MacReady Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Tyty said: Aaron Rodgers looks like his brain has snapped Somebody's sure has. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted May 3, 2020 Author Share Posted May 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Outpost31 said: Somebody's sure has. Who? Aaron Rodgers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 Just now, Tyty said: Who? Aaron Rodgers? I think I hate you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted May 4, 2020 Author Share Posted May 4, 2020 THE PACKERS LEAD THEIR DIVISION THIS TIME AROUND!!! In losses. The Packers ended up 1-15 yet again but at least now Lafleur has double digit wins in his career now with 10. If it’s any consolation, the 42 year old Aaron Rodgers led Redskins didn’t even win their division. Jk yes they did. Of course they did. AFC Division Leaders: Bengals 12-4, Texans 12-4, Patriots 10-6, Chiefs 9-7 NFC Division Leaders: Vikings 11-5, Falcons 15-1, Redskins 9-7, Seahawks 12-4 jesus Christ how did the Jalen Hurts Falcons go 15-1 anway here’s wonderwall packers stats Jordan Love 3199 yards 14 td 17 int AJ Dillon 510 yards 2.8 ypc 6 td Bud Rich 727 yards 12.1 ypc 4 td —— Aaron Rodgers: 3481 yards 24 td 8 int NFL Stat Leaders Passing Jacoby Brissett 4579 yards 37 td 12 int Khalil Tate 4513 yards 33 td 9 int Jalen Hurts 4294 yards 45 td 7 int Drew Lock 4094 yards 23 td 10 int Russell Wilson 4049 yards 31 td 13 int Rushing Ezekiel Elliot 1619 yards 5.4 ypc 6 td D’Andre Swift (Chiefs) 1407 yards 5.0 ypc 8 td Alvin Kamara 1343 yards 5.5 ypc 8 td Saquon Barkley 1315 yards 5.3 ypc 7 td Dalvin Cook 1306 yards 4.5 ypc 13 td Zeke’s ~2000 yard season streak ends with 1600 which is to be expected since he’s 31 13 1k rushers Receiving Auden Tate 1148 yards 10 td Antonio Gandy Golden (Texans) 1104 yards 10 td Donovan Peoples Jones (Condors) 1080 yards 6 td DK Metcalf 1075 yards 6 td Steven Sims 1064 yards 7 td 7 1k receivers 😬 Sack King: Javon Kinlaw (Cowboys) 👑 18.0 Interception Queen: JC Jackson, Karlos Bond 6 Superbowl 60 is here and the Bears and Dolphins aren’t involved. The nfl is rigged. The Texans take on the Seahawks and hopefully this means Russell Wilson retires soon cause something about him has always annoyed me. Drumroll.....Seahawks won 28-10. Bill O’Brien just can’t catch a break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted May 4, 2020 Author Share Posted May 4, 2020 Bud Rich is randomly blossoming into a serviceable player despite Tyty selecting him for being the worst player in the draft. He’s 73 overall now somehow which means he’s in line for a fat contract. Let’s see if he’ll accept 7 years for $140M. He did. Top Free Agent Signings: QB Aaron Rodger 99 ovr Falcons 5 year $134M WR Deandre Hopkins 89 ovr Cardinals LE Jadeveon Clowney 87 ovr Cowboys RE Takkarist McKinley 85 ovr Jaguars TE Will Dissly 84 ovr Broncos The 2025 NFL Draft started with a trade. The Packers sent the first overall pick to Chicago in exchange for their fullback, Darius Bradwell, who looks like the real deal Top 5 picks: 1.7 RT Jarred Hillman Saints 80 ovr 1.2 RE Reggie Rutherford Panthers 79 ovr 1.14 DT Arkemus Rudd Cowboys 78 ovr 1.11 FS Ronald Kennedy Rams 77 ovr 1.3 LE Tyrell Whitaker Giants 76 ovr The bears made yet another historically bad top 10 choice by taking a bad qb when they already have the second best qb in the nfl Worst pick of draft: 4.25 MLB Brian Ventura 54 ovr Cardinals. His