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Guys, 

I own an automotive business and would like your help in getting some clever automotive related messages for my ReaderBoard to grab attention

they have to be PG though. Thanks! 

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4 hours ago, rocky_rams said:

they have to be PG though. Thanks! 

So no tranny or lube jokes eh?

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4 hours ago, rocky_rams said:

Guys, 

I own an automotive business and would like your help in getting some clever automotive related messages for my ReaderBoard to grab attention

they have to be PG though. Thanks! 

Do you have any examples of what you are looking for?

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5 hours ago, rocky_rams said:

Guys, 

I own an automotive business and would like your help in getting some clever automotive related messages for my ReaderBoard to grab attention

they have to be PG though. Thanks! 

Automotive Sales or Service?

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Spoiler Alert: You'll Love Our Deals on Auto Accessories!

Edited by Malfatron

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Why can't motorcycles hold themselves up?

Because they are two tired.

 

Unlike a self-driving car, we won't steer you in the wrong direction.

 

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell, they come with an Elon Musk.

 

When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

 

My parents told me I was born on a highway.

Apparently that's where most accidents happen.

 

You can tune a car but you can't tuna fish.

 

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and great prices?

We don't have a Lamborghini.

 

I hate car puns. They drive me crazy.

 

Do you think Vin Diesel wakes up exhausted?

 

I couldn't figure out how my seatbelt worked. Then it clicked.

 

Why do chicken coups have two doors?

If they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.

 

You know what really grinds my gears?

Clutch failure.

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12 hours ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said:

 

So no tranny or lube jokes eh?

lubes are fine. Tranny not so much lol

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Also fellas, I should mention that I don’t have much space on my ReaderBoard. 

I have about 4 lines that can fit two to three words max per line 

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3 minutes ago, rocky_rams said:

Also fellas, I should mention that I don’t have much space on my ReaderBoard. 

I have about 4 lines that can fit two to three words max per line 

That would've been useful info from the get go.

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1 hour ago, Malfatron said:

My Ana-Honda 

Dont' want none

unless you got Brake drums

This one made me lol but it won’t fit! 

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2 hours ago, bucsfan333 said:

That would've been useful info from the get go.

My bad. Yours did make me lol though. They didn’t go to waste 

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