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Cannibal Lolocaust Mafia-Day 1

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The cast and crew landed on the snowy peaks of the Sierra Nevada mountains, unloaded their stuff, and began to shoot the comedy masterpiece of their era: Cannibal Lolocaust.  The long-awaited (by someone, probably) sequel to the Italian horror classic may have some budget issues, and writing issues.   Production issues, continuity issues.   Basic comprehensibility issues, but still, it’s gonna be great.

“I can practically see that Best Director Oscar right now,” said Daniel, as he walked to the highest, most precariously placed summit in the area to address his crew: a ragtag group of nobodies, small timers, failures, dropouts, has beens, never wases, dummies, moose lovers….

“Get on with it!”

Daniel made a rousing speech, warning the cast and crew of the difficulty of shooting without food or shelter for the next few days, but assuring them that it would all be worth it to create the realism needed for a lasting piece of true art.  Boy was that speech rousing.  They didn’t even care that gritty realism and method acting was strangely out of place in a…ahem… “parody.”  The speech was too rousing for them to care about that though.  It was so rousing, that I can’t even remember it.  That’s how rousing it was.

With the cast and crew all roused, Daniel sagely reminded them that starvation would NOT be an issue.  He walked over to the crate of MREs that was ready to crack open just as soon as they finished shooting.

“I mean, look at the size of this thing,” he said, lifting it up.  “There’s so much food in it that it weighs more than I can hold for any significant length of time.  Somebody give me the walkie talkies, firestarters, and satellite phones, so that I can also hold them up to show everyone all the reasons we don’t need to worry.”

“Don’t forget the flare gun!” said Counselor, fully roused.

“Of course!  Pile the flare gun on there too.”

Suddenly, shockingly, and unpredictably, the flare gun was the gun that broke the Daniel’s back.  Literally.  He was lifting with his back the whole time.  Horrible technique.

“Oh!  My back!” he said calmly, as his flapping body fell backwards off the mountains, food and everything else in tow.

Daniel is dead.  He was Dead Meat Director,
Crew Aligned.

“Well, what are we gonna do now?”

“Don’t worry, everyone,” said Counselor.  “I’m a trained pilot, I can just pilot on down and get us some help in this helicopter that someone left behind.”  He crawled into the seat, took off, and promptly crashed.  As he fell to his death, he called out “I thought helicopter and steam boat piloting would be functionally the saaaaaaaaaaaaame” (it was a long fall with excellent acoustics).

Counselor is dead.  He was Pork Barrell Producer,
Crew Aligned.

“OK, so now what?”

PLEASE READ ALL RULES CAREFULLY. THESE RULES ARE SPECIFIC TO THIS GAME AND ARE NOT JUST A COPY/PASTE OF RULES FROM PAST GAMES (mostly)
General

1. All rules will be applied through the “Don’t be a ****” standard.  They will be applied uniformly and strictly, unless there is a valid reason not to.  I will try to accommodate people, and we all have lives, but don’t abuse it.
2. You may not discuss the game outside of the game thread, unless otherwise stated in your PM. This includes the Mafia Discussion Thread and other Mafia Game threads.
3. Roleclaiming and/or character claiming is fine, but you might regret it.  You may not post your role PMs.
4. No deleting posts.  Posts may be edited to correct errors, but you cannot add or remove game related information.
5. Do not read the who’s online list.
6. I have a job (barely), a wife, and six needy pets.  I can’t be online at the end of every dayphase or nightphase. If these end during regular work hours, I’m probably not gonna be able to get PMs out for some time. I’ll try to prevent this as much as possible, but be aware that there will probably be some waits. I’ll try to warn you all ahead of time if I will be away for an extended period of time.
8. No dead posting, except for goodbye posts.  You may not reveal any game information after death, and you may not discuss the game in any chatrooms.
9. You must PM me the links to all scumchats, mason chats, or any other allowed chatrooms you create. If your role PM doesn’t mention it, don’t make one.  If you’re using Discord, be prepared to just PM me.
10. Do not reveal information you receive in night PMs before the write up. If you do, you will be modkilled without exception. Feel free to talk about who you’ve targeted, but you may regret it…
11. I reserve the right to modkill or replace anyone for any reason I feel is appropriate.  Don’t be mean to other players, don’t threaten to kill yourself, and just don’t do stupid stuff in general and it won’t be a problem for you.  I don’t want to modkill anyone.

