ThatJerkDave Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 52 minutes ago, incognito_man said: We should start an Energy sub. Good stuff. When I become king I'm going to use all yer taxes monies to research Thorium. It is a long way off, but I am interested in stealing Hydrogen from Jupiter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Does anyone else have urology/prostate ads showing up in their FF page? LOL, it's making me uncomfortable. Thinking it's a sign I need to get checked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skibrett15 Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 49 minutes ago, Sasquatch said: Does anyone else have urology/prostate ads showing up in their FF page? LOL, it's making me uncomfortable. Thinking it's a sign I need to get checked out. it's all a result of what you googled lately and your age/demographic. I'm guessing you're over 45, male, etc... and honestly think of what ads play during football on TV. You're on a football site, so I'd guess those ads do pretty well here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatJerkDave Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Here is some life advice: If you happen to have something that is hotter than 300°C, don't touch it with your skin. It will burn you, it will hurt, you will get a blister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 3 hours ago, skibrett15 said: it's all a result of what you googled lately and your age/demographic. I'm guessing you're over 45, male, etc... and honestly think of what ads play during football on TV. You're on a football site, so I'd guess those ads do pretty well here. I’m definitely in the age demographic for those ads, but I haven’t googled anything about it. I will now, since I’m now paranoid about that my enlarged prostate needs to be checked out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 24 minutes ago, ThatJerkDave said: Here is some life advice: If you happen to have something that is hotter than 300°C, don't touch it with your skin. It will burn you, it will hurt, you will get a blister. Grease spill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatJerkDave Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Sasquatch said: Grease spill? One of the tests we run in the lab is testing the flash point of asphalt. To meet standard specifications for most states, the flash point has to be above 230. It is usually between 280 and 330. Yesterday I accidentally touched the side of the brass cup the asphalt sits in while we heat it. It hurt. A lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, ThatJerkDave said: One of the tests we run in the lab is testing the flash point of asphalt. To meet standard specifications for most states, the flash point has to be above 230. It is usually between 280 and 330. Yesterday I accidentally touched the side of the brass cup the asphalt sits in while we heat it. It hurt. A lot. Oh snap brother. Get your silvadene cream going! Edited August 21, 2019 by Sasquatch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexGreen#20 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Sasquatch said: I’m definitely in the age demographic for those ads, but I haven’t googled anything about it. I will now, since I’m now paranoid about that my enlarged prostate needs to be checked out! You don't have to Google anything about it. If you simply Google items typical of your age and gender demographic that's enough to trigger it. The real answer here is to download an ad-blocker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexGreen#20 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 2 hours ago, ThatJerkDave said: Here is some life advice: If you happen to have something that is hotter than 300°C, don't touch it with your skin. It will burn you, it will hurt, you will get a blister. I'm thinking of the scene from Chernobyl where the firefighter picks up the piece of graphite with his gloves on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, AlexGreen#20 said: You don't have to Google anything about it. If you simply Google items typical of your age and gender demographic that's enough to trigger it. The real answer here is to download an ad-blocker. You mean like searching Canadian pharmacies for low-cost Viagra? Awe, nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatJerkDave Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 I just remembered two more bands that stink, that people always think I would like: Motorhead, and Type O Negative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneTwoSixFive Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 (edited) 42 minutes ago, AlexGreen#20 said: I'm thinking of the scene from Chernobyl where the firefighter picks up the piece of graphite with his gloves on. .........Or are you are thinking of the Time Bandits (cue Sean Connery as a fireman) "Don't touch it, it's pure evil !" Edited August 22, 2019 by OneTwoSixFive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighCalebR Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 6 hours ago, skibrett15 said: it's all a result of what you googled lately and your age/demographic. I'm guessing you're over 45, male, etc... and honestly think of what ads play during football on TV. You're on a football site, so I'd guess those ads do pretty well here. OH DO ME NEXT! I get: Engagement rings, Mortgage loans and Shoes. Do work fortune teller man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leader Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 hour ago, AlexGreen#20 said: I'm thinking of the scene from Chernobyl where the firefighter picks up the piece of graphite with his gloves on. And he winds up with a body reduced to goo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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