Thaiphoon Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Slappy Mc said: My reaction when I see new people in the cave. So.Much.This!!! (*) (*) Also - I now have to explain to my wife why I'm laughing like a crazy person. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slappy Mc Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 (edited) https://www.nbcsports.com/washington/football-team/ron-rivera-says-kyle-allen-did-enough-vs-giants-keep-starting-qb-job "Rivera pointed to Allen's statistics as enough to give Washington an opportunity to put up points and remain in the game. "His statistics are pretty darn good. He was 31-for-42 for 280 yards," Rivera said. "Unfortunately, he did have the interception and the fumble. But, we totaled 337 total yards. That gives us an opportunity."" *Edit* Dwaynes numbers from the game he was benched after. 32-45 for 314 yards. 0 TD 0 INT 0 Total Turnovers BOTH games we lost No hypocrisy here. Edited October 18, 2020 by Slappy Mc 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeezy Fanatic Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 38 minutes ago, Thaiphoon said: EXACTLY!!! You have learned well, my young Padawan. I’ve been living there for 5 years, blew out a wall to make a master bath. It’s not so bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troublez Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 26 minutes ago, Slappy Mc said: My reaction when I see new people in the cave. I just died laughing at this lol.... #1 Curmudgeon North America Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woz Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 Missed the game, so here's what I would have put as I work my way through the thread 8 hours ago, MikeT14 said: Hey, that's good! How did he look?! *turns to next page* 4 hours ago, naptownskinsfan said: Charles hurt on this awful field 4 hours ago, MikeT14 said: Two snaps and he’s done. What a career Charles *also sees* 5 hours ago, ARTMONK HOF said: Everett starting in place of Apke! ... I'm afraid to ask now ... 4 hours ago, Slappy Mc said: Captain Checkdown completing 1 million passes to RBs So, honest truth, I checked my phone while out and about and noticed they were losing 3-0 in the first quarter. Turned to my wife and said: "well, bad news, they're losing. Good news, it is is only 3-0." Of course, the next play that appeared on the ESPN gamecast was the touchdown to make it 10-0. I also saw that Kyle "Knows the Playbook Better" Allen-Turner was 3 of 6 for 16 yards with all his completions to RBs. SO glad we changed up at QB to make a push for a meaningless divisional title. Allen contributed 7 points to the Giants. That was kind of knock against him. 4 hours ago, lavar703 said: What an awful hire. 4 hours ago, e16bball said: Looks like Peyton Barber is gonna be a focal point today. Our coaching staff really gets it. 4 hours ago, Slappy Mc said: Playcalling still an F- 4 hours ago, MKnight82 said: Is there a reason we used 3 different RBs in 4 plays? So, Scott Turner doing Scott Turner things? Cool beans. 4 hours ago, Troublez said: Oh good the wild cat! I'm afraid to ask ... who took the snap? 4 hours ago, Slappy Mc said: Is that the improvement they wanted to see from the QB... ... I take it that play didn't go too well. 4 hours ago, MikeT14 said: And Gandy a Golden hurt? Lololol wtf ... please tell me this wasn't all the same play, right? 4 hours ago, HTTRDynasty said: How many injuries has this turf been responsible for this season? Ridiculous. Did the Giants and/or Jets buy up the turf from FedEx field from last season?? 4 hours ago, Slappy Mc said: LOL new kicker time. 4 hours ago, MosEisley said: Hopkins? WTF.... *just waiting for the inevitable "what if-ing" posts as justification* Not necessarily you two ... just I know how this is going to go ... 4 hours ago, lavar703 said: Just put Haskins back in. Admit the mistake was Turner and move on from him. And put the kid in his fourth (fifth?) offensive scheme in 18 months? With no preparation time? 4 hours ago, ripsean21 said: Well atleast Chase Young and Montez sweat can play football. Things behind them are bad 4 hours ago, MKnight82 said: Man Chase Young almost blew that play up 4 hours ago, ARTMONK HOF said: Nice tackle Everett 4 hours ago, ripsean21 said: Mini Luke god we’ve missed you!! 4 hours ago, lavar703 said: Way to go Kerrigan! Build up that trade value Well, it sounds like the defensive front was doing okay at least ... and Everett showed up as a positive note as well. 4 hours ago, MKnight82 said: Why hasn’t Holcomb been playing more? Guy is great 4 hours ago, Slappy Mc said: 4 hours ago, MKnight82 said: Why hasn’t Holcomb been playing more? Guy is great He's been hurt. Reminder that he wasn't selected to start the season... 4 hours ago, naptownskinsfan said: Gotta play those JAGs and the old guy than someone with a future. ... I take it the linebackers have looked as "good" as they have in the first five games ... 4 hours ago, Slappy Mc said: 4 hours ago, lavar703 said: Way to go Kerrigan! Build up that trade value The Fan in me never wants to see him traded. I hear you ... but also as a fan, don't you want him to have a real fighting chance at a shot at a ring? The guy deserves a chance on a team that actually could be playing some meaningful games in the next couple of months instead of continuing to rot here in this cesspool of misery. 