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Cannibal Lolocaust Mafia-Town Victory!


Daniel

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MLO rummaged around in his tent, trying to find something, as the crew members of the world united, seizing him by the groin.

”Oohhoo, my means of reproduction!” he screamed, as they dragged him down to to the townsquare.

”Viva la revaluacion!” they cried, strapping him to the guillotine (which is a wildly impractical piece of equipment in a survival situation, by the way).

”No, I promise, I’ll stop putting people through the metaphorical meat grinder! I’m totally not doing it literally though!”

The crew thought he made a compelling argument, but they also thought “Eh, screw that guy anyway.”

The blade fell and MLO’s blood got redistributed out to the ground in front of him.

MLO is dead. He was Cow Jones, The Burger-ler, Crew Aligned.

It is Night 1. You would normally have 4 hours, but it’s late, so we’ll say 9 hours. Get in those pms.

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