ThatJerkDave Posted November 29, 2020 Author Share Posted November 29, 2020 2 hours ago, MaximusGluteus said: I played Blackjack at a casino exactly once. It didn't matter what number I got, the dealer would get one more than me, and would build it out of multiple low cards. I'd get 20, she'd get 21. I'd get 21, she'd either get 21 or blackjack. Every. Single. Time. I didn't even win one hand. I'm 99% sure she was cheating. Haven't gone back to a casino since, and that was almost 20 years ago. You and me should be hired as coolers in Las Vegas. LOL. It isn't about the money. When I go to the casino, I fully intend to lose whatever money I brought. But I want to have fun. Maybe I go up 80 dollars and let it ride, and lose it in a ridiculously stupid way, that is fun. Giving the dealer 200 dollars in 5 dollar increments every 2 or so minutes isn't fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatJerkDave Posted November 29, 2020 Author Share Posted November 29, 2020 I am not built the way that I used to be. Fricking hangover, I am awake, but lying in bed at 1 o'clock. LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kepler Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 3 hours ago, ThatJerkDave said: I am not built the way that I used to be. Fricking hangover, I am awake, but lying in bed at 1 o'clock. LOL. That's how I get anymore. I had to switch to... *ahem* ... more of an herbal product. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatJerkDave Posted November 29, 2020 Author Share Posted November 29, 2020 13 minutes ago, Kepler said: That's how I get anymore. I had to switch to... *ahem* ... more of an herbal product. I get picked randomly about every 10 months to see if I know how to pee in a cup. Herbal medicine is not worth losing my job for. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 This is why I dedicate a particular day of the week to get drunk AF. I too have to pee in a cup. BTW, has anyone else out there tried the Yuengling Hershey Porter? I know you can't find Yuengling west of Appalachia, but I know not everyone here lives west of Appalachia... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kepler Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 2 hours ago, ThatJerkDave said: I get picked randomly about every 10 months to see if I know how to pee in a cup. Herbal medicine is not worth losing my job for. We have cool jobs like budtender here lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaximusGluteus Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Joe said: This is why I dedicate a particular day of the week to get drunk AF. I too have to pee in a cup. BTW, has anyone else out there tried the Yuengling Hershey Porter? I know you can't find Yuengling west of Appalachia, but I know not everyone here lives west of Appalachia... Hmm... Is it worth trying if I don't like beer in general? I live in Appalachia so I'm sure it's here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 1 hour ago, MaximusGluteus said: Hmm... Is it worth trying if I don't like beer in general? I live in Appalachia so I'm sure it's here. Actually it is. It can be a bit difficult to find but if you find it, buy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 I have never smoked marijuana in my life. That's how I keep my calm and easygoing demeanor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 If I was ever being tortured, I feel like I could hold up under pain more than most. Waterboarding I don't know, I might not do great at that, but I feel like I could hold out ABOVE AVERAGE at least. But... If they just cut a hole in my socks and pulled one toe out of it just so my toe is sticking out of my sock, I would tell them anything they wanted to know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Outpost31 said: If I was ever being tortured, I feel like I could hold up under pain more than most. Waterboarding I don't know, I might not do great at that, but I feel like I could hold out ABOVE AVERAGE at least. But... If they just cut a hole in my socks and pulled one toe out of it just so my toe is sticking out of my sock, I would tell them anything they wanted to know. 1 hour ago, Outpost31 said: I have never smoked marijuana in my life. That's how I keep my calm and easygoing demeanor. I might have believed you until I read that post above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bad Example Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 7 hours ago, Outpost31 said: If I was ever being tortured, I feel like I could hold up under pain more than most. Waterboarding I don't know, I might not do great at that, but I feel like I could hold out ABOVE AVERAGE at least. I read that the US used to waterboard trainees just so they knew what it was like and wouldn't break under questioning, but discontinued because it was terrible for morale - EVERYONE broke, and broke quickly. Myself, I'd defeat torture by telling them so much of dubious provenance that they'd be like "man, forget it, we can't trust a thing this guy says" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 The ref looks like a few of our DB’s not named Savage, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kepler Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 49 minutes ago, Sasquatch said: The ref looks like a few of our DB’s not named Savage, lol. Lucky that tagged his forehead and not his nose or jaw lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 35 minutes ago, Kepler said: Lucky that tagged his forehead and not his nose or jaw lol First thing I thought of too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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