MikeT14 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 11 minutes ago, festiveonion said: This just in: None of these options revolve around Eli. Well now I don't care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
festiveonion Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Quote Skins are on the clock. Has Snyder been subdued? Should Skins slip another sleeping pill into his sarsaparilla? Am I really going to do this for every pick? HTTR Quote And for the grade you never knew you wanted and definitely didn't need: Bengals: 1st overall: Bayou Burrow: A Too easy. Too freakin easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
festiveonion Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Quote This writer would like to take some time to thank his internet provider B+ Wouldn't be able to quarantine without you babe. 6.5/10 7/10 with rice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
festiveonion Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Quote Seems to be some serious bargaining in these war rooms already. Teams want to move up. The talk has all been surrounding Tua so far. .....except the Skins They're really high on Young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
festiveonion Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Quote Quarantine Mock 1 Joe Furlough 2 Shelter in Place Young 3 Tua TaCOVIDloa 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TL-TwoWinsAway Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 This is masterful work, by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
festiveonion Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Quote Skins are on the clock. Someone caught a snapshot of Goodell in his underpants on the ESPN feed. Why is this live? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeT14 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 13 minutes ago, festiveonion said: TaCOVIDloa Lost it. Out loud. Kudos. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
festiveonion Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Quote Skins are apparently content going wire to wire on this one. Rumormill has it they're trying to doctor up a picture to keep par with that Bengals Burrow announcement masterpiece 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaglesPeteC Posted April 3, 2020 Author Share Posted April 3, 2020 23 minutes ago, festiveonion said: respect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
festiveonion Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Quote Riverboat Ron isn't content chase-ing the rest of the NFC East. Getting news that Snyder is just waking up from a stupor. We're being told Redskins brass has informed him the year is 2070. Football no longer exists. Avengers Infinity War was actually a documentary. Dan, while not a pragmatic man, can see the streets of DC are pretty much empty. He sulks to a private island... where he promptly decides everything needs to be renamed into something slightly more offensive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JIllg Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 1st Overall Pick of Joe Burrow to the Cincinnati Bengals - Grade A+ Look, this wasn't hard. Burrow completed the best season at quarterback in FBS history. In the SEC. In the SEC West. In an NFL system. But the Bengals could have done literally anything but take Burrow and screwed it up. They didn't. Sometimes the best decisions require the least discussion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
festiveonion Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Quote And for the grade you never knew you wanted and definitely didn't need: Redskins: 2nd overall: Chase Young: A+ Skins get the best player in the draft at number 2. This draft is are who we thought it were. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JIllg Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 2nd Overall Pick of Chase Young to the Redskins - A Chase Young is an indomitable beast. A more refined Myles Garrett. A lengthier, more explosive Bosa brother. In most years, he'd be the undisputed #1 overall pick. My only concern is that with Tua Tagovailoa on the board, the Redskins could have found even more value by taking the dynamite quarterback or by trading down for a king's ransom (though such offers may never have materialized). But I can't knock the grade more than an A when Chase Young is involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
festiveonion Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Quote After a late trade last night the LA CHARGERS are on the clock. Most armchair experts think they're going Tua here. As for myself, I'm sitting in a recliner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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