4 hours ago, ripsean21 said: 4 hours ago, lavar703 said: If Dabo makes himself available I’d fire this whole staff. This is beyond rebuilding. This is bad coaching. That’s the guy I have said we need to sell the farm for the last 4 years lol Let's see ... give up cushy, high paying gig where you are essentially a god unto yourself in that you are basically picked to play for the championship every year to take on a complete gut job where you cannot instill the fear in the players because they're professionals and not unpaid labor to work for a boss who is mercurial and an organization that is a giant gossip farm? Oh yeah, that makes total sense why he would come here. 4 hours ago, naptownskinsfan said: 4 hours ago, Troublez said: I can't wait for Scott Turners next press conference. The dude already looks like a limp noodle up there. 4 hours ago, ripsean21 said: 4 hours ago, naptownskinsfan said: Me thinking about our offense: It’s bad!!! But if you don’t have a QB even with a bad line we don’t have a guy that can confidently run that spot and elevate guys to make plays 4 hours ago, lavar703 said: Kyle Allen is horrible lol 4 hours ago, Slappy Mc said: Listening to the announcers say to take your hat off to Scott Turner the offensive coordinator. 4 hours ago, MikeT14 said: What a throw (not) So ... what you're telling me is ... the offense ... it isn't good? That it doesn't matter who they have under center? That throwing Haskins under the bus didn't help any? Good to know. (continuing in another post) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e16bball Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 18 minutes ago, Slappy Mc said: https://www.nbcsports.com/washington/football-team/ron-rivera-says-kyle-allen-did-enough-vs-giants-keep-starting-qb-job "Rivera pointed to Allen's statistics as enough to give Washington an opportunity to put up points and remain in the game. "His statistics are pretty darn good. He was 31-for-42 for 280 yards," Rivera said. "Unfortunately, he did have the interception and the fumble. But, we totaled 337 total yards. That gives us an opportunity."" This is so rich it has to be fattening. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiphoon Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 53 minutes ago, Slappy Mc said: https://www.nbcsports.com/washington/football-team/ron-rivera-says-kyle-allen-did-enough-vs-giants-keep-starting-qb-job "Rivera pointed to Allen's statistics as enough to give Washington an opportunity to put up points and remain in the game. "His statistics are pretty darn good. He was 31-for-42 for 280 yards," Rivera said. "Unfortunately, he did have the interception and the fumble. But, we totaled 337 total yards. That gives us an opportunity."" *Edit* Dwaynes numbers from the game he was benched after. 32-45 for 314 yards. 0 TD 0 INT 0 Total Turnovers BOTH games we lost No hypocrisy here. Well...let me be the first to start the hashtag #kylerivera Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiphoon Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 33 minutes ago, e16bball said: This is so rich it has to be fattening. With the rate of heart disease in this country, I think there should be CDC and AMA guidelines against consuming too much of Rivera's post-game pressers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naptownskinsfan Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 38 minutes ago, e16bball said: This is so rich it has to be fattening. Gonna have to go back to last week's .gif theme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woz Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 5 hours ago, MikeT14 said: I’m glad I have redzone Going to brunch with the wife is also is suitable alternative. Got to enjoy some tapas and overhear some women talk about their hair for 45 minutes (much funnier than it sounds). 5 hours ago, lavar703 said: They need to put Dwayne back in next week. This is stupid. Chances of going back to Dwayne: 0%. They burned that bridge something good. 5 hours ago, Troublez said: Who was telling me that the Jets are worse than the WFT?!?! Maybe they should have a "Loser Leaves League" match? 5 hours ago, offbyone said: Even if that wasn't intercepted that was a bad decision. Look at the bright side, at least Turner/Allen figured out that they are allowed to use the WRs. (I assume this was when I looked at my phone and Allen through the pick late in the 1Q or early 2Q) If the play ends up in the hands of opponent, are they really using the WRs? Or just chucking it up in on a wing and a prayer? 5 hours ago, lavar703 said: 5 hours ago, bigdog44 said: embrace the tank They aren’t doing it on purpose though lol ... or are they? *puts on tin foil hat* Think about it. Rivera and Turner saw Allen up close last year. They know he was turnover machine. Maybe they thought Haskins would give them too many wins and put them out of position. They didn't want to develop him (especially if they thought they could get the Great Savior of the Franchise (Trevor Lawrence)), but they had to make it look reasonable before going full tank. Then, when the division suddenly looked "winnable" they changed their game plan (previously: throw Haskins out behind a piss poor OLine and break him, allowing them to go to Allen and/or Smith to finish off the job) to their "tank" plan sooner than expected. 