rocky_rams Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Guys, I own an automotive business and would like your help in getting some clever automotive related messages for my ReaderBoard to grab attention they have to be PG though. Thanks! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 4 hours ago, rocky_rams said: they have to be PG though. Thanks! So no tranny or lube jokes eh? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeT14 Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 4 hours ago, rocky_rams said: Guys, I own an automotive business and would like your help in getting some clever automotive related messages for my ReaderBoard to grab attention they have to be PG though. Thanks! Do you have any examples of what you are looking for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scar988 Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 5 hours ago, rocky_rams said: Guys, I own an automotive business and would like your help in getting some clever automotive related messages for my ReaderBoard to grab attention they have to be PG though. Thanks! Automotive Sales or Service? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 (edited) Spoiler Alert: You'll Love Our Deals on Auto Accessories! Edited January 15, 2020 by Malfatron 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucsfan333 Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 Why can't motorcycles hold themselves up? Because they are two tired. Unlike a self-driving car, we won't steer you in the wrong direction. New Teslas don't come with a new car smell, they come with an Elon Musk. When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. My parents told me I was born on a highway. Apparently that's where most accidents happen. You can tune a car but you can't tuna fish. What's the difference between a Lamborghini and great prices? We don't have a Lamborghini. I hate car puns. They drive me crazy. Do you think Vin Diesel wakes up exhausted? I couldn't figure out how my seatbelt worked. Then it clicked. Why do chicken coups have two doors? If they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. You know what really grinds my gears? Clutch failure. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocky_rams Posted January 16, 2020 Author Share Posted January 16, 2020 12 hours ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: So no tranny or lube jokes eh? lubes are fine. Tranny not so much lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocky_rams Posted January 16, 2020 Author Share Posted January 16, 2020 11 hours ago, scar988 said: Automotive Sales or Service? Repair and tires Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocky_rams Posted January 16, 2020 Author Share Posted January 16, 2020 Also fellas, I should mention that I don’t have much space on my ReaderBoard. I have about 4 lines that can fit two to three words max per line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucsfan333 Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, rocky_rams said: Also fellas, I should mention that I don’t have much space on my ReaderBoard. I have about 4 lines that can fit two to three words max per line That would've been useful info from the get go. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 My Ana-Honda Dont' want none unless you got Brake drums 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucsfan333 Posted January 16, 2020 Share Posted January 16, 2020 Prices you can afFORD. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocky_rams Posted January 16, 2020 Author Share Posted January 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Malfatron said: My Ana-Honda Dont' want none unless you got Brake drums This one made me lol but it won’t fit! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocky_rams Posted January 16, 2020 Author Share Posted January 16, 2020 2 hours ago, bucsfan333 said: That would've been useful info from the get go. My bad. Yours did make me lol though. They didn’t go to waste 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 I am ready to die 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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