EL Guapo Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 He better not ruin free agency Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelonebillsfan Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 Boggles the mind why Clowney wanted out so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 And Romeo Crennell is staying as an advisor. Plan is going as swimmingly as I called it a few weeks ago: On 1/20/2020 at 8:45 AM, ET80 said: If we're following along at home, this is how it'll play out: - Weaver will be in over his head as a DC. - Texans D will be bad. - Romeo will be brought back as an "advisor to the DC" who is actually the advisor to BoB... who is the actual DC. - The defense will still be bad. - Texans will go 10-6 on the magic that is Deshaun Watson, lose in the first round of the playoffs (first game of playoff weekend). - Someone (looking at you, Jax) will bring Weaver in to serve as HC. - I'll laugh at the hire, citing how bad the defense was under Weaver. - Texans will bring back Romeo Crennell as DC. At this point, BoB has started to suit up as JJ Watt. - Jags will make the AFCCG by year 2 of the Weaver era. - Texans will go 9-7 in both seasons, lose in the first round of the playoffs. - BoB will start suiting up as Deshaun Watson when he's not playing DE. - I'll make ANOTHER BoB voodoo doll and hope that this one works. So at this rate - BoB is starting at QB by week 7. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Thelonebillsfan said: Boggles the mind why Clowney wanted out so bad. He... Didn't? https://www.si.com/nfl/texans/news/seattle-seahawks-jadeveon-clowney-opens-up-on-his-exit-from-the-houston-texans Clowney was ready to report, GM BoB told him he was getting traded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heinz D. Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Dome said: He’s been needing a promotion for a while now. Good for him. He should hire a HC first and foremost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Dome said: He’s been needing a promotion for a while now. Good for him. He should hire a HC first and foremost. I missed this. This was Grade A. Fantastic, fantastic work. Go ahead and take the rest of the day off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoboRocket Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Joe_is_the_best said: All that’s left is to give him the keys to the city. He'll never pry them from JJ's hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BayRaider Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 If this means he’s not HC it’s a huge win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny/Patrick Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 I wonder after the 5th straight TD they were thinking ”let’s make BoB GM he was able to build a 24-0 lead on this team” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 10 minutes ago, Manny/Patrick said: I wonder after the 5th straight TD they were thinking ”let’s make BoB GM he was able to build a 24-0 lead on this team” I actually think he convinced Cal that the team in the red jerseys and helmets with "KC" emblazoned on them was actually the Texans. Story checks out, given the Chiefs used to be the Texans... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SalvadorsDeli Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 Bill O'Brien is honestly an inspiration. Incredible grift. He's gonna miss the playoffs next year and they'll just go ahead and make him majority owner in response. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny/Patrick Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 6 minutes ago, ET80 said: I actually think he convinced Cal that the team in the red jerseys and helmets with "KC" emblazoned on them was actually the Texans. Story checks out, given the Chiefs used to be the Texans... I’m sorry, I can’t imagine having to deal with this man as a GM, let alone a coach. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_is_the_best Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 47 minutes ago, BaltimoreTerp said: Bill O'Brien is honestly an inspiration. Incredible grift. He's gonna miss the playoffs next year and they'll just go ahead and make him majority owner in response. I see a Rockets GM job in his future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 12 minutes ago, Joe_is_the_best said: I see a Rockets GM job in his future. Astros GM, too. Might even get in on that sweet Dynamo/Dash GM gig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 (edited) So BoB was interviewing...himself? And he gave himself the job? Is this what boomers are talking about when they say pull yourself up by your bootstraps? Edited January 29, 2020 by ramssuperbowl99 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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