Dome Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 On 5/16/2020 at 10:15 PM, Malfatron said: Well, call her up and see. Well, call her up and see. and Shoot, you're reading LA Weekly, are you? Shoot, you're reading LA Weekly, are you? That delivery on both of those repeated lines fron Rockwell gets me every time “Ohhhh shoot! You’re not ___________, are you?” (repeated) a very, very common joke in our house “How ‘bout we sober up, Marty... how’s that grab ya?” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrILL! Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 “There are three rules that I live by: Never get less than twelve hours sleep. Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city. Never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that and everything else is cream cheese.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsfan4life51 Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 Every Robert Shaw line in Jaws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opeth0500 Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 “Did you just say go **** myself?” ”Yes I did” “That wasn’t good, you’re dead” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BleedTheClock Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 On 5/15/2020 at 4:48 PM, Calvert28 said: I came in here to say: The entire movie "Sn@tch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beekay414 Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 From AMWTDITW "Get ready, I'm about to shoot a full load at your cans." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE DUKE Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 On 6/13/2020 at 9:34 PM, BleedTheClock said: I came in here to say: The entire movie "Sn@tch." Avi and Tony in particular have the best lines "Anything to declare?" "Yeah, don't go to England" "Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?" "You can call me Susan if it makes you happy" "Boris the blade? As in Boris the bullet dodger?" "Why do they call him the bullet dodger?" "....Cause he dodges bullets, Avi" "I'm getting heartburn. Tony, do something terrible." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted July 10, 2020 Author Share Posted July 10, 2020 51 minutes ago, THE DUKE said: Avi and Tony in particular have the best lines "Anything to declare?" "Yeah, don't go to England" "Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?" "You can call me Susan if it makes you happy" "Boris the blade? As in Boris the bullet dodger?" "Why do they call him the bullet dodger?" "....Cause he dodges bullets, Avi" "I'm getting heartburn. Tony, do something terrible." That actor is the highlight of Get Shorty too "They say the ******* smog is the ******* reason you have such beautiful ******* sunsets." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trentwannabe Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 "Get off the nuclear warhead.....now!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vike daddy Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 “Well boys, we've got three engines out, we've got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio's gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower, why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing... But we've got one thing on those Ruskies… At this height, why they might harpoon us, but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen!” SLIM PICKENS - Maj. 'King' Kong in Dr. Strangelove. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INbengalfan Posted July 11, 2020 Share Posted July 11, 2020 "F##@ me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother teresa?" "save the speeches for Malcolm X. I just wanna get laid". "Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs" "I love my dead, gay son" "Our love is God.... Let's go get a slushie" "I just killed my best fiend." "And your worst enemy." "Same difference" "now I have to send my SATs to San Quentin instead of Stanford" "Dear diary... My teen angst BS now has a body count" "if you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be alive, you'd be a game show host" You look like h3ll". "No I just got back" I could go on, but........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucketheadsdad Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 3 hours ago, vike daddy said: “Well boys, we've got three engines out, we've got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio's gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower, why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing... But we've got one thing on those Ruskies… At this height, why they might harpoon us, but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen!” SLIM PICKENS - Maj. 'King' Kong in Dr. Strangelove. Not a single word that Major Kong uttered is underrated. 😀. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beekay414 Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 22 hours ago, Trentwannabe said: "Get off the nuclear warhead.....now!" Just wanted to feel the power between my legs, brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beekay414 Posted July 12, 2020 Share Posted July 12, 2020 "Actually, he's the boss. I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Buck Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 On 7/11/2020 at 5:44 PM, INbengalfan said: "F##@ me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother teresa?" "save the speeches for Malcolm X. I just wanna get laid". "Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs" "I love my dead, gay son" "Our love is God.... Let's go get a slushie" "I just killed my best fiend." "And your worst enemy." "Same difference" "now I have to send my SATs to San Quentin instead of Stanford" "Dear diary... My teen angst BS now has a body count" "if you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be alive, you'd be a game show host" You look like h3ll". "No I just got back" I could go on, but........... Heathers! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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