Day Phase
12. To vote, post “LYNCH BLANK” in bold. If you would like to change your vote, you may either vote for someone else, or unvote.  It must be all caps.  (ex. UNVOTE Daniel)  You don’t have to post their user name exactly, so long as it’s clear.
13. For every day phase, there is a minimum post requirement of five posts, unless a PM says otherwise. If you do not satisfy this requirement, then you will be roleblocked for the night. This is to prevent lurking inactives; if you will be out of town or have something important come up, PM me ahead of time and I will suspend the rule for you. If this is a problem more than once, the rule will still apply.
14. Days will last 24 hours or until a majority is reached. This rule will be suspended for Day 1.
15. Lynches will occur when a player receives the majority of the votes.  If no player receives a majority, the person with the most votes will be lynched.  A modkill may or may not end a day phase, depending on the situation.  Ties will result in extra time.  If there is still a tie, RNG determines what happens.
16. No no lynches. This rule is suspended for Day 1.
17. If the lynched person is unlynchable for any reason, then the Day period continues, but with a 12 hour addition.
18. Do not hesitate to ask me to provide an updated vote count. Any vote counts posted by someone other than me are unofficial, but are appreciated.

Night Phase
19. A night phase will end once all PM’s are received, or 4 hours after the end of a day phase, whichever occurs first. I will post in the game thread that the night phase has ended, after which no night PM’s will be accepted.  You may send Night PMs early.
20. Actions that take place during the night are determined in the order in which they are received.
21. If you fail to send in night PM’s more than twice, I will no longer wait for your PM, meaning a night phase could end early with or without you. I’ll give you a heads-up if I this happens to you.  Exceptions will be made if there is a good excuse.
22. If you have a night ability and don’t want to use it, send a PM stating so. The above rule regarding missed night PM’s applies to X-shot abilities as well as every night abilities. However, if you have used all of your abilities, have no night activities for any other reason, you won’t need to send a PM.
23. You may send night PMs early if you will be away during the phase.  However, if you wish to change it, you must do so before the end of the night phase.
24. Periods where I am AFK count as extended phases.  You may continue to play as if the phase were longer, but you will be risking a sudden end when I get back.

Day 1: The Lolocaust Begins

 

Player List:

00a. Daniel
00b. Counselor
01. MWil
02. Pickle Rick
03. Joshstradaymus
04. The Orca
05. Squire
06. bcb
07. bigbadbuff
08. Malfatron, whether he wants to or not
09. Matts
10. Nazgul
11. Daboyle
12. The Killer Nacho
13. Swag
14. Forge
15. MLO

Edited by Daniel

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6 minutes ago, Daniel said:

1. All rules will be applied through the “Don’t be a ****” standard.  They will be applied uniformly and strictly, unless there is a valid reason not to.  I will try to accommodate people, and we all have lives, but don’t abuse it.

Ahhh! @Blue @Forge he's basically been converted to one of us! :)

Also, Daniel, I'm in.

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53 minutes ago, Pickle Rick said:

Some of those rules 🤦‍♂️

Which ones you referring to?

I don't mind modifying some if people don't like them.  Main point is for the players to have fun.

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2 hours ago, Daniel said:

4. No deleting or editing posts

People are used to being allowed to edit posts within x amount of time to fix corrections (no editing of posts with votes in them though)

 

2 hours ago, Daniel said:

Phase
12. To vote, post “LYNCH BLANK” in bold. If you would like to change your vote, you must first unvote in order for your vote to count.  It must be all caps.  (ex. UNVOTE Daniel)  You don’t have to post their user name exactly, so long as it’s clear.

Never seen this before, so im sure almost no one will follow it and their first vote is the one that counts.  People are just used to bolding someone's name to vote and to change it. Just bold another person name. 

The big one being the editing, mostly bc mods have the ability to edit with it beind seen and they are not very updatanding people 🤣:ph34r:.  I could go either way on the voting, it could be a new added wrinkle.  

 

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2 minutes ago, Pickle Rick said:

People are used to being allowed to edit posts within x amount of time to fix corrections (no editing of posts with votes in them though)

 

Never seen this before, so im sure almost no one will follow it and their first vote is the one that counts.  People are just used to bolding someone's name to vote and to change it. Just bold another person name. 

The big one being the editing, mostly bc mods have the ability to edit with it beind seen and they are not very updatanding people 🤣:ph34r:.  I could go either way on the voting, it could be a new added wrinkle.  

 

I copied most of these from a very old template.  I didn't even realize I had the unvoting to vote thing was in there.  Changed now.

I'm fine with changing the editing thing too, that's not a big deal.

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3 minutes ago, Daniel said:

I copied most of these from a very old template.  I didn't even realize I had the unvoting to vote thing was in there.  Changed now.

I figured you did. 

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