father Ace is disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBURGE Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 I'm not going to read this but I assume it's standard tyty garbage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted May 4, 2020 Author Share Posted May 4, 2020 10 minutes ago, JBURGE said: I'm not going to read this but I assume it's standard tyty garbage? Essentially Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted May 5, 2020 Share Posted May 5, 2020 (edited) On 5/4/2020 at 2:55 PM, JBURGE said: I'm not going to read this but I assume it's standard tyty garbage? No, this is exemplary tyty garbage Edited May 7, 2020 by Malfatron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted May 7, 2020 Author Share Posted May 7, 2020 The illustrious Green Bay Packers continued their streak of 1-15 in 2026. It’s like they don’t even give a **** anymore. Meanwhile it appears the Bears reign over the NFC North is officially over as the Vikings top them a second straight year. Good grief. Also, it’s heartbreaking that the Patriots are undeniable even when the Brady regime is over. AFC Division Leaders: Ravens 8-8, Texans 8-8, Patriots 13-3, Chiefs 10-6 NFC Division Leaders: Vikings 13-3, Buccaneers 8-8, Giants 11-5, 49ers 10-6 Packers stats: Jordan Love 2913 yards 17 td 23 int AJ Dillon 486 yards 3.0 ypc 5 td Henry Benson? 669 yards 11.0 ypc 3 td NFL Stat Leaders: Passing Dom Patterson (Patriots) 4735 yards 34 td 11 int Aaron Rodgers (Falcons) 4411 yards 38 td 11 int Russell Wilson 4345 yards 32 td 12 int Jake Fromm 4160 yards 28 td 10 int Jameis Winston 4091 yards 32 td 8 int Dom Patterson is 79 overall and this is his first season playing after 5 years on the bench lol. Also Aaron Rodgers is 43 years old and was second in pass yards. Dude needs comeback player of the year Rushing Ezekiel Elliot 1584 yards 5.1 ypc 7 td Josh Jacobs 1562 yards 5.4 ypc 9 td Joe Mixon 1499 yards 5.6 ypc 13 td Dalvin Cook 1494 yards 5.2 ypc 14 td Saquon Barkley 1437 yards 6.5 ypc 10 td 12 1k rushers Receiving Auden Tate (Patriots) 1291 yards 7 td Mike Williams (Bengals) 1212 yards 14 td Donovan Peoples Jones (Condors) 1145 yards 4 td Mike Evans 1116 yards 13 td Luther Ingram (Falcons) 1091 yards 8 td 11 1k receivers Sack King: Josh Allen 👑 13.5 Interception Queen: AJ Terrell 👸 5 Super Bowl 61 features a Lamar Jackson led Ravens team vs a Khalil’s Tate led Bears team. This is the Bears 5th appearance in 7 years. Let’s see if they can improve on the 1-3 record lol. And they can. Wow. The Bears win their second Super Bowl of the 2020’s and it only took 5 tries. 24-21. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted May 7, 2020 Author Share Posted May 7, 2020 The Packers traded their first round pick last year to attain a fullback, a fullback they didn’t not feel the need to retain. It was lucky for the fullback though as he got to rejoice amongst one fo the weakest free agency classes I’ve seen in a while. Top free agent signings: LG Zack Hunter 86 ovr Bills DT Deforest Buckner 86 ovr Ravens CB Derek Jennings 85 ovr Browns LOLB Kameel Potter 84 ovr Falcons RB Devin Singletary 84 ovr Titans (I swear Singletary has switched teams like 4 times already) 2026 NFL DRAFT Tyty simmed the draft for a little changeup With the first pick in the 2026 NFL Draft, the Packers select QB Timothy Thurston out of Ohio State (73 ovr). In the second round, they selected Jarius Gilmore out of Oklahoma (75 ovr). Top picks: 1.12 CB William Edmonds 78 ovr Redskins 1.2 TE Dale Nawrath 77 ovr Jaguars 2.14 SS DeMar Calvin 77 ovr Titans 2.3 RB Solomon Johnson 77 ovr Saints 2.20 FS Derrick Murphy 76 ovr Wild that some of the best picks came in round two It’s a shame Matt Lafleur was out with the flu during the draft as he won’t be particularly happy about the Packers selecting two backups with the first two picks, but alas, they can relax. They probably won’t even make the final roster in a few weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted May 8, 2020 Author Share Posted May 8, 2020 This is where this franchise appears to start getting unrealistic, as the Lions top the NFC North, which breaks their previous record of placing third. The Packers ended up 1-15 for the 30th time in a row or something but Matt Lafleur is such a better coach than Mike McCarthy. AFC Division Leaders: Browns 11-5, Texans 11-5, Dolphins 11-5, Raiders 11-5 NFC Division Leaders: Lions 11-5, Falcons 12-4, Redskins 10-6, Seahawks 9-7 Packers stats Jordan Love 252-375 2792 yards 13 td 6 int 67% AJ Dillon 171 carries 501 yards 2.9 ypc 4 td Bud Rich 63 cat 775 yards 12.3 ypc 6 td NFL Stat Leaders Passing Aaron Rodgers 4188 yards 39 td 7 int Drew Lock 4160 yards 32 td 10 int Gardner Minshew 4073 yards 27 td 9 int Jacoby Brissett (Raiders) 4013 yards 27 td 12 int Anthony Gordon (Lions) 3939 yards 29 td 6 int Couldn’t be prouder of Aaron Rodgers leading the league at 44 years old. Also, Jacoby Brissett will not be denied lol. Rushing Alvin Kamara 1635 yards 5.8 ypc 12 td Derrius Guice 1612 yards 5.5 ypc 9 td Saquon Barkley 1446 yards 5.1 ypc 9 td Nick Chubb 1431 yards 5.8 ypc 16 td Ezekiel Elliot 1379 yards 5.6 ypc 18 td Looks like Zeke is slowing down considerably at 33 years old but still putting up good stats. Probably only has 1-2 more years in him. 10 1k rushers, including “Richard Richardson”. He hates his parents. Receiving Christian Kirk 1320 yards 15 td Devin Duvernay (Saints) 1204 yards 15 td CJ Jameson (Texans) 1176 yards 12 td Deebo Samuel 1173 yards 7 td Hunter Renfrow 1103 yards 10 td Through 9 seasons, Hunter Renfrow gets his first 1000 yard season which sounds about right. 14 1k receivers Sack King: Eddie Perriman 👑 15.0 (19th pick in 2022 draft) Interception Queen: Duane Waters 👸 6 (undrafted SS in 2023) For some reason Jacoby Brissett is OP in this game, leading most recent seasons in passing stats and now has led the Raiders to the 2027 super bowl against the 44 year old Aaron Rodgers led Falcons. The Raiders won handily against the Falcons 35-21. Maybe the Packers were right to lose Aaron Rodgers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted May 8, 2020 Author Share Posted May 8, 2020 The Packers resigned ROLB Jordan Love to a 7 year $67M deal. I might need to watch a game next season to see if both Jordan Loves have their entire name plus middle initial on their jerseys. Top free agent signings: HB JK Dobbins 93 ovr Jets LG Orlando Fleming 91 ovr Seahawks QB Jalen Hurts 88 ovr Lions RE Larry Poole 86 ovr Rams RT Jordan Flannigan 85 ovr Colts 2027 NFL Draft (Simmed) With the first pick in the 2027 NFL Draft, the Green Bay Packers draft WR Craig Sherman out of Penn State. It’s a good thing the Packers love him cause his parents hate him too, since they named him Craig. You can’t name someone Craig and love him. 72 ovr. 6’5 228 lbs monster. Top picks: 2.21 RB Tyler Antrim 79 ovr Bears 2.18 DT Josh