rackcs Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 5 minutes ago, daboyle250 said: THE BALTIMORE BUTTMUNCHERS ELITE: QB: Perry Pee Pee - from Arizona State, 6'5 230 lb, tabloid favorite due to relationship with 3 different models DB: Dixon Cider - from Texas, 6'0 210 lb, during offseason he travels to LA to appear in Blocked adult videos REPLACEMENT: LB: Clint Orus - has numerous side jobs such as Pizza man, Doctor, Teacher, Cop. Literally that one bald actor from all those porn movies. So obviously these guys ****...but do they munch butt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daboyle Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 20 minutes ago, rackcs said: So obviously these guys ****...but do they munch butt? It's a requirement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Orca Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 12 hours ago, Dome said: just a reminder, i'll be updating/tweaking the RNG compondent today and posting the final version tonight. So those of you who have your teams picked already will be asked to look over the rules one last time and make sure it's what you want. Is there anything I need to do at the moment more than I did before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted January 15, 2020 Author Share Posted January 15, 2020 14 minutes ago, The Orca said: Is there anything I need to do at the moment more than I did before? Nope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted January 15, 2020 Author Share Posted January 15, 2020 (edited) @skywindO2 @Pickle Rick @The Orca @daboyle250 @Malfatron @SwAg @ET80 @JoshstraDaymus @rackcs @Whicker We have 10 other teams signed up, so I closed sign-ups and removed The Nukes from competition. In a Round Robin format this will make for 5 games a week. A week's worth of games will be processed every few days when I have time. Results will be posted and W-L records will be updated. The RNG aspect of the game is complete and finalized. It's been posted in the OP. Please build your teams. If you've already submitted your teams ahead of the RNG finalizing, please check the OP and adjust as needed. The game does not ensure balance, you'll be required to build the best team possible with what you've been given. The RNG aspect of this game does not guarantee that the best team/strategy will win. Good Luck. What I need from you: 1) A "Run/Pass Slider" adjustment, 1-100. (See OP for details) 2) Four "Elite Player" selections. (May Not overlap with Poor Players. See OP for details. Name/Bio optional) 3) Four “Poor Player" selections. (May not overlap with Elite Players. See OP for details. Name/Bio optional) Edited January 15, 2020 by Dome 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rackcs Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 My slider and players are done. Subject to change and bios will come later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 @Dome pm you or post in thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted January 15, 2020 Author Share Posted January 15, 2020 44 minutes ago, Malfatron said: @Dome pm you or post in thread? Either/or its all going in the OP at some point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skywindO2 Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 So I pick a 8 positions total, 4 to be elite and 4 to be poor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skywindO2 Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Slider: 80 running/20 Passing Elite: Running back: Ayy Pea, otherwordly talent on the field but rumored to whip unsuspecting people with flag football flags off the field Offensive Line: Eyy Tea, Houston native. His skill in blocking defenders is only surpassed by his ability to block toilets Cornerback: Elliot Thomas, once considered the top prospect in for the NFL, his career plummetted when he acidentally pantsed another player. Complete natural at pulling loose articles off other players Safety: Ezekial Thomas, joined his brother Elliot. While not considered as talented, having two first names is always an elite trait Poor: Quarterback: Tex Anne, former professional bowler who trying to take his talents elsewhere, it's going better than anyone expected Receiver: Pan Da'milk, his parents made him play sports, never quite got over the fear when trying to catch a baseball Defensive Line: Way Tah, basically useless in every way and why he continues to make the roster each year is a beyond all explanation Linebacker: Effef General, [bio intentionally left blank] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOUCAN Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Slider: 69 pass 31 run Elite: Quarterback: Gabe Luo- Created after Monica took a lock of our mascot's hair when during their last coercion. Gabe is the heart and soul of the Mambo. Face of the franchise. Offensive Tackle: Log Beau- A behemoth of a man created in a facilty after Angela was able to get a sample of our mascot's DNA from a highball glass at a local swing club. He's an absolute stalwart of a Left Tackle. Safety: Bag Loue- Great instinctual player. Seems to have a nose for the ball and is good to force a turnover when the team needs him. Also created from a hanky used by our mascot during flu season 1998 acquired by Jessica. Wide Receiver: Able Gou- Stick 'em may want to use his DNA to make new gloves. His hands are perfect. Created by Erica after taking our mascot's DNA using a sample from a nail clipping of the left thumb. Poor: Tight End: Gu Leabo: He's 4'11 389 lbs. He doesn't have good hands for blocking or any tenacity, he is the failed creation of Tina who acquired the mascots' eyebrows after a waxing at a local spa. Center: Bae Uglo: Slightly undersized play center, at 4'2 108 lbs, Bae is the best option we have to snap the ball. He's still maturing, he's the newest creation by Sandra using a DNA sample from our mascot's perspiration. Cornerback: Glub Aoe: All the sizing, none of the skills. Walk onto the team because his mother, Rita owns the team. She's threatened to sell if he doesn't start. He's been created using the DNA of our mascots toenail. Linebacker: Bagel Ou: Half of the game he's asleep, the other half of he's on his phone. Injuries hit us pretty hard this year. His mother has no affiliation with our mascot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickle Rick Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 I'll post tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucsfan333 Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Looks fun. Bummed I missed out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Orca Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 5 hours ago, bucsfan333 said: Looks fun. Bummed I missed out. @Dome let this guy in and being back the autobotnor whatever Also, when do we need to have our thing posted by Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skywindO2 Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 6 hours ago, bucsfan333 said: Looks fun. Bummed I missed out. You can co-manage The Extraterrestrials if you'd like. Do you have any insight on potential free agents? Maybe I'd make some roster adjustments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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