MacReady Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 20 minutes ago, jasonwbantle said: Who’s my enemy besides you and Dwight? That would be foolish Bc I’m not coming after them. You don’t get it and you can’t. I’d hoped you’d changed, but you haven’t. I’m not going to tell you who your enemies are beside me and Dwight. But no it’s not foolish because people don’t want to be afraid of sneezing and then you being all like: HOW DARE YOU SNEEZE YOU ARE MY ENEMY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 4 hours ago, Malfatron said: HOH 3: Battle Brats! No working together on this comp! As outgoing HOH, @Shady Slim will not compete. The game: (with acknowledgement to @Dome ) First you select your wiener, and then you select your toppings. PM these to me by Wednesday 7 PM CST This will play out in Discord on Wednesday 8 PM CST We randomize the order, and you will try to bite the wiener of the player below you. Once your wiener is gone, you are eliminated. Last wiener left wins!! You have a base of 15% percent pre-bite to evade the bite of your wiener. Add percentages will stack if it increases a particular area: We typically can roll (if applicable): 1. Pre-bite 2. At the chomp 2. after successful bite Step 1: Select your wiener Beef Brat - starts with 9 inches. What a mouthful! Can choose 2 toppings. Kielbasa - starts with 7 inches. Choose 2 toppings. Also, there is a 20% chance your opponent will foolishly take a bite of their own brat instead of yours (rolled after the successful bite). Hot link - starts with 7 inches. Choose 4 toppings. 30% chance each round that your attacker thinks this is too spicy, and doesn't bite it (determined at the chomp). 10 % chance each round that you die of heartburn from years of hot link scarfing (Determined as your turn ends) Hot Dog - starts with 6 inches. You can pick 4 toppings! Step 2: Select Toppings (you can select multiple of the same topping if you want) Normal toppings (Count as 1) Sweet Relish - When a player successfully bites your brat, there’s a 5% chance they’ll vomit. This will eliminate them from the game. (determined after a successful bite) Fresh Onions - 15% chance each round that your attacker’s bite attempt misses because they won’t eat onions and skips your brat (determined at the chomp) Siracha - 15% chance each round that your opponent won’t even try **** Sauce on a Wiener. (Determined pre bite) Premium Toppings: (Count as 3) Chili - 20% chance that your attacker won't even attempt to bite your brat cause beans give them gas! (Determined Pre Bite). 50% chance that players who just had a bite of your brat in the previous round won't want another bite. (Determined Pre Bite) Shrooms - When someone bites your brat, there's a 60% chance their trip will result in them taking a bite of their own brat as well, just cause it seems fun. (Determined after successful bite roll) Sauerkraut - 40% chance each round you’ll try to take a bite out of the brat above you as well as the brat you were initially trying to bite. (Determined Pre Bite) 1. @Outpost31 2. @swoosh 3. @jasonwbantle 4. @Daboyle 6. @Dwight_Schrute 7. @Pickle Rick 8. @mission27 9. @TedLavie 10. @The Orca 11. @JoshstraDaymus 12. @bcb1213 13. @gopherwrestler 14. @ET80 15. @FinneasGage Yes but how wide are the wieners? 6 inches can be quite something with the proper girth... or a little underwhelming otherwise need to know how high to go here tbh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonwbantle Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Outpost31 said: You don’t get it and you can’t. I’d hoped you’d changed, but you haven’t. I’m not going to tell you who your enemies are beside me and Dwight. But no it’s not foolish because people don’t want to be afraid of sneezing and then you being all like: HOW DARE YOU SNEEZE YOU ARE MY ENEMY! Sneezing =\= attacking someone directly in an hoh. Sorry to break it to ya. You know what ya did man up to it and move on. It’s just a game. Good luck to You and everyone else in battle brats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 1 minute ago, jasonwbantle said: Sneezing =\= attacking someone directly in an hoh. Sorry to break it to ya. You know what ya did man up to it and move on. It’s just a game. Good luck to You and everyone else in battle brats I’d give you the play by play on how I literally said 5 times you weren’t my enemy and then gave you a chance to not make me your enemy, but I think it would go over your head. I’m looking forward to getting rid of you now. I wasn’t before because I wasn’t going to try before, but you literally put a target on your back after I literally gave you a chance to not have that target on your back because your skills of understanding aren’t great. I’m also going to campaign to get you nominated if anyone other than you wins HOH. Because it’s gonna be funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted February 23, 2021 Author Share Posted February 23, 2021 Just now, mission27 said: Yes but how wide are the wieners? 6 inches can be quite something with the proper girth... or a little underwhelming otherwise need to know how high to go here tbh hot dog hot link beef brat keilbasa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 It was kinda like, “Jason, do you want a target on your back?” ”Yep!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonwbantle Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 12 minutes ago, Outpost31 said: It was kinda like, “Jason, do you want a target on your back?” ”Yep!” You can’t let it go, can you. You are just making the target on you Dwight bigger. Let’s move on and enjoy our time in the house. Damn.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonwbantle Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Julie- I’ll take that 12 inch beef brat for the comp Please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonwbantle Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Outpost31 said: I’d give you the play by play on how I literally said 5 times you weren’t my enemy and then gave you a chance to not make me your enemy, but I think it would go over your head. I’m looking forward to getting rid of you now. I wasn’t before because I wasn’t going to try before, but you literally put a target on your back after I literally gave you a chance to not have that target on your back because your skills of understanding aren’t great. I’m also going to campaign to get you nominated if anyone other than you wins HOH. Because it’s gonna be funny. Lol nothing but love Edited February 23, 2021 by jasonwbantle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazgul Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 14 hours ago, jasonwbantle said: Aggressive? Is that what you call refusing to pay attention or dm a single person? Then next to no effort on the block? Please. Good riddance. My man. I was actually DMing people. I just wasn't DMing you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonwbantle Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Nazgul said: My man. I was actually DMing people. I just wasn't DMing you. Well you got three votes so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazgul Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 1 hour ago, jasonwbantle said: Well you got three votes so Which ironically is the same amount of votes I received to win BB4 and BB8. And three more than I got in BB6. Good luck, Jason. You are clearly a top-tier player. I bow down to you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 I think we should all just concede defeat to Jason and crown him the winner. Nobody can top his superior intellect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonwbantle Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 9 minutes ago, Nazgul said: Which ironically is the same amount of votes I received to win BB4 and BB8. And three more than I got in BB6. Good luck, Jason. You are clearly a top-tier player. I bow down to you. I (like most ppl) didn’t know this site existed back then but congrats regardless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazgul Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 38 minutes ago, jasonwbantle said: I (like most ppl) didn’t know this site existed back then but congrats regardless You first played in BB5 which started in March 2016. Don't hit me with that B.S. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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