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GDT: You Like That University (3-2) v University of Honduras Alao Ultra Llamas (5-1)


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On this week's College Gameday sponsored by the Peter Morelli school officiating...

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We witness You Like That University (YLTU) v the pride of Cleveland, University of Honudras Alao Ultra Llamas (UHAUL) in what should be the greatest game of college football the world has ever seen.

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Dougie P has done wonders with the squad he inherited former El Presidente Chipario Kelly, who gutted a talented squad of Ultra Llamas. The crowning glory for Dougie P was trading a number of textbooks to a third rate college in return for UHAUL's star recruit Carson Wentz.

Wentz, is without doubt, the best Quarterback ever to play at UHAUL, and it's all thanks to trading those textbooks to the third rate school, in what has now be come know as THE HAUL.

Wentz is destined for the HAUL of Fame, but first needs to bit his arch nemesis for the second time this season, Quork Cussins.

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UHAUL will likely have back Right Tackle Lane Johnson after he got concussed, let's home he hasn't forgotten PED's are bad and taken some in the confusion. Ronald Darby is getting closer every week to a return, hopefully this is the week Jalen Mills gets to ride the pine.

Fletcher Cox was back on Thursday Night, and took Cam Newton's lunch money. He's a bad man when he penetrates and gets the sacks involved.

Also, Nigel Bradham and Mychal Kendricks will hopefully be joined by Jordan Hicks again, and they can all hit people really hard.

Jason Peters told Jake Elliott not to miss kicks, so he just hits them from anywhere now.

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Don't care what YLTU have to offer.

 

Eagles take this one home by a score of 30-24

Jake Elliott kicks 10 field goals all from 78 yards.

 

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13 minutes ago, ninjapirate said:

you got to feel for the browns. Trade the best young QB in the NFL to us and then make two more bad trades passing up Conklin and Watson. 

 

 

Browns be hauling doe. 

The Browns should hire an executive to literally do the opposite of everything they decide to do. It is the only way for them to make a good decision.

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4 minutes ago, ninjapirate said:

So falcons lost to the dolphins and packers lost A-A-ron for the year.

 

Are the eagles the best team in the NFC? 

as long as we stay healthy the rest of the NFC is burning up in the atmosphere 
the falcons are god awful in the 2nd half

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