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One of my favorite parts of fantasy football is to name teams. Getting creative with team names can be wildly fun.

This year, my 1st-round pick was Mahomes, team name is "Whattup Mahomeys?" 

Last year, I had Ndamukong Suh off waivers in my IDP league (had AD, too. He went UNDRAFTED!) and named my team "I Will Suh You!"

My abuelo, who introduced me to fantasy football, was a regular with the names "Passing Gas," "Arians Nation", and "michaelsamlovessacks". This year he is "Cobra Kyler". 

What are some of your all-time top names?

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For at least 10+ year I have been going with Intestinal Turmoil. Name comes from an injury designation (I believe it was in the NBA or MLB). Also, it accurate reflects my fantasy football results.

Went with Big Boyds Don't Cry (for Tyler Boyd) for the work league. 

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I nearly did a Josh Allen theme this year, since I have both of them, but I couldn't come up with anything so I just rolled up with "What Up Mahomeys?" as posted above.

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I have an owner whose name is "Mahomless" of course Mahomes would get hurt and miss a few games but his brother didn't even give time to process the injury and told him yep you are MAHOMELESS now. lol. 

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Most of mine (because several of my leagues are actually also a competition for Most Obscene Team Name) I can't post here for fear of violating forum rules, but the ones I can:

God Hates Jags (a championship team; also the closest the Jags have ever come to winning the league)
Fister Roboto
Nuns Gone Wild

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I'm prepared to rename my Dynasty team either

Now You CeeDee, Now You Don't
or
Big Booty Jeudy

Which ever one I end up getting in the rookie draft. 

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back in the day my most popular name was Mike Vick in a Box. I transitioned into Jacquizz in My Pants for a long time after that. Probably my top 2 in terms of popularity

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