Jump to content

Valkyrie Mafia: D8 Ends Saturday at 10 PM EST


The Orca

Recommended Posts

7.Nazzy Naz @Nazgul

 

He spent most of his ruling years on an unprecedented mafia campaign, and he had created one of the largest empires of the modern day. He was undefeated in battle and is widely considered one of history's most successful people ever and everyone likes him.

 

Comparison for Nazgul: Alexander the Great

 

8. KSJ @kingseanjohn

 

Hes able to get away with a lot, and nobody can figure him out. The FBI maintained an active investigation for 45 years, but couldnt figure out whether he was scum or find him. Despite a case file that has grown to over 60 volumes over that period, no definitive conclusions have been reached regarding ksj's true identity or whereabouts. Numerous theories of widely varying plausibility have been proposed over the years by investigators, reporters, and amateur enthusiasts.

 

comparison for ksj: D.B. Cooper

 

9. Malf @Malfatron

 

Known as the forefather of mafia. He was one of the first players to apply the principles of organized rigor and teamwork to the process of invention. Receives a lot of credit for things, but some (incorrect) people say that he copies his ideas. DC >> AC!

 

comparison for Malf: Thomas Edison

 

10. BBB @bigbadbuff

 

This man is a survivor! He and five other men had attempted to travel through the San Juan Mountains of Colorado, during the peak of a harsh winter. When only Buff reached civilization, he said that he had been abandoned by his party, but eventually confessed that the party had resorted to forced cannibalism of dead members to stay alive when they became lost.  This is a metaphor.

. He confessed to having used their flesh to survive, while stranded and during his trek out of the mountains, nearly two and a half months later. Wow! what a survivor!

 

comparison for BBB: Alferd Packer

 

11. Daniel @Daniel

Gallileo never had a chance when he said that everything didnt revolve around the world.

Thay bothered the pope, that bothered the church, that bothered the vatican who didnt know for **** about science.

we might get to Heaven. Without the pope. without the church. without the vatican. 

but we'd never have gotten to the moon without, have gotten to the moon without...without, without, without...Galileo.

Daniel is Galileo. He knows who scum is, but they will never believe him and he will die early.

 

Damn, I banged out 5 in one.

Nobody mess with me. im going to the bar.

CfzqfzfVErf7E5xrtAkAHNWtXEuLhw_TTWngCkI9

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...