Malfatron Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 (edited) This is a RNG game. If you don't know what this is, ask. To signup, pick your goat, and assign your perk points. First come, first served. SOME GOATS ARE BETTER THAN OTHERS We will have a double elimination tournament between all the goats 1 vs 1, to see which goat is the GOAT Each goat will attack each other at the same time. After each match, HP is replenished Before each attack, there is a base 70 percent chance that your goat will ATTEMPT to attack. each successful attack takes away 1 HP unless you have modifiers Dodge is the percentage chance to avoid the hit percentages for the same thing are additive. The goats: Smug Goat: TAKEN HP: 12 dodge: 30 goat perk points: 3 Special: So Smug that there is a 20% chance before each opponent attack that the attacker will instead try to attack himself Tom Brady: TAKEN HP: 12 dodge: 30 goat perk points: 6 (one for each superbowl) Special: Before the match, there's a 40 percent chance he flattens the other goat's balls (reduces the opponent's dodge an additional 10 percent). However, there's a 60 percent chance he doesn't (all TB's powers due to goat perks are lost for the match) Mountain Goat: TAKEN HP: 22 dodge: 30 goat perk points: 4 Special: Rough Terrain? Before the whole match, there's a 50 percent chance you can get to the mountains. If you do, your dodge increases to 60% Swag: TAKEN HP: 14 dodge: 40 goat perk points: 4 Special: You can confuse your opponent with big words. 25% chance that your opponent will be a ****ter and forget to attack that round The Goats that men stare at HP: 14 dodge: 30 goat perk points: 3 Special: Upon a successful opponent attack, 15% chance at fainting and immediately dying. Goat Simulator goat: TAKEN HP: 24 dodge: 0 goat perk points: 3 Special: You can do some crazy ****. Before each round, 1d100. Here's what happens 1 - 10: Take double damage from opponent 11 - 20: Lose attack 21 - 30: Attack yourself with each attack 31 - 40: Deal and Take Double Damage 41-50: Take Triple Damage 51 - 60: Deal Triple Damage 61-70: Gain 1 HP 71-80: Double attack 81 - 90: Increase dodge by 20 percent 91 - 100: Deal double damage 3 Billy Goats Gruff HP: 10 dodge: 0 goat perk points: 1 Special: Each goats attacks, so you have 3 attacks in the round. Black Phillip: TAKEN HP: 18 dodge: 20 goat perk points: 5 Special: You have dark powers. If you die, you have a 25% chance of coming back to life with 2 HP Pan: TAKEN HP: 20 dodge: 40 goat perk points: 2 Special: to start the match, 25 percent chance to put a spell over your opponent with a flute (dodge goes to 0). Muhammad Ali :TAKEN HP: 10 dodge: 75 goat perk points: 1 Special: rope-a-dope. Deals double damage when gets to 4 HP Ken Jennings: TAKEN HP: 10 dodge: 30 goat perk points: 5 Special: Intelligence. Before each match, a random goat perk from the opponent will be neutralized. Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr: TAKEN HP: 22 dodge: 15 goat perk points: 3 Special: Pulls Thor's chariot. 15 percent chance before the match that Thor will be present. If he is present, if the opponent hits you, there's 5 percent chance that Thor will intervene and smash them, instantly killing them Changthangi: TAKEN HP: 16 dodge: 35 goat perk points: 4 Special: Rich Wool. Your opponent will think twice before attacking you. Roll dodge check twice. Australian Cashmere Goat : TAKEN HP: 17 dodge: 30 goat perk points: 3 Special: so cute! Your opponent won't take you seriously. Decrease opponents dodge by an additional 10 percent Kanye West HP: 17 dodge: 40 goat perk points: 2 Special: Ima let you finish but: If you take the Milk Squirt perk, the success percentage goes to 45% to prevent an attack Biblical Goat- TAKEN HP: 17 dodge: 30 goat perk points: 4 Special: Sorry, there's a 5 percent chance that you get sacrificed before each round Perks: Cost 2 Perk Points: Lower the horns: 10% chance on each successful attack to automatically kill the other goat. However, lowers your dodge by 20% Sexy Goat dance: Distract the opposing goat. Lowers opposing goat dodge by 25% Karate Goat: 25% chance to do double damage for each attack Kidding: At the beginning of the game, you squeeze out a little goat (2 HP, 20% dodge who will fight the opposing goat instead of you until dead(no powers). The little goat will be attacked first Costs 1 Perk point: Baaaaa: due to your deafening noise, you have a 20% percent chance to attack twice in the same round Grass Aplenty: You have an extra HP point to start the game because of all the yummy grass Milk Squirt: 25% chance to squirt milk in the opposing goats eyes to make them miss an attack Alpha: You get to attack first in the round. If both goats have Alpha, then nobody goes first Edited March 29, 2020 by Malfatron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 Perks: Cost 2 Perk Points: Lower the horns: 10% chance on each successful attack to automatically kill the other goat. However, lowers your dodge by 20% Sexy Goat dance: Distract the opposing goat. Lowers opposing goat dodge by 25% Karate Goat: 25% chance to do double damage for each attack Kidding: At the beginning of the game, you squeeze out a little goat (2 HP, 