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On 2/1/2021 at 8:37 AM, Malfatron said:

Welcome to Big Brother 9!

JULIE!!!

I can't help but to notice that you didn't mention anything about past "America's Favorite Houseguest" in your opening posts.

As the REIGNING and DEFENDING America's Favorite Houseguest, it's my duty - nay, my DESTINY - to inform you of this oversight. I can't expect @Nazgul to do it because he's lazy and not anything like @Dwight_Schrute, who I'd run through a brick wall (with a bunch of fine brickhouses behind) for. Hit me up, Schrute! Tell them ladies I'm basically the Indian Hulk Hogan!

Anyways - It's a safe assumption that America's Favorite Houseguest is the most prestigious award in this game. It takes a gentle touch to be loved by literally every single human being in this great country known as... THE USA!!! (pause for crowd applause) and it's high time you correct this oversight and fulfill my DESTINY!

It's 7:37 AM, I expect this updated by 4:00 CST - LMK if the TAH is TMTH. AFAIK, we have TTS on this one... BNM.

TTYL!

Love,

@ET80 - Three Time (three time three time) Mr. fanTASTic, #2 in the Five Figure Football Club, America's Favorite Houseguest and... GREATEST Moderator to ever exist.

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Previous Winners of Americas Favorite Houesguest

BigBillsFan (Big Brother 2)
mission27 (Big Brother 3)
TLO (Big Brother 4)
Nazgul (Big Brother 5)

Outpost ( Big Brother 6)

Shady Slim (Big Brother 7)

ET80 (Big Brother 😎

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America's Favorite Houseguest is an *** award.
If it was so accurate how was I a "favorite" and yet still have 3 finals losses.

It's the award Julie gives out to troll you. Nothing more.

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26 minutes ago, Nazgul said:

America's Favorite Houseguest is an *** award.
If it was so accurate how was I a "favorite" and yet still have 3 finals losses.

It's the award Julie gives out to troll you. Nothing more.

its "Americas favorite" not "Houseguests favorite" :)

 

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2 hours ago, Malfatron said:

Previous Winners of Americas Favorite Houesguest

BigBillsFan (Big Brother 2)
mission27 (Big Brother 3)
TLO (Big Brother 4)
Nazgul (Big Brother 5)

Outpost ( Big Brother 6)

Shady Slim (Big Brother 7)

ET80 (Big Brother 😎

Look at this list of greatness! I dare you to find a flaw in this collection of excellence, @Nazgul!

On it I see...

- Four total Mr. fanTASTic award winners: @BigBillsFan13 and the THREE TIME (three time three time) award winner, @ET80

- We have BOTH members of the MoL @mission27 and @TLO along with their veteran consigliere stunt driver and main bagman @ET80

- An all time Survivor Champion and member of the Five Figure Football Club, @Outpost31 and his co-producer for their eventual Academy Award winning movie, @ET80 (we're bringing Ghostbusters back and we're bringing Alf along for the ride! Remember Alf? He's BACK! In Ghostbusters form!)

- We got the greatest Australian export since vegemite, @Shady Slim and his personal pit viper @ET80 (I'm not saying I'll kill you if you mess with Shady, but... I'll kill you if you mess with Shady).

- And then we got... Well, 6 out of 7 ain't bad.

I mean, LOOK at this group! We may have found an exit in our BB, but we did it in STYLE. We're Titans of Industry, we slay in the Boardroom AND the Bedroom! We walk and panties come flying at us! Not just the big panties either! Normal sized ones! With lace! Very sexy lace!

Recognize greatness! Put some respek on these names!

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1 minute ago, The Orca said:

your prestige in this BB universe is so dim that you have to cling to the likes of myself and ET to establish any kind of relevancy. it's a depressing legacy. i'm not surprised, this is the kinds of moves the people have come to expect from you. you deviate plans to make games as insufferable as you can muster. the people can always spot a facade of a man when they see one on here, so have no doubts that everyone knows you're powerless in these games. toss me into the heat if you must, but i can guarantee you that you and @Pickle Rick will be eviction numbers 2 and 3 

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THE FINAL NOMINATIONS ARE TLO AND JFIN

Please vote to evict one of these players by Saturday 11 AM CST

The noms dont vote. Orca votes only in the event of a tie. If you dont vote, you get punished

PLEASE REUSE THE SAME PM THAT YOU HAVE ALREADY SENT TO ME

Player List:

1. @Outpost31

2. @swoosh

3. @jasonwbantle

4. @Daboyle

5. @Shady Slim

6. @Dwight_Schrute

7. @Pickle Rick

8. @mission27

9. @TLO

10. @The Orca

11. @JoshstraDaymus

12. @Matts4313

13. @bcb1213

14. @gopherwrestler

15. @Nazgul

16. @ET80

17. @FinneasGage

18. @TedLavie

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4 minutes ago, FinneasGage said:

your prestige in this BB universe is so dim that you have to cling to the likes of myself and ET to establish any kind of relevancy. it's a depressing legacy. i'm not surprised, this is the kinds of moves the people have come to expect from you. you deviate plans to make games as insufferable as you can muster. the people can always spot a facade of a man when they see one on here, so have no doubts that everyone knows you're powerless in these games. toss me into the heat if you must, but i can guarantee you that you and @Pickle Rick will be eviction numbers 2 and 3 

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10 minutes ago, FinneasGage said:

your prestige in this BB universe is so dim that you have to cling to the likes of myself and ET to establish any kind of relevancy. it's a depressing legacy. i'm not surprised, this is the kinds of moves the people have come to expect from you. you deviate plans to make games as insufferable as you can muster. the people can always spot a facade of a man when they see one on here, so have no doubts that everyone knows you're powerless in these games. toss me into the heat if you must, but i can guarantee you that you and @Pickle Rick will be eviction numbers 2 and 3 

And if you don't like that @The Orca...well, I got two words for ya...

shawn michaels dx GIF by WWE

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