New Years Resolutions Mafia - N4 is Sunday at 10pm EST

[The Orca]

 Tell me a little bit about yourself. Where were you before this? What brought you here? Where are you headed next? 

I was owning Swag before. I heard PurplePesci was gonna make an appearance. To get some likes from Touch

2) What kind of booze did you bring to the party? You did bring booze, right?

1000 gallons of Rum and 1000 gallons of Vodka. I weigh a lot donit doesnt impact me as much

3) Will you need a sleeping bag to sleep on the floor each night? Or do you have other accommodations?

No, I've got a coffin that I need to sleep in. I also can't see or feel the sun. Hope this is fine

4) In the morning, eggs scrambled or sunny side up? Bacon or Sausage? Sourdough, White or Wheat? OJ or Coffee?

Scrambled eggs, bacon, white, chocolate milk please. I'd take a great white shark liver if you have it though

[The Orca]

Just now, The Orca said:

 Tell me a little bit about yourself. Where were you before this? What brought you here? Where are you headed next? 

I was owning Swag before. I heard PurplePesci was gonna make an appearance. To get some likes from Touch

2) What kind of booze did you bring to the party? You did bring booze, right?

1000 gallons of Rum and 1000 gallons of Vodka. I weigh a lot donit doesnt impact me as much

3) Will you need a sleeping bag to sleep on the floor each night? Or do you have other accommodations?

No, I've got a coffin that I need to sleep in. I also can't see or feel the sun. Hope this is fine

4) In the morning, eggs scrambled or sunny side up? Bacon or Sausage? Sourdough, White or Wheat? OJ or Coffee?

Scrambled eggs, bacon, white, chocolate milk please. I'd take a great white shark liver if you have it though

@Dome

[Pickle Rick]

1. I'm a homeless Pickle that roams the streets looking for my next victim.  I just came from down at the river where I had a little fun, it got a little messy.  I'll be hunting for my next target, whoever or whatever that may be. 

2. Strawberry Vodka, it's all my pickle liver can handle these days 

3. I brought my own bun to sleep in.  

4. Eggs scrambled, sausage, white, with an ice cold can of coca cola

Edited December 22, 2019 by Pickle Rick

[Dome]

I'll get signups and RSVP cards updated later tonight....

thank you all for bringing so much booze. i hate sharing. 

[TOUCAN]

2 hours ago, Counselor said:

1) Tell me a little bit about yourself. Where were you before this? What brought you here? Where are you headed next? 
 

I was in a stagecoach in Milpitas, I got lost and I’m headed to wherever I end up. 

2) What kind of booze did you bring to the party? You didbring booze, right?

Dragon’s Milk. 

3) Will you need a sleeping bag to sleep on the floor each night? Or do you have other accommodations?

I sleep standing up.

4) In the morning, eggs scrambled or sunny side up? Bacon or Sausage? Sourdough, White or Wheat? OJ or Coffee?

I don’t eat breakfast

Counselor you are a real man of culture with that beer choice. My frickin guy

[squire12]

12 hours ago, Dome said:

1) Tell me a little bit about yourself. Where were you before this? What brought you here? Where are you headed next? 

Just came from a meme party.  Good time was had there.  Hoping to have an even better time at this shindig.   Nothing planned thus far, just going with the flow. 

12 hours ago, Dome said:

2) What kind of booze did you bring to the party? You did bring booze, right?

Moonshine,  made it myself.  Best be careful with it, it can be a bit potent if you ain't used to it.

12 hours ago, Dome said:

3) Will you need a sleeping bag to sleep on the floor each night? Or do you have other accommodations?

Came in my pop-up camper.  Got room for 3 more if anyone needs a place to crash.

12 hours ago, Dome said:

4) In the morning, eggs scrambled or sunny side up? Bacon or Sausage? Sourdough, White or Wheat? OJ or Coffee?

 

Not much of a breakfast eater, brunch is more my thing.  If you can manage a Mickey's Dairy Bar bacon scrambler,  gravy on the side and a butterscotch shake to ease the hangover, that would awesome.

http://mickiesdairybar.restaurantwebexpert.com

 

@Dome, @Malfatron might know what I am talking about.

[bcb1213]

Not gonna lie.  I really thought pink Pacino was gonna get me more likes 

[Dome]

quite a few people have gotten #4 wrong so far

[Dome]

@SwAg signed up

[Malfatron]

12 minutes ago, bcb1213 said:

Not gonna lie.  I really thought pink Pacino was gonna get me more likes 

i understand you

[Dome]

12 hours ago, MWil23 said:

My name is Matt Foley, I’m 34, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

Basil Hayden bourbon 🥃 

I live in a van down by the river, but I brought my gear! We’re gonna be buddies! Pals! Amigos!

Eggs over medium with sourdough toast and bacon. Just black coffee for me.

 

3 hours ago, Counselor said:

1) Tell me a little bit about yourself. Where were you before this? What brought you here? Where are you headed next? 
 

