MWil23 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Okay brothers, to pass the time and doldrums of this, here's a question: If you HAD to be quarantined WITH FIVE PEOPLE on this forum (BROWNS ONLY) for 2 weeks, who would they be and WHY? @mistakey on another note, it may be time to run the 2020 Chaviartinis. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 NOT @mistakey, he went out to eat last night. He dead. NOT @MWil23, @Reginaldm9, @big poppa pump, @Bucketheadsdad they’re around a bunch of gross kids and prolly already had Coronavirus and aids like 6 times. Eww. NOT @NateDawg or @pnies20 I wouldn’t want them to be placed in an unethical situation with their jobs and what I may do left stuck in one location for 2 straight weeks. NOT @bruceb, he hasn’t been vaccinated for anything since polio and might die if someone coughed on him. NOT @Kiwibrown, @hornbybrown @Don Roshi @Mega Ron @Aztec Hammeror any of the other foreigners because foreigners are how this whole thing started. NOT @buno67 because, well, he’s buno. NOT @Mind Character because I don’t need a murder charge on my hands. Day 3 hearing about charlatans and it’s over. NOT @candyman93 because he’s part of the emergency response team for this ish. He gonna die too. NOT @malibuspeedrace because he’s not even in the FF HOF. NOT @freakygeniuskid he’s around way too many people in church. Disgusting. NOT @Horseunit, that username is enough of a clue. NOT @BleedTheClock this idiot just got engaged apparently after listening to our tales of woe for years. How sharp can he be? NOT @ditchdigger or @CBrownsmanI can’t think of any compelling reasons, but I’m on a roll. NOT @DaWg_LB., because the reefer bbq would make to too enjoyable, I wouldn’t want it to end. NOT @NudeTayne he’s a Russian bot, clearly, and I’m not bunking with foreigners. NOT @Thomas5737 even I don’t like Baker that much. NOT @brownie man even I don’t like Simmons that much. NOT @Rod Johnson a man who first and last names are words for a penis? What would the neighbors think. NOT @Bonanza23 he boils his meat like a frog. USA USA USA! You slackjaws are bad enough on the internetz, I couldn’t imagine you in person. I’ll wait this out in my toilet paper fortress alone, thank you very much. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Ron Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Are any of you attractive ladies? Or in the process of becoming attractive ladies? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas5737 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 (edited) in real life I don't talk about Baker nearly half of the time. Not @LETSGOBROWNIES because I don't want hear the other three people say "I like this" after every sentence. I'd probably go malibu, he seems like he would have a good sense of humor. Dawg_LB because evidently he would bring the BBQ. Horny, mostly just to give his wife and kid a break. Ditch because we agree a lot and that is my favorite characteristic of a person. I guess I would have to do an authority figure to keep everyone in line. Not Nate or MWiii because of Dawg. Not Freaky or Zel because who wants to spend time with Weinstein/Cosby types. So I guess I pick Nude. Hopefully he isn't. Edited March 13, 2020 by Thomas5737 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NateDawg Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Do I have to pick 5? As an introvert, I typically can only handle like 2-3 people in my life for more than a couple hours. I’ve been prepared for this quarantine for a while now. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginaldm9 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Yo @letsgo my aids are completely unrelated to my profession. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted March 13, 2020 Author Share Posted March 13, 2020 I'd probably role with: @NateDawg because he has plenty of firepower when the Zombie apocalypse hits @LETSGOBROWNIES because he would provide comic relief, drinks, and probably has good cooking skills @DaWg_LB. for sure with that grizzled veteran presence and I guarantee he can barbecue us up some delicious food @sdrawkcab321 so he can provide is with updates on when the world will come to an end 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted March 13, 2020 Author Share Posted March 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, NateDawg said: Do I have to pick 5? As an introvert, I typically can only handle like 2-3 people in my life for more than a couple hours. I’ve been prepared for this quarantine for a while now. Nope. You can only pick up to 5. I picked 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NateDawg Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, MWil23 said: Nope. You can only pick up to 5. I picked 4. Ok. Any other introverts out there that are cool with long-pauses in conversation leading to us talking about the weather and stuff? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginaldm9 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 @Fumblebluntz. He's enough. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 29 minutes ago, NateDawg said: Ok. Any other introverts out there that are cool with long-pauses in conversation leading to us talking about the weather and stuff? I’m not introverted really, but I do enjoy watching other people be uncomfortable if that counts for anything? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 35 minutes ago, MWil23 said: @sdrawkcab321 so he can provide is with updates on when the world will come to an end “probably now..... now.... now... wtf is taking so long? This virus sucks. Now. Gaddamit...” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 30 minutes ago, Reginaldm9 said: @Fumblebluntz. He's enough. You think he’s sharing? Pfft 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 45 minutes ago, Thomas5737 said: in real life I don't talk about Baker nearly half of the time. Not @LETSGOBROWNIES because I don't want hear the other three people to say "I like this" after every sentence. bro I totally get this, in real life no one actually likes anything I have to say. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman93 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Fumblebluntz Packfan333 Malibu (he got me in the HOF) Tehdruid because me and him joined the same time Anybody who picks me on this thread because I’m petty 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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