB's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, Kiwibrown said: Coke is bad for QB's. Fairly certain it's bad for everyone, not just QB's. You're an RN, you should know this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatgerman Posted September 10, 2017 Author Share Posted September 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Kiwibrown said: Coke is bad for QB's. The heck you say! Coke bad? Actually, funny thing to me is: most of the guys doing blow in the 80's typically played better. But not Johnny! Nope. Johnny forgot the one important rule of being the next Joe fricken Namath: you gotta play like joe fricken Namath. Blow and 24/7 parties without the good football just makes you an after school special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonanza23 Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 I've pretty much not been on board with any QB we took except Brady Quinn. Last time I ever got suckered by stats. Stupid gorgeous human male. That Brady Quinn/Godzilla pic of him coming out if the ocean had me in a tizzy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwibrown Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 1 minute ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: Fairly certain it's bad for everyone, not just QB's. You're an RN, you should know this. Not in New Zealand it isn't. Actually I don't really know we don't have cocaine, we use pure meth instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatgerman Posted September 10, 2017 Author Share Posted September 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Bonanza23 said: I've pretty much not been on board with any QB we took except Brady Quinn. Last time I ever got suckered by stats. Stupid gorgeous human male. That Brady Quinn/Godzilla pic of him coming out if the ocean had me in a tizzy! I know. Got my sheets sticky too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Just now, Kiwibrown said: Not in New Zealand it isn't. Actually I don't really know we don't have cocaine, we use pure meth instead. Cheese and rice kiwi, I thought we were talking about soda. Cocaine's fine here, helps keep you thin and gives you a great excuse for spending 20 minutes in the bathroom when you're on a date and don't want to admit you had to poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwibrown Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 4 minutes ago, Fatgerman said: The heck you say! Coke bad? Actually, funny thing to me is: most of the guys doing blow in the 80's typically played better. But not Johnny! Nope. Johnny forgot the one important rule of being the next Joe fricken Namath: you gotta play like joe fricken Namath. Blow and 24/7 parties without the good football just makes you an after school special. I could see it working for a LB or a DE, not so much for a QB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwibrown Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Just now, LETSGOBROWNIES said: Cheese and rice kiwi, I thought we were talking about soda. Cocaine's fine here, helps keep you thin and gives you a great excuse for spending 20 minutes in the bathroom when you're on a date and don't want to admit you had to poop. When I come to Cleveland I look forward to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatgerman Posted September 10, 2017 Author Share Posted September 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Kiwibrown said: When I come to Cleveland I look forward to it. I don't know buddy. Northeast Ohio is meth country. Coke's a bit fancy for these parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwibrown Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Just now, Fatgerman said: I don't know buddy. Northeast Ohio is meth country. Coke's a bit fancy for these parts. Ill feel right at home then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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