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Brock Osweiler

Playing with Tunsil money  

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  1. 1. Will the Texans's pick be top-5?

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*a (very attractive) rider approaches, carrying the flag of parlay*

*dismounts and approaches, offering a slight lean of the head in shared respect*

Floridians, I offer a decree of peace. We people of Jordan shall dispatch our shared enemy in the artery-clogged wastelands of Houston. We shall parade the gas mask of Laremy Tunsil in solidarity.

*unfurls coffee-stained battle map across the ground and points to strategic choke points*

With a humble heart, we will crush JJ Watt's big stupid face, as per our agreement, and deliver to you the top-5 draft pick your people require and deserve. We will employ our battering ram and also our Kareem Hunt to exert our will.

*models the countenance of stoic solemnity*

For Miami, for Sam Darnold's future as a starter, for Brock 2.0, for Finkle, Romeo must die for the sins of O'brien. A top-five pick has agAIn(!) been divined from the astral.

*offers blood sacrifice to Bildeberg enthusiasts Haslam and Ross*

It is done.

*raises glowing decoder ring to the sky and vanishes*

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5 minutes ago, Tetsujin said:

LOCK IT DOWN. 

This thread was up before the one in the Houston thread so I'll keep this one and lock the other one. Thanks for the heads up.

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6-10 upcoming. Good for 11ish?

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Just now, ET80 said:

6-10 upcoming. Good for 11ish?

 

5 hours ago, Tetsujin said:

😠😡😤

 

21 hours ago, Emerica said:

😠😡😤

 

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Houston is too talented to finish with 13 or 14 losses.  Their pick will be out of the top ten.

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