Scoremore Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 48 minutes ago, cannondale said: I use all 3 seashells Japanese butt flusher 2000. Equipped with a seat warmer, automatic seat rise, water stream, and blow dryer. Takes it to another level of sophistication. Technology gotta love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beekay414 Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Scoremore said: Japanese butt flusher 2000. Equipped with a seat warmer, automatic seat rise, water stream, and blow dryer. Takes it to another level of sophistication. Technology gotta love it. derivative Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Want one ^^^^^. Tried ordering one but they’re on back order. The dryer “clinched” it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forge Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 4 hours ago, squire12 said: @Forge Want to become the mod of a cool subforum? Ours are MIA quite often. One @Packerraymond is obsessive compulsive on washing hands and butts I think I'd fit right in. Sky is falling, everything is horrible, team sucks during the emotional gdts, love Danny Devito. I'm in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 1 hour ago, incognito_man said: You’ve brought this up before, which makes me think I’ve mentioned my butt wiping methods before, which makes me think things with footballsfuture are a bit too familiar. I should keep some things to myself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forge Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 4 hours ago, FinneasGage said: forge is the poster child for being MIA It's a gift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 (edited) So super poor people wipe their butts with like leaves and trash and stuff. Then there’s single ply toilet paper, two ply, 4, whichever. Then there are people who use wipes. Then there are people rich enough to use a bidet. It’s kinda like K-Mart, Walmart, Target. Does anybody ever wonder if like the ultra-rich have another way? Like do they have nanotechnology that wipes their butt? Like I’m sure George Soros has some super evil way of wiping his butt. Am I the only one who thinks about this sort of thing? Edit: This might belong in a different thread. Ray, Cwood, feel free to move it to the appropriate thread. Make a new one if you have to. Edited January 15, 2020 by Outpost31 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, Outpost31 said: So super poor people wipe their butts with like leaves and trash and stuff. Then there’s single ply toilet paper, two ply, 4, whichever. Then there are people who use wipes. Then there are people rich enough to use a bidet. It’s kinda like K-Mart, Walmart, Target. Does anybody ever wonder if like the ultra-rich have another way? Like do they have nanotechnology that wipes their butt? Like I’m sure George Soros has some super evil way of wiping his butt. Am I the only one who thinks about this sort of thing? Edit: This might belong in a different thread. Ray, Cwood, feel free to move it to the appropriate thread. Make a new one if you have to. Rich people don’t wipe. Someone does it for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 4 minutes ago, Sasquatch said: Rich people don’t wipe. Someone does it for them. Somebody needs to expose this. They probably have wiper slaves. You also have to change your avatar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Just now, Outpost31 said: Somebody needs to expose this. They probably have wiper slaves. You also have to change your avatar. I’m summoning Reggie White’s ghost and the magic of Favre to pull our boys through. I haven’t bought into the Devito thing yet - I feel a stronger force coming from Reggie (existentially from the 6 rosaries I’ve already prayed in his name.). I’m more about balance than conformity at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Sasquatch said: I’m summoning Reggie White’s ghost and the magic of Favre to pull our boys through. I haven’t bought into the Devito thing yet - I feel a stronger force coming from Reggie (existentially from the 6 rosaries I’ve already prayed in his name.). I’m more about balance than conformity at the moment. What if I told you anti conformity was conformity to anti conformity and there is no such thing as anti conformity you hippie Communist? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, Outpost31 said: What if I told you anti conformity was conformity to anti conformity and there is no such thing as anti conformity you hippie Communist? I’m listed as questionable. Game-time decision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, Sasquatch said: I’m listed as questionable. Game-time decision. This is the ******* NFC Championship Game you gonna be a Jay Cutler or are you going to man up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Just now, Outpost31 said: This is the ******* NFC Championship Game you gonna be a Jay Cutler or are you going to man up? Tell ya what amigo, if I haven’t started having Reggie dreams by Saturday night, I’ll find the goofiest, ugliest, most beautiful Devito avy ever seen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TransientTexan Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 those oscillations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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