Norm Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 New rule at work. If you're not native American, you work on na day. You aren't black, you work on MLK day, you aren't a president, you work on President's day, you aren't a pilgrim, you work on Thanksgiving. I'm not Jesus Christ so I work on Christmas. And I just looked I ticked just over 60.5 hours last week and not counting 3 hours of windshield time coming home in bad weather today. Who's got a job for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatJerkDave Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Norm said: New rule at work. If you're not native American, you work on na day. You aren't black, you work on MLK day, you aren't a president, you work on President's day, you aren't a pilgrim, you work on Thanksgiving. I'm not Jesus Christ so I work on Christmas. And I just looked I ticked just over 60.5 hours last week and not counting 3 hours of windshield time coming home in bad weather today. Who's got a job for me What the **** is NA day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighCalebR Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 1 hour ago, ThatJerkDave said: What the **** is NA day? Non alcoholic day. It's why hes so upset. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Lol nice. Columbus day. It's native American day in South Dakota Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 (edited) 17 hours ago, HighCalebR said: Non alcoholic day. It's why hes so upset. That's the day I'd want to work though... Also I've done so little work today it's hilarious.. I'm just on my phone watching the office marathon lol Edited February 18, 2019 by Norm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uffdaswede Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 6 hours ago, Norm said: That's the day I'd want to work though... Also I've done so little work today it's hilarious.. I'm just on my phone watching the office marathon lol You Workaholic, you. Is there a roof on your cubicle? Phone goes to voicemail? Pretend to be talking to a client when people walk by? What are the secrets to your success? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, blueswedeshoes said: You Workaholic, you. Is there a roof on your cubicle? Phone goes to voicemail? Pretend to be talking to a client when people walk by? What are the secrets to your success? Greatest part of my job. I NEVER have to answer a phone call anymore. Went IDK how many years having to take work calls after work. Salary is less but so worth it lol And my biggest secret is playing dumb. Always. Then again I had to fix our server today which I am debating billing them for. Because that's not my job description but I'm educated there and when I help on the side I charge nearly double my current pay. Bastards Edited February 19, 2019 by Norm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatJerkDave Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 8 hours ago, Norm said: Lol nice. Columbus day. It's native American day in South Dakota I guessed that is what you were talking about. I will never recognize the rebranding of that holiday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexGreen#20 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 On 2/17/2019 at 5:47 PM, Norm said: New rule at work. If you're not native American, you work on na day. You aren't black, you work on MLK day, you aren't a president, you work on President's day, you aren't a pilgrim, you work on Thanksgiving. I'm not Jesus Christ so I work on Christmas. And I just looked I ticked just over 60.5 hours last week and not counting 3 hours of windshield time coming home in bad weather today. Who's got a job for me Is this legitimate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kepler Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 On 2/17/2019 at 4:47 PM, Norm said: New rule at work. If you're not native American, you work on na day. You aren't black, you work on MLK day, you aren't a president, you work on President's day, you aren't a pilgrim, you work on Thanksgiving. I'm not Jesus Christ so I work on Christmas. And I just looked I ticked just over 60.5 hours last week and not counting 3 hours of windshield time coming home in bad weather today. Who's got a job for me Are you the pilgrim? Who works on the 4th? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanedorf Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 https://www.argusleader.com/story/davidmontgomery/2014/10/13/native-american-day/17194651/ "While much of the rest of the country is celebrating Columbus Day today, in South Dakota the state government, schools and citizens are recognizing a different holiday: Native Americans' Day " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 (edited) 13 hours ago, AlexGreen#20 said: Is this legitimate? Lol no but I don't get **** for days off. It's just a running joke at work about not taking majority of holidays off Edited February 19, 2019 by Norm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 12 hours ago, Kepler said: Are you the pilgrim? Who works on the 4th? We actually get the 4th off, only because the bosses are all gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexGreen#20 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 10 minutes ago, Norm said: Lol no but I don't get **** for days off. It's just a running joke at work about not taking majority of holidays off I was pretty sure you weren't serious, but the fact that I wasn't locked in has me sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 9 minutes ago, AlexGreen#20 said: I was pretty sure you weren't serious, but the fact that I wasn't locked in has me sad Haha they actually did ask if I had any native American blood, semi joking. And when I said no then they're like well you're working then and that's where I started the joke. I have an easy af job. I'm literally on my phone and watching comedy Central and eating gold fish crackers lol. So I shouldn't complain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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