I was in a stagecoach in Milpitas, I got lost and I’m headed to wherever I end up. 

2) What kind of booze did you bring to the party? You didbring booze, right?

Dragon’s Milk. 

3) Will you need a sleeping bag to sleep on the floor each night? Or do you have other accommodations?

I sleep standing up.

4) In the morning, eggs scrambled or sunny side up? Bacon or Sausage? Sourdough, White or Wheat? OJ or Coffee?

I don’t eat breakfast

 

3 hours ago, rackcs said:

I'm an empty nester mother of 3 who married her high school sweetheart and after 27 years the relationship is stale and the kids aren't keeping us together anymore. I'm at this party to live, laugh, and love. I was going to the beach for a party weekend with my gal pals when I got this RSVP and just HAD to stop by. So I'll be going there afterwards. 

I'm always armed with a nice red wine. I've got a few bottles in my car as well as a thermos for if I need to take it somewhere a little more discreet.

Well if there's not enough beds, I can always share teehee 

I like my eggs fertilized teehee jk scrambled is fine. Love sausage, no jk. Wheat bread of course to keep myself tight. And I like my coffee like I like my men: with lots of cream.

 

3 hours ago, bcb1213 said:

Send me your RSVPs for the New Year's Eve Party!!!

1) Tell me a little bit about yourself. Where were you before this? What brought you here? Where are you headed next?   Name is Pink Pacino, my brother purple pesci called and said he needed me here.  Silver Scorsese needs my assistance when I'm done here 

2) What kind of booze did you bring to the party? You did bring booze, right?  What kind didn't I bring. Hoo-Ah

3) Will you need a sleeping bag to sleep on the floor each night? Or do you have other accommodations?

I'll be staying with purple pesci.  Pay attention 

4) In the morning, eggs scrambled or sunny side up? Bacon or Sausage? Sourdough, White or Wheat? OJ or Coffee?  Scrambled, bacon, white and coffee, black like the ho I had last night 

 

2 hours ago, Malfatron said:

1) Im a trapper, stupid. Youre all just a bunch of diggers. 

I can catch a helpless animal,
Skin it with my bare hands.
I wake up muddy,
And I go to bed bloody,
'Cause I'm a trappin' man.

I can brave the nastiest weather.
Even if it's 80 below.
My pa was an elephant, but that's irrelevant.
My ma was an Eskimo.

I'm badder than the baddest sailor!
I make love to women to 10 feet tall.
I've got a chest of wonder and balls of thunder.
I can break right through a wall.

I love the sound of metal,
Snapping on an animal's head.
Sometimes they scamper
Sometimes they whimper
But they always end up dead.

The blood of a fresh-cut rodent
Is as sweet as brandy wine.
And the brain of an antelope
Tastes like cantaloupe.
What a yummy life!

2) 

The Nauhojen Indian tribe gave this to me

 

3) I sleep in the dirt and on the rocks.

4)

I eat rabbits' heads for breakfast.
With beaver butt on the side.
My mind's magnificent and my body no different.
I'm full of trapper pride!

 

2 hours ago, The Orca said:

 Tell me a little bit about yourself. Where were you before this? What brought you here? Where are you headed next? 

I was owning Swag before. I heard PurplePesci was gonna make an appearance. To get some likes from Touch

2) What kind of booze did you bring to the party? You did bring booze, right?

1000 gallons of Rum and 1000 gallons of Vodka. I weigh a lot donit doesnt impact me as much

3) Will you need a sleeping bag to sleep on the floor each night? Or do you have other accommodations?

No, I've got a coffin that I need to sleep in. I also can't see or feel the sun. Hope this is fine

4) In the morning, eggs scrambled or sunny side up? Bacon or Sausage? Sourdough, White or Wheat? OJ or Coffee?

Scrambled eggs, bacon, white, chocolate milk please. I'd take a great white shark liver if you have it though

 

1 hour ago, Pickle Rick said:

1. I'm a homeless Pickle that roams the streets looking for my next victim.  I just came from down at the river where I had a little fun, it got a little messy.  I'll be hunting for my next target, whoever or whatever that may be. 

2. Strawberry Vodka, it's all my pickle liver can handle these days 

3. I brought my own bun to sleep in.  

4. Eggs scrambled, sausage, white, with an ice cold can of coca cola

 

20 minutes ago, squire12 said:

Just came from a meme party.  Good time was had there.  Hoping to have an even better time at this shindig.   Nothing planned thus far, just going with the flow. 

Moonshine,  made it myself.  Best be careful with it, it can be a bit potent if you ain't used to it.

Came in my pop-up camper.  Got room for 3 more if anyone needs a place to crash.

Not much of a breakfast eater, brunch is more my thing.  If you can manage a Mickey's Dairy Bar bacon scrambler,  gravy on the side and a butterscotch shake to ease the hangover, that would awesome.

http://mickiesdairybar.restaurantwebexpert.com

 

@Dome, @Malfatron might know what I am talking about.