Person 77 ovr Ravens 2.14 LG Luke Werth 77 ovr Steelers 1.21 RT Cecil Christian 77 ovr Bears 1.18 LOLB Michael Minter 76 ovr Ravens Bud Rich slightly edges Craig Sherman on overall so he will continue to start, but things are looking a bit better for the Packers now. Look for them to win at least 2 games next season. Meanwhile, the Bears absolutely killed it in rounds 1 and 2, which is something I’ve never said in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted May 8, 2020 Author Share Posted May 8, 2020 Lmao just looked at the Bears depth chart and they have 7 RT’s in their roster hahahaha. They have a young 90 overall right tackle but still used their first pick on a RT. If that doesn’t shout Bears for you, i don’t know what does. Their o-line is 88 ovr, 95 ovr, 96 ovr, 89 ovr, and 90 so that was probably the worst pick they could’ve possibly made Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted May 10, 2020 Author Share Posted May 10, 2020 Holy ****. I can’t believe it. The packers have ended their 1-15 streak that went like 6 seasons or something. They went 3-13. Holy **** AFC Division Leaders: Browns 12-4, Texans 8-8, Bills 10-6, Chiefs 13-3 NFC Division Leaders: Bears 13-3, Falcons 11-5, Eagles 10-6, 49ers 10-6 Packers stats: Jordan Love 3744 yards 25 td 10 int (How?) AJ Dillon 179 car 460 yds 2.6 ypc 5 td (the old tank is slowing down) Bud Rich 77 cat 951 yds 7 td (28 years old finally has over 700 yards in a season) Rookie Craig Sherman 82 cat 878 yards 5 td NFL Stat Leaders Passing Dom Patterson (Patriots) 4447 yards 32 td 8 int Aaron Rodgers (45 years old) 4446 yards 42 td 12 int Gardner Minshew 4289 yards 27 td 12 int Derk Matlock (Giants) 4173 yds 31 td 10 int Justin Phillips (Cowboys) 4170 yds 24 td 11 int I can’t believe there’s a player named Derk Rushing Christian McCaffrey 1495 yds 5.6 ypc 14 td Derrius Guice 1389 yds 5.6 ypc 12 td D’Andre Swift (Chiefs) 1326 yds 4.7 ypc 10 td Ray Spikes (Ravens) 1326 yds 4.2 ypc 7 td Alvin Kamara 1308 yds 4.6 ypc 11 td Cool to see Ray Spikes on the list. I mentioned him in 2023 as a top 5 player in his draft class and was taken 12th ovr. Ezekiel Elliot finally falls out of the top 5 at 34 years old but still had a 1231 yd year with 13 tds. Wonder if he retires. Receiving Christian kirk 78 rec 1357 yds 11 td Juju Smith Schuster 94 rec 1247 yds 7 td DeAndre Florence (Bears) 77 rec 1177 yds 9 td Courtland Sutton 100 rec 1114 yds 8 td DeAndre Younger (Eagles) 86 rec 1102 yds 14 td Sack King: Myles Garrett 👑 16.0 is this Myles Garrett’s first time being sack king at 32 y/o? Interception Queen: Joseph Grove (Dolphins 3rd round CB 2022)👸 6 The Bears somehow don’t make the Super Bowl despite a solid season. It’s the Chiefs and Eagles in Super Bowl 63 in 2028, let’s hope Pat Mahomes and D’andre Swift can get a W cause **** the Eagles. Eagles won 28-25. God damnit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted May 10, 2020 Author Share Posted May 10, 2020 2028 NFL CAREER RECORDS Pass yards 1 Drew Brees 82,077 2 Aaron Rodgers 81,468 3 Tom Brady 78,984 Pass TDs 1 Aaron Rodgers 647 2 Drew Brees 586 3 Tom Brady 575 Rush Yards 1 Ezekiel Elliot 20,484 4 Frank Gore 15347 Rushing TDs 2 Ezekiel Elliot 159 Receiving Yards 2 Larry Fitzgerald 17083 4 Julio Jones 15441 Catches 2 Larry Fitzgerald 1378 5 DeAndre Hopkins 1130 Sacks 3 Von Miller 168 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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