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Nacho Simulation Football League (Season 21 - Taco Bowl XXI POSTED!)


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S22 Draft order (champ will move to last; runner up will move to second to last)

 

1. Indianapolis Predators (4-12)
2. Lancaster Fighting Amish (4-12)
3. Pittsburgh Punishers (5-11)
4. South Africa Woolly Mammoths (5-10-1)
5. Tacoma Thunder (6-10)
6. Chicago Fire (6-10)
7. Miami Sharks (6-9-1)
8. Egypt Starfalls (7-9)
9. Phoenix Rattlers (7-9)
10. Hanoi Viet Kongs (8-8)
11. Little Rock Uni Royals (8-8)
12. Antarctica Penguin Poppers (8-7-1)
13. Scranton Papermakers (9-7)
14. Anchorage Moose (9-7)
15. Rocket City Trash Pandas (10-6)
16. Reykjavík Direwolves (10-6)
17. Richmond Flying Squirrels (10-5-1)
18. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (11-5)
19. Norway Knights (12-4)
20. Freiburg Venom (13-3)

 

 

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Well gents! That is all she wrote for the season! Congrats to the playoff teams. I knew ending the season on the road would be a tall task. Very poor road team this season.

Though it was surprising on how we lost that game. A rare red zone Cook fumble that turned into a touchdown against us on the next drive back. Rough, but the offense faltered the past two weeks. 
 

I’ll be aggressive in moving into #1 for Lawrence if it can happen. If not, we have options with a solid core of keepers moving into next season 

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Final pwny of the season!

Team PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA OR DR LUCK
Freiburg Venom 11.385 13 3 0.813 73 466 393 3 7 1.615
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 11.117 11 5 0.688 66 459 393 4 7 -0.117
Norway Knights 11.083 12 4 0.750 60 422 362 8 1 0.917
Rocket City Trash Pandas 10.775 10 6 6.000 54 423 369 7 2 -0.775
Reykjavík Direwolves 10.328 10 6 0.625 51 477 426 1 15 -0.328
Richmond Flying Squirrels 10.135 10.5 5.5 0.656 46 469 423 2 12 0.365
Tacoma Thunder 8.792 6 10 0.375 15 408 393 11 7 -2.792
Miami Sharks 8.654 6.5 9.5 0.406 12 394 382 12 4 -2.154
Hanoi Viet Kongs 8.615 8 8 0.500 11 384 373 16 3 -0.615
Scranton Papermakers 8.359 9 7 0.563 7 417 410 9 11 0.641
Anchorage Moose 8.054 9 7 0.563 1 392 391 13 6 0.946
Antarctica Penguin Poppers 8.050 8.5 7.5 0.531 1 424 423 6 12 0.450
Chicago Fire 7.623 6 10 0.375 -7 390 397 14 10 -1.623
Egypt Starfalls 7.496 7 9 0.438 -10 415 425 10 14 -0.496
Little Rock Uni Royals 7.154 8 8 0.500 -15 367 382 18 4 0.846
Phoenix Rattlers 6.593 7 9 0.438 -31 447 478 5 20 0.407
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 5.037 5.5 10.5 0.344 -61 386 447 15 17 0.463
Indianapolis Predators 4.937 4 12 0.250 -62 377 439 17 16 -0.937
Lancaster Fighting Amish 3.363 4 12 0.250 -103 363 466 19 19 0.637
Pittsburgh Punishers 3.110 5 11 0.313 -108 351 459 20 18 1.890
  • After all the "Fire were unlucky" narratives, they actually only ended up being the THIRD most unlucky team! Although all three of the teams can rightly claim to being unlucky this season.
  • At one point in the season the Direwolves were the top defense, and now they are 15th defense heading into the playoffs
  • I don't have historical context, but I'm pretty sure low 11s is a VERY low pwny for the best in the league

I also this you can very easily separate these into some tiers - the "breaks" are almost never THIS clear and obvious

  1. The top teams (Venom, Pirates, Knights)
  2. The solid playoffs (Pandas, Direwolves, Squirrels)
  3. The playoff bubble (Thunder, Sharks, Kongs, Papermakers, Moose, Penguins)
  4. The not bad, but not good (Fire, Starfalls, Royals, Rattlers)
  5. The bad (Mammoths, Predators, Amish, Punishers)
     
Div PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA
Blue 8.585 41 39 0.513 54 1979 1925
Yellow 8.571 42.5 37.5 0.531 56 2105 2049
Red 7.635 38.5 41.5 0.481 -36 2069 2105
Green 7.260 38 42 0.475 -74 2078 2152

All of that said, each division has 2 teams in the playoffs.. good luck!Blue holds on for the regular season title! Not a single bad team in the division

  • Yellow ended up strong, with 2 good teams and 2 other pretty decent teams 
  • Early in the season the Red division was 2 elite teams, 1 medium team, 2 bad teams. Unfortunately, when the 2 elite teams have serious slides and the other teams stay where they are, the division suffers
  • Green only had 1 truly bad team, there was a lot of mediocrity
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12 minutes ago, Tk3 said:

After all the "Fire were unlucky" narratives, they actually only ended up being the THIRD most unlucky team! Although all three of the teams can rightly claim to being unlucky this season.

The Fire was unlucky in the fact that i decided to start Carr.

he carved up that 5th ranked defense!

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Playoff predictions!! Game percentages based on Pwny/ELO results with home/away factored in..

Chances to advance to the Conference Championship

  1. Knights 70%
  2. Venom 66%
  3. Pirates 64%
  4. Squirrels 50% (slightly favored, by decimals)
  5. Pandas 50%
  6. Direwolves 36%
  7. Papermakers 34%
  8. Moose 30%

Chances to advance to the Nacho Bowl

  1. Knights 43%
  2. Venom 40%
  3. Pirates 31%
  4. Pandas 24%
  5. Squirrels 22%
  6. Direwolves 15%
  7. Papermakers 14%
  8. Moose 11%

Chances to win the Taco Bowl

  1. Knights 24%
  2. Venom 21%
  3. Pirates 17%
  4. Pandas 11%
  5. Squirrels 10%
  6. Direwolves 7%
  7. Papermakers 6%
  8. Moose 4%
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2 minutes ago, Tk3 said:

Playoff predictions!! Game percentages based on Pwny/ELO results with home/away factored in..

Chances to advance to the Conference Championship

  1. Knights 70%
  2. Venom 66%
  3. Pirates 64%
  4. Squirrels 50% (slightly favored, by decimals)
  5. Pandas 50%