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rocky_rams

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4 hours ago, rocky_rams said:

Guys, 

I own an automotive business and would like your help in getting some clever automotive related messages for my ReaderBoard to grab attention

they have to be PG though. Thanks! 

Do you have any examples of what you are looking for?

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Why can't motorcycles hold themselves up?

Because they are two tired.

 

Unlike a self-driving car, we won't steer you in the wrong direction.

 

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell, they come with an Elon Musk.

 

When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

 

My parents told me I was born on a highway.

Apparently that's where most accidents happen.

 

You can tune a car but you can't tuna fish.

 

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and great prices?

We don't have a Lamborghini.

 

I hate car puns. They drive me crazy.

 

Do you think Vin Diesel wakes up exhausted?

 

I couldn't figure out how my seatbelt worked. Then it clicked.

 

Why do chicken coups have two doors?

If they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.

 

You know what really grinds my gears?

Clutch failure.

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