FinneasGage Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 2 minutes ago, Outpost31 said: You can’t do anything right. not what you said last night 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 16 minutes ago, Ty21 said: 24 minutes ago, Ty21 said: Wow. I’m not all the way through I Care A Lot but I felt compelled to come in here and complain about how bad it sucks. The Russian mob wants to axe this girl that’s causing the most significant problems for them at the moment so they load her up with what I assume to be alcohol and rig her car to drive into a pond but didn’t check to make sure she dies there and also didn’t give her enough alcohol to cripple her as she easily escapes the car and makes it back to her gfs house in time to save her, who also wasn’t successfully killed by this intimidating Russian mafia that had them both dead to rights and randomly gets her out of a gas filled house mere seconds before the place blows up. What a stupid movie, why is getting any sort of positive acclaim. Expand Then she tracked down his office and walked in with a stupid blonde wig and obnoxious clown glasses on as if the Russian mob wouldn’t recognize her with slightly different hair and obnoxious clown glasses on, clearly reads a name on the sign in sheet and says she’s here for him and the dude just lets her through cause apparently the Russian mob isn’t in high alert despite their current chaotic situation. And who are you supposed to be rooting for in this anyway? The middle aged woman that steals money from unsuspecting old people or the evil Russian mob that got conned by her If there was any saving grace, at least the girl dies at the end randomly. The only redemption this movie would’ve had is if the last 30 minutes was just every character in the entire movie getting their junk smashed with a whip like James Bond in Casino Royale until they all died. Seriously the most annoying characters across the board I’ve ever seen in a movie I think. This movie sucked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 3 minutes ago, FinneasGage said: not what you said last night RKO OUTTA NOWHERE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 Just now, Ty21 said: RKO OUTTA NOWHERE now he's gotta be my boyfriend that loves me i got him so good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 6 minutes ago, FinneasGage said: now he's gotta be my boyfriend that loves me i got him so good If you go the distance you’ll be entitled to half of his dogecoin, half a Jeff Probst shrine, and half a collection of useless archaic DVDs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 58 minutes ago, FinneasGage said: not what you said last night Finn I’m sorry. I love you, but not like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 Yeah I Care a Lot is pretty bleak so far and not funny at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 7 hours ago, Malfatron said: Yeah I Care a Lot is pretty bleak so far and not funny at all I'm thinking the same thing. I have 40 minutes left. Kinda definitely hate it. Not a single likable character. Not only that, there's not a single relatable character. Rosamund Pike is the wrong kind of unlikable. She's not what's her face from Game of Thrones, she's just extremely unlikable, unrelatable, unbelievable. Not liking this movie at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MacReady Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 I can’t remember the last movie I hated as much as I hated I Care A Lot. Maybe that Netflix movie with the Avatar guy. Sam Worthington? The one where his wife and child go missing. I really hated it. Dinklage was good in it, but nothing about it was enjoyable and I hated every minute of it. Bottom 10 movie I’ve actually finished watching in the past 10 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE DUKE Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 Age of Ultron has really aged well in the context of everything that came after it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 21 minutes ago, Outpost31 said: I can’t remember the last movie I hated as much as I hated I Care A Lot. Maybe that Netflix movie with the Avatar guy. Sam Worthington? The one where his wife and child go missing. I really hated it. Dinklage was good in it, but nothing about it was enjoyable and I hated every minute of it. Bottom 10 movie I’ve actually finished watching in the past 10 years. Annnnnnnd Coming 2 America is going to top it (or bottom it). If I finish watching it. OMG this movie is bad. OMG this movie is terrible. OMG please don’t let this be the last movie of James Earl Jones. Please, God don’t do that to Darth Vader, to Mufasa, to the owner of the dog in The Sandlot. How much did they pay Morgan Freeman to cameo in this? 10 million dollars? Leslie Jones is the least funny woman to ever appear on a television screen. Eddie Murphy has lost everything funny about him. This movie is BAD. This movie is like ****ing terrible. You know those times in school when you had a locker combination and you would use it every single day and it would be second nature and then you would come back from Christmas break and you couldn’t even remember the first number? That’s like what happened with Arsenio Hall and Eddie Murphy, but instead of a locker combination it’s acting. Don’t watch this movie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE DUKE Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 The Coming 2 America trailer pretty much killed any interest I had in it, especially after hearing it was PG-13. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, THE DUKE said: The Coming 2 America trailer pretty much killed any interest I had in it, especially after hearing it was PG-13. You know how trailers always show the funniest parts and 9/10 of the movie isn’t funny at all? The trailer wasn’t funny and neither is the movie. IT. IS. BAD. If I was Amazon and I screened this I would come out and say, “Coming 2 America was just a prank and it was never being filmed, it’s for a commercial.” And then I would use 30 seconds of the movie for a McDonald’s commercial and take whatever McDonald’s offered to pay for it. It’s that type of comedy where they try to be annoying funny, but it’s just annoying and I hate this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 I dont even get why coming 2 america was made (besides obviously a cash grab). you cant do a fish out of water story twice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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