Jump to content

Dark Souls Mafia - GAME OVER - BOSSES WIN!!


Whicker

Recommended Posts

The five Chosen Undead stood side by side and stared down the horrifying demon that stood in their way. The five of them had been miraculously rescued from their cells in the Undead Aslyum just moments before, and now they stood together, their fates intertwined. Pwny was their final obstacle on their road to escape. The battle between them had been an exhausting one. Pwny had been plenty battered, but he retained his resolve. He launched forward one more time, his great hammer primed for a huge swing. The Chosen Undead all simultaneously rolled away, one of them following up with a quick thrust of his sword into pwny's belly. Pwny groaned loudly before falling to the ground, finally defeated.

 

Pwny has been defeated! He was the Asylum Demon [Vanilla Townie] (Dark Souls Boss aligned)

The Chosen Undead have received the Key to the Asylum!

 

The Chosen Undead used the Key to the Asylum on the giant door in front of them and pushed it open. It opened into a wide cliff with nothing but mountains in the distance. They briefly took in their surroundings as the Sun's rays graced them for the first time in ages.

One of them spotted Woz at the top of the cliff. They scaled to the top and knelt beside him. Unbeknownst to them, Woz had been the one to set them free just not long before, but he had been gravely injured in his fight with pwny during his escape. Long determined to fulfill a prophecy from his homeland of Astora, Woz had come to the Asylum after he himself had been afflicted with the Curse of the Undead, hoping to set the Chosen One free. “I'm done for, I'm afraid...” he said, reaching out to the group with his last breath. “Regrettably, I have failed in my mission... But perhaps you can keep the torch lit. There is an old saying in my family... Thou who art Undead, art chosen... In thine exodus from the Undead Asylum, maketh pilgrimage to the land of Ancient Lords... When thou bringeth the Lord Souls, the fate of the Undead thou shalt know...” Woz's body began to relax and his breathing began to fade.

Woz has been hallowed! He was Oscar of Astora [1-shot Vanillaiser] (Chosen Undead aligned)

 

All of a sudden, a giant crow appeared over the cliff and grabbed the Chosen Undead.

 

A melancholy tone came over the Chosen Undead as the crow dropped them down. They all took a second and looked at each other, slightly confused. There seemed to be nothing but emptiness here. It was eerily quiet as well, with the only sound coming from the crackling of the flames from the bonfire. It certainly didn't feel at all heroic, but this was their new safe haven. The five of them all sat around the bonfire, unsure of what was to come.

“Well, what do we have here? You must be new arrivals,” The voice startled them. A short man approached the fire and sat beside the Chosen Undead, revealing himself to be Whicker, the Crestfallen Warrior (Chosen Undead aligned). “Let me guess. Fate of the Undead, right? Well, you're not the first...” his voice trailed off as he paused, staring deep into the fire. “There's no salvation here,” he finally continued. “You'd have done better to rot in the Undead Asylum... But, too late now...” He paused once again and closed his eyes, remembering his own “adventures” in Lordran.

“Well, since you're here... Let me help you out. There are, actually, four Lord Souls for you to collect. One, I know, is down below, in the Tomb of the Giants, held by Gravelord Nito (Dark Souls Boss aligned). The others? Well, I just don't know. But collect all four, and you win the game... Brilliant, right? Not much to go on, but I have a feeling that won't stop you. So, off you go. It is why you came, isn't it? To this accursed land of the Undead? Hah hah hah hah...”

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...