 

3 hours ago, TheKillerNacho said:

Send me your RSVPs for the New Year's Eve Party!!!

1) Tell me a little bit about yourself. Where were you before this? What brought you here? Where are you headed next? 

     Last place I was? Five Below. Needed last minute stocking stuffers for my girls. What brought me here? Pickle Rick. Where am I headed next? bed.

2) What kind of booze did you bring to the party? You did bring booze, right?

    Been trying to stop drinking so much but I guess I have a bottle of champagne...

3) Will you need a sleeping bag to sleep on the floor each night? Or do you have other accommodations?

    uh, I wasn't planning on staying. If need be, my daughter as an Elsa sleeping bag...

4) In the morning, eggs scrambled or sunny side up? Bacon or Sausage? Sourdough, White or Wheat? OJ or Coffee?

    The master race is: over easy, bacon, sourdough, and coffee (but it has to be black).

 

2 hours ago, FinneasGage said:

Tell me a little bit about yourself. Where were you before this? What brought you here? Where are you headed next? 

i suck my thumb to make my lips look more pronounced and the cops were just at my place of residence. before doing this i was putting my bedding in the wash in case i miraculously pull a chick tonight. malf brought me here obviously. i'm bout to grab my homie from the airport and then go to a college party even though i'm now graduated

2) What kind of booze did you bring to the party? You did bring booze, right?

i don't **** w/ booze. yall pigeon heads go ahead and guzzle down and blow your cover tho. malfinity are stone cold killers. we'll crack you if you can't handle yourself

3) Will you need a sleeping bag to sleep on the floor each night? Or do you have other accommodations?

i've been sleeping on a couch for the past four months, sir

4) In the morning, eggs scrambled or sunny side up? Bacon or Sausage? Sourdough, White or Wheat? OJ or Coffee?

i'm not up in the morning. but sunny side up for eggs, no doubt. neither of those meats. i'll take that breakfast chicken burrito. it doesn't matter for bread. oj too crazy with the sugar and coffee will **** up my whole day w/ the reflux. i'll take that kombucha or just water.

 

2 hours ago, JoshstraDaymus said:

) Tell me a little bit about yourself. Where were you before this? What brought you here? Where are you headed next? 
I honestly heard it was supposed to be popping so I thought I’d come through. I’m either going to Waffle House after I’m lit or I’m staying over.

2) What kind of booze did you bring to the party? You did bring booze, right?

Tequila. Lots of it.

3) Will you need a sleeping bag to sleep on the floor each night? Or do you have other accommodations?

The bathtub is fine.

4) In the morning, eggs scrambled or sunny side up? Bacon or Sausage? Sourdough, White or Wheat? OJ or Coffee?

3 eggs over easy, wheat toast, hash browns, Tabasco sauce, 2 light pilsners and orange juice.

 

 

 

 

[Nazgul]

Don’t sign me up!

I asked for a 10 like appearance fee and have received zero likes. I will not be participating without those likes. That’s a promise.

[Daboyle]

13 hours ago, Dome said:

1) Tell me a little bit about yourself. Where were you before this? What brought you here? Where are you headed next? 

My name is Butters and I am a 4th grade student at South Park Elementary. I was at my friend Eric's house and he mentioned this party saying it was for the coolest of the cool. After this, I might go home or else my dad will ground me. I don't like being grounded and my parents aren't the nicest but I love them anyways.

13 hours ago, Dome said:

2) What kind of booze did you bring to the party? You did bring booze, right?

I don't drink alcohol, sir. But I do have plenty of bottles of my own sports drink, Butters' Creamy Goo. It was used to help my friends play Saracastiball better and was once endorsed by both Jim Rome and Tom Brady! Sadly, I was grounded a while ago for making this drink but don't worry, I have plenty to pass around!

13 hours ago, Dome said:

3) Will you need a sleeping bag to sleep on the floor each night? Or do you have other accommodations?

I have a sleeping bag to sleepovers but I also like sleeping in my own bed!

13 hours ago, Dome said:

4) In the morning, eggs scrambled or sunny side up? Bacon or Sausage? Sourdough, White or Wheat? OJ or Coffee?

Sir, I like my eggs scrambled with bacon and white toast. I don't like coffee so I have to get orange juice. Thank you!

[Dome]

9 minutes ago, Nazgul said:

Don’t sign me up!

I asked for a 10 like appearance fee and have received zero likes. I will not be participating without those likes. That’s a promise.

I thought it was a contract.

Like, you sign up, and throughout the game you'll get 10 likes. 

Pretty sure it was a contract.... so you're in. 

[Ty21]

5 hours ago, FinneasGage said:

i'd be a detriment to the game

Samesies I don’t have enough time to pay full attention but I’m more than happy to get a lot of footballs from mathman