20% dodge who will fight the opposing goat instead of you until dead(no powers). The little goat will be attacked first Costs 1 Perk point: Baaaaa: due to your deafening noise, you have a 20% percent chance to attack twice in the same round Grass Aplenty: You have an extra HP point to start the game because of all the yummy grass Milk Squirt: 25% chance to squirt milk in the opposing goats eyes to make them miss an attack Alpha: You get to attack first in the round. If both goats have Alpha, then nobody goes first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 (edited) Signups: 1. @kingseanjohn - Mountain Goat Sexy Goat Dance, Baaaaa, Alpha 2 @daboyle250 Swag Sexy Goat Dance, Baaaaa, Milk Squirt 3 @mission27 Smug Goat Baaa, milk squirt, Alpha 4 @TLO Biblical Goat milk squirt, baaaaa, and sexy goat dance 5 @Counselor Black Phillip Kidding, Grass Aplenty, Karate Goat 6 @The Orca Goat Simulator Kidding and Baaaa 7 @Pickle Rick Muhammad Ali baaaa 8 @N4L Changthangi karate goat, baa, milk squirt 9 @JoshstraDaymus Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr baaaa, karate goat 10 @skywindO2 Australian Cashmere Goat sexy goat dance, grass aplenty 11 @squire12 3 Billy Goat Gruff baaa 12 @MWil23 Tom Brady sexy goat dance, baaaa, kidding, milk squirt 13 @Matts4313 Ken Jennings baaa, grass, alpha, kidding 14 @Whicker Pan baaaa and Milk Squirt 15 @Outpost31 The Goats that men Stare at kidding, milk squirt 16 @Glen Kayne West Milk Squirt and Alpha Edited March 29, 2020 by Malfatron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingseanjohn Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 I'll pick my goat here shortly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingseanjohn Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Mountain Goat Sexy Goat Dance, Baaaaa, Alpha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daboyle Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 I'll be Swag, Sexy Goat Dance, Baaaaa, Milk Squirt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 @Dome @SwAg @daboyle250 @Pickle Rick @The Orca @squire12 @ET80 @mission27 @TLO @JoshstraDaymus @Blue @theuntouchable @Matts4313 @bcb1213 @Ragnarok@rackcs @Whicker @Counselor @DingoLadd @MWil23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daboyle Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 6 minutes ago, daboyle250 said: I'll be Swag, Sexy Goat Dance, Baaaaa, Milk Squirt Looking forward to insulting everyone or giving out manifestos. Gotta make @SwAg proud! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 I'm included in the goat game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 The game will likely start Monday. 16 players would be best, but need at least 8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Smug goat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 Just now, mission27 said: Smug goat pick 3 points of perks Cost 2 Perk Points: Lower the horns: 10% chance on each successful attack to automatically kill the other goat. However, lowers your dodge by 20% Sexy Goat dance: Distract the opposing goat. Lowers opposing goat dodge by 25% Karate Goat: 25% chance to do double damage for each attack Kidding: At the beginning of the game, you squeeze out a little goat (2 HP, 20% dodge who will fight the opposing goat instead of you until dead(no powers). The little goat will be attacked first Costs 1 Perk point: Baaaaa: due to your deafening noise, you have a 20% percent chance to attack twice in the same round Grass Aplenty: You have an extra HP point to start the game because of all the yummy grass Milk Squirt: 25% chance to squirt milk in the opposing goats eyes to make them miss an attack Alpha: You get to attack first in the round. If both goats have Alpha, then nobody goes first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, Malfatron said: pick 3 points of perks Cost 2 Perk Points: Lower the horns: 10% chance on each successful attack to automatically kill the other goat. However, lowers your dodge by 20% Sexy Goat dance: Distract the opposing goat. Lowers opposing goat dodge by 25% Karate Goat: 25% chance to do double damage for each attack Kidding: At the beginning of the game, you squeeze out a little goat (2 HP, 20% dodge who will fight the opposing goat instead of you until dead(no powers). The little goat will be attacked first Costs 1 Perk point: Baaaaa: due to your deafening noise, you have a 20% percent chance to attack twice in the same round Grass Aplenty: You have an extra HP point to start the game because of all the yummy grass Milk Squirt: 25% chance to squirt milk in the opposing goats eyes to make them miss an attack Alpha: You get to attack first in the round. If both goats have Alpha, then nobody goes first hmmm I will take Baaa, milk squirt, Alpha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 8 minutes ago, SwAg said: I'm included in the goat game. you will be in if you pick a goat and its perks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, Malfatron said: you will be in if you pick a goat and its perks no, no. I meant that the GOAT is in the goat game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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