FinneasGage Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 i'll do it right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 29 minutes ago, swoosh said: @mission27 lube is not an option, FYI. Dont need it tbh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted February 24, 2021 Author Share Posted February 24, 2021 ALL WEINERS ARE IN! GAME WILL COMMENCE LATER TONIGHT! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonwbantle Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Just now, Malfatron said: ALL WEINERS ARE IN! GAME WILL COMMENCE LATER TONIGHT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swoosh Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Just now, Malfatron said: ALL WEINERS ARE IN! GAME WILL COMMENCE LATER TONIGHT! Oh boy, can't wait. I built one nasty weiner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swoosh Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 @Malfatron are weiners locked? I'd love to see the line up so I can salivate over all the weiners I'll be eating later. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted February 24, 2021 Author Share Posted February 24, 2021 Just now, swoosh said: @Malfatron are weiners locked? I'd love to see the line up so I can salivate over all the weiners I'll be eating later. the menu is coming right up! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swoosh Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Just now, Malfatron said: the menu is coming right up! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted February 24, 2021 Author Share Posted February 24, 2021 (edited) finn- keilbasa w double onion mission - beef brat w sweet relish and siracha bcb - hot dog w chili and onion pickle - hot dog w 4 siracha josh - hot link w 2 onion 2 siracha orca - hot link w 4 sweet relish dwight - hot dog w shrooms and onion et80 - hot link w chili and siracha ted - hot link w chili and siracha gopher - hot link w 4 siracha jason - hot link w 4 onion daboyle - hot link w chili and siracha outpost - hot dog w siracha and shrooms swoosh - beef brat w onions and siracha Edited February 24, 2021 by Malfatron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swoosh Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Me and @mission27 with the biggest weiners. No surprise there tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted February 24, 2021 Author Share Posted February 24, 2021 i will now randomize the order of attacks. you bite the person below you. (note that all moves of the round are considered to happen at once. if the round ends with no brats alive, we go to sudden death with the brats eliminated that round and so on until we have a winner) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted February 24, 2021 Author Share Posted February 24, 2021 (edited) OFFICIAL BITING ORDER. BITE THE BRAT BELOW YOURS dwight - hot dog w shrooms and onion Bites left: 6 prebite odds to avoid: 15 chomp odds to avoid: 15 special: if bitten, has 60 percent chance to make biter chomp his own brat et80 - hot link w chili and siracha bites left: 7 prebite odds to avoid: 50 chomp odds to avoid: 30 special: 100% chance that players who just had a bite of your brat in the previous round won't want another bite. based on prebite stacking special: 10 % chance each round that you die of heartburn from years of hot link scarfing (Determined as your turn ends) finn- keilbasa w double onion bites left: 7 prebite to avoid: 15 chomp to avoid: 30 special: 20% chance your opponent will foolishly take a bite of their own brat instead of yours (rolled after the successful bite). daboyle - hot link w chili and siracha bites left: 7 prebite odds to avoid: 50 chomp odds to avoid: 30 special: 100% chance that players who just had a bite of your brat in the previous round won't want another bite. based on prebite stacking special: 10 % chance each round that you die of heartburn from years of hot link scarfing (Determined as your turn ends) josh - hot link w 2 onion 2 siracha bites left - 7 prebite to avoid - 45 chomp to avoid - 60 special: 10 % chance each round that you die of heartburn from years of hot link scarfing (Determined as your turn ends) pickle - hot dog w 4 siracha bites left - 6 prebite to avoid - 75 outpost - hot dog w siracha and shrooms bites left - 6 prebite to avoid - 30 special: if bitten, has 60 percent chance to make biter chomp his own brat swoosh - beef brat w onions and siracha bites left - 9 prebite odds to avoid - 30 chomp odds to avoid - 15 bcb - hot dog w chili and onion bites left - 6 prebite odds to avoid - 35 chomp odds to avoid - 15 special: 85% chance that players who just had a bite of your brat in the previous round won't want another bite. based on prebite stacking gopher - hot link w 4 siracha bites left - 7 prebite odds to avoid - 75 chomp odds to avoid - 30 special: 10 % chance each round that you die of heartburn from years of hot link scarfing (Determined as your turn ends) ted - hot link w chili and siracha bites left: 7 prebite odds to avoid: 50 chomp odds to avoid: 30 special: 100% chance that players who just had a bite of your brat in the previous round won't want another bite. based on prebite stacking special: 10 % chance each round that you die of heartburn from years of hot link scarfing (Determined as your turn ends) orca - hot link w 4 sweet relish bites left - 7 prebite odds to avoid - 15 chomp odds to avoid - 30 special: When a player successfully bites your brat, there’s a 20% chance they’ll vomit. This will eliminate them from the game. (determined after a successful bite) special: 10 % chance each round that you die of heartburn from years of hot link scarfing (Determined as your turn ends) jason - hot link w 4 onions bites left - 7 prebite odds to avoid - 15 chomp odds to avoid - 90 special: 10 % chance each round that you die of heartburn from years of hot link scarfing (Determined as your turn ends) mission - beef brat w sweet relish and siracha bites left - 9 prebite odds to avoid - 30 special: When a player successfully bites your brat, there’s a 5% chance they’ll vomit. This will eliminate them from the game. (determined after a successful bite) Edited February 24, 2021 by Malfatron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonwbantle Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Malfatron said: finn- keilbasa w double onion mission - beef brat w sweet relish and siracha bcb - hot dog w chili and onion pickle - hot dog w 4 siracha josh - hot link w 2 onion 2 siracha orca - hot link w 4 sweet relish dwight - hot dog w shrooms and onion et80 - hot link w chili and siracha ted - hot link w chili and siracha gopher - hot link w 4 siracha jason - hot link w 4 siracha daboyle - hot link w chili and siracha outpost - hot dog w siracha and shrooms swoosh - beef brat w onions and siracha That wasn’t what I sent @Malfatron Edited February 24, 2021 by jasonwbantle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted February 24, 2021 Author Share Posted February 24, 2021 fixed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonwbantle Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 (edited) 15% chance they miss Then 90% chance they miss me. I’m only gonna lose if I self destruct- 1/10 chance but I’m guessing the game will be over by round ten. Math ftw. Good luck everyone! Edited February 24, 2021 by jasonwbantle GIF 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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