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2 hours ago, BobbyPhil1781 said:

I still can't get over he tried to disguise her. That's just too funny. I'm not going to knock anyone's personal tastes but I'm glad my wife isn't built like a football player. I'll just leave it at that.

"Hey baby if we're gonna do this, I'm gonna need you to dress up like Russell Wilson."

"Why? Are you planning to sneak me into the team facility?"

"Uhhhh...yes?"

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No place in any sport for guys like this. They're what will bring it all crashing down.

He hasn't even played a single snap and his NFL career is most likely over. No one is going to want someone that is clearly unintelligent, absolutely immature, and can flat out not be trusted when it matters the most. 

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1 minute ago, ramssuperbowl99 said:

I'm just picturing a Hard Knocks scene with the camera outside his door as you hear shoulder pads crashing into each other.

EDIT: Hard knocks pun intended tbh.

I'd like to see a Hard Knocks version of the Fire Drill from The Office.

I mean...if we're making requests, right?

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On 8/14/2020 at 9:00 AM, BobbyPhil1781 said:

I still can't get over he tried to disguise her. That's just too funny. I'm not going to knock anyone's personal tastes but I'm glad my wife isn't built like a football player. I'll just leave it at that.

There's a reason why the disguise didn't work at all.

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On 8/14/2020 at 12:15 PM, ramssuperbowl99 said:

I wouldn't describe mine as a request but sure.

Don't overthink this.

- Belly (as Dwight Schrute) blocking off the doors and setting the trash can on fire.

- Peyton Manning as Michael Scott (because that's almost too perfect) trying to direct traffic and screaming out of the 2nd floor window.

- Tom Brady (as Jim Halpert) Drew Brees (as the 'Nard Dog) trying to bash down a door with a printer.

- Kyler Murray trying to crawl to the next floor, just like Oscar.

- Matt Stafford trying to save his cats.

- Ben Roethlensberger raiding the candy machine.

- Jameis Winston having a heart attack.

I'd watch that and only that - forever.

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