5 hours ago, MKnight82 said: You have to be really bad to make Daniel Jones look good. 5 hours ago, MosEisley said: Jones SMOKED us on that blitz. 5 hours ago, ARTMONK HOF said: Some throw by Jones. EVEN BETTER! If they can make Jones look good while having made Haskins look bad previously, they can get away with the crazy train plan to tank in plain sight. AND keep the Giants locked in with Jones! 5 hours ago, turtle28 said: Washington Fans trying to hold onto what left of our fandom. Of all things, my man Fabs Moreau gets burnt! HAVE FAITH, MY FRIEND! IT'S ALL GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN!! The water ... it's JUST PERFECT! COME ON IN!! 5 hours ago, Slappy Mc said: Dwayne Haskins looking at Ron Rivera If you're Haskins, do you even want to go back out for these clowns? 5 hours ago, turtle28 said: Kyle Allen two for two on this drive I like that he found Logan Thomas downfield. Smart play throwing it away. Wow ... this is what it came to ... celebrating two complete passes followed by throwing it away? Brunch was totally the right call. 5 hours ago, Slappy Mc said: We really don't like to run our promising young RB do we? Seriously after over 100+ yards from scrimmage lets reduce his workload by 50%. 5 hours ago, lavar703 said: It seems like Antonio Gibson gets 10 yards every time he touches the ball but they just keep taking him out. They’ve done this all season and it’s infuriating. 5 hours ago, lavar703 said: Leave Gibson in the game you idiots. God this staff is horrible. 5 hours ago, turtle28 said: Yeah, why give it to Gibson? Why try to win? I haven’t understood that all year. He only gets like 10 carries a game. It would help our young QBs out if we’d run the ball more. WHY CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?! What is good is bad. What is bad is good. War is Peace! Freedom is Slavery! Ignorance is Strength! We've always been at war with Eastasia! 5 hours ago, naptownskinsfan said: Snyder would have to give him an iron-clad contract like Jon Gruden got from the Raiders, and promise to leave him alone. Live look at Dabo upon receiving said contract: 5 hours ago, MosEisley said: It's hard to go down field when your opposition only rushes 4 and it looks like a six man blitz. 5 hours ago, naptownskinsfan said: Their best pass-rusher was unblocked. Seriously? The line? It's bad? 5 hours ago, Slateman said: Is Haskins still sick? ITIS 5 hours ago, naptownskinsfan said: I swear the offense goes backwards when McKissec is back there YES! We need MORE McKissic!! 5 hours ago, lavar703 said: Scott Turner is just in over his head. This is a disaster. PERFECT! KEEP HIM IN CONTROL!!! 5 hours ago, turtle28 said: How do you not block Leonard Williams at all? Not even a punch as you go into your misdirection. EXACTLY!! IT'S THE NEW PLAN: NFL Rope-a-Dope! They have them RIGHT where they want them!! 5 hours ago, turtle28 said: We scored! We scored! A field goal! A field goal! 5 hours ago, Slappy Mc said: Sick of this team maybe. 5 hours ago, ripsean21 said: Because some people love to be that one person who can do what other good guys couldn’t. But to be real he probably wouldn’t without a Jon Gruden deal If you think only WFT has ever inquired about Dabo's interest in coaching in the NFL 5 hours ago, naptownskinsfan said: Our defense cant keep up with Daniel Jones 5 hours ago, Slappy Mc said: Daniel Jackson haha. Hang on ... this guy? 5 hours ago, Jeezy Fanatic said: Glad I bet over 43 lol. Our amazing defensive first round picks wouldn’t be able to stop a D3 school like JMU Live look at Jeezy: 5 hours ago, naptownskinsfan said: Daniel Jones against the WTF defense That's cause WFT is this giant dinosaur (continuing further) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woz Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 40 minutes ago, e16bball said: This is so rich it has to be fattening. Ah yes, but keep in mind, Haskins' 300+ yards against Baltimore (a much better team) was just fluff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woz Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 9 minutes ago, Thaiphoon said: Well...let me be the first to start the hashtag #kylerivera AHEM! Erasure much?! That's #kyleriveraturner thankyouverymuch! (I'm old ... can hashtags have hyphens?) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naptownskinsfan Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Woz said: Ah yes, but keep in mind, Haskins' 300+ yards against Baltimore (a much better team) was just fluff. But the difference is, Haskins was pimping out his stats to the team, while Rivera is pimping Allen's to the media. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woz Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 9 minutes ago, Thaiphoon said: With the rate of heart disease in this country, I think there should be CDC and AMA guidelines against consuming too much of Rivera's post-game pressers. Thank you all for taking the bullet for the rest of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woz Posted October 18, 2020 Share Posted October 18, 2020 ... I ... cannot do this anymore ... it's too painful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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