theuntouchable Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Just now, Whicker said: “Expected and encouraged” post game discussion were the exact words that were in the post that I was tagged explicitly to read. I understand what you’re saying but given the current nature of things related to mafia, it’s best that we cool off and come back after a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucsfan333 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 So. Goats, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 the seeds 1 @skywindO2 2 @MWil23 3. @kingseanjohn - 4 @mission27 5 @N4L 6 @Counselor 7 @TLO 8 @daboyle250 9 @Glen 10 @squire12 11 @Pickle Rick 12 @JoshstraDaymus 13 @Whicker 14 @Matts4313 15 @Outpost31 16 @The Orca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Black Phillip is his name Goating around is his game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 I randomized Tom Bradys (mwils) 6 perks sexy goat dance, baaaa, kidding, milk squirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Ron Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 What did you lot do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daboyle Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, Malfatron said: the seeds 1 @skywindO2 2 @MWil23 3. @kingseanjohn - 4 @mission27 5 @N4L 6 @Counselor 7 @TLO 8 @daboyle250 9 @Glen 10 @squire12 11 @Pickle Rick 12 @JoshstraDaymus 13 @Whicker 14 @Matts4313 15 @Outpost31 16 @The Orca I’m only the 8th seed?! The disrespect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 https://discord.gg/N2uCwHS the tourney chat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 https://discord.gg/N2uCwHS Schedule Sunday Games: 1 @skywindO2 Australian Cashmere Goat sexy goat dance, grass aplenty vs 16 @The Orca Goat Simulator Kidding and Baaaa 8. @daboyle250 Swag Sexy Goat Dance, Baaaaa, Milk Squirt VS 9 @Glen Kayne West Milk Squirt and Alpha 4. @mission27 Smug Goat Baaa, milk squirt, Alpha vs 13 @Whicker Pan baaaa and Milk Squirt 5. @N4L Changthangi karate goat, baa, milk squirt VS 12. @JoshstraDaymus Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr baaaa, karate goat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 First match today, We have the cute Australian Cashmere Goat @skywindO2 Against the crazy Goat simulator goat @The Orca https://discord.gg/N2uCwHS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 (edited) lets check the breakdown Australian Cashmere Goat : HP: 18 dodge: 30 goat perk points: 3 Special: so cute! Your opponent won't take you seriously. Decrease opponents dodge by an additional 10 percent grass aplenty(HP moves up to 18) Sexy Goat dance: Distract the opposing goat. Lowers opposing goat dodge by 25% . Goat Simulator goat: HP: 24 dodge: -25 goat perk points: 3 Special: You can do some crazy ****. Before each round, 1d100. Here's what happens 1 - 10: Take double damage from opponent 11 - 20: Lose attack 21 - 30: Attack yourself with each attack 31 - 40: Deal and Take Double Damage 41-50: Take Triple Damage 51 - 60: Deal Triple Damage 61-70: Gain 1 HP 71-80: Double attack 81 - 90: Increase dodge by 20 percent 91 - 100: Deal double damage Kidding: At the beginning of the game, you squeeze out a little goat (2 HP, 20% dodge who will fight the opposing goat instead of you until dead(no powers). The little goat will be attacked first Baaaaa: due to your deafening noise, you have a 20% percent chance to attack twice in the same round Edited March 29, 2020 by Malfatron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 @kingseanjohn Get ready for me to head butt you into oblivion and then graze on your lands. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 (edited) Round 1: Skywind decides to attack - 38 skywind hits baby goat - 51 baby goat has 1 hp baby goat attacks skywind- 19 baby goat hits skywind - 44 skywind hit 17 hp Round 2 skywind attacks baby goat - 65,5 hit and kills baby goat baby goat goes for skywind 2,82 Skywind dodges round 3: goat sim perk - 96 (deal double damage) skywins hits orca -12 orca at 23 hp orca doesnt attack twice - 23 orca misses skywind - 83 round 4 orca goat sim: deal and take double damage -34 skywind misses orca -95 orca doesnt attack twice - 54 orca misses skywind -89 Round 5 orca Increase dodge by 20 percent - 87 skywind hits orca - 25 orca at 22 hp orca doesnt attack twice - 65 orca hits skywind 14,12 skywind at 16 hp round 6 orca gains 1 hp - 65 orca at 23 hp skywind hits orca - 4 orca at 22hp orca doesnt attack twice - 65 orca misses -99 round 7 orca 81 - 90: Increase dodge by 20 percent - 89 skywind hits - 52 orca at 21 hp orca attacks twice - 5 orca missed - 72 orca misses - 75 round 8 orca lost attack - 14 skywind hits - 53 orca at 20hp round 9 orca gains 1 hp - 69 orca at 21 hp skywind hits - 63 orca at 20 hp orca doent attack twice - 100 orca missed - 87 round 10 orca 71-80: Double attack - 76 skywind hits - e7 orca at 19 hp orca no extra double attack - 28 orca attacks missed - 78,79 round 11 orca double attack - 77 skywind hits - 19 orca at 18 hp orca no quad attack - 81 orca missed both attacks - 72,71 round 12 orca Increase dodge by 20 percent - 82 sky misses -98 orca double attack - 19 orca hits - 1,3 orca hits - 43,32 skywind at 14 hp round 13 orca : Lose attack - 19 sky miss - 82 round 14 orca Attack yourself with each attack - 23 sky hits - 4 orca at 17hp orca not twice - 67 orca hit self - 2 orca at 16 hp round 15 orca Deal double damage - 91 sky misses - 87 orca no double attack - 96 orca hits for doub damage- 36, 57 skywind at 12 round 16 orca gain 1 hp -62 orca at 17hp sky hits -44 orca at 16hp orca no double -21 orca misses - 37,89 round 17 orca Lose attack - 18 sky hits -13 orca at 15 hp round 18 orca take triple damage - 49 sky hits orca for 3 hp - 29 orca at 12 hp orca double attack - 6 orca hits - 14,9 sky at 11 hp orca hits - 50,32 sky at 10hp round 19 orca double attack - 78 sky hits - 58 orca at 11 hp orca gets quad attack - 1 orca hits twice (39,87 miss, 34-75 miss, 20,21 hit, 62,2 hit sky at 8hp Edited March 29, 2020 by Malfatron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Orca Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Is the baby goat still alive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 4 minutes ago, The Orca said: Is the baby goat still alive? nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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