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4 minutes ago, KingOfNewYork said:

Chris Simms is right, people dont like Mac Jones because he doesn't look cool. He should get a tattoo, visor and grow a mullet.

Maybe not a mullet. 

It's not that he doesn't look cool. It's that he looks like his next time in the gym will be his first time in the gym. 

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8 minutes ago, KingOfNewYork said:

Chris Simms is right, people dont like Mac Jones because he doesn't look cool. He should get a tattoo, visor and grow a mullet.

Maybe not a mullet. 

Or he had a Heisman trophy winning WR, another 1st round pick WR, 1 year of college production, the #1 RB in the draft, two linemen that will go in the first two rounds, and the physique of Ben Askren.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, KingOfNewYork said:

No one cared about Joe Burrow's one year of production and loaded roster. But he smoked a cigar and had the cool camera shot on senior night so he passed the cool test. 

And I bet if given the chance to re-do the pick, the Bengals would take Justin Herbert. Who is quiet, no tattoos, acne, and not flashy.

 

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Just now, BStanRamFan said:

And I bet if given the chance to re-do the pick, the Bengals would take Justin Herbert. Who is quiet, no tattoos, acne, and not flashy.

 

Herbert had a beautiful head of hair, he checked off the cool test. 

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Look at those locks. That's a Quarterback baby. 

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Just now, KingOfNewYork said:
2 minutes ago, BStanRamFan said:

And I bet if given the chance to re-do the pick, the Bengals would take Justin Herbert. Who is quiet, no tattoos, acne, and not flashy.

 

Herbert had a beautiful head of hair, he checked off the cool test. 

You could put young Clint Eastwoods face on that body and it wouldn't change a thing, because he'd still be a tubby slob from the neck down. 

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1 minute ago, KingOfNewYork said:
3 minutes ago, Jeezla said:

You could put young Clint Eastwoods face on that body and it wouldn't change a thing, because he'd still be a tubby slob from the neck down. 

So you're just gonna tell a handsome faced lie like that. 

Once the helmet goes on, it all comes down to guts. And Mac Jones gut is hanging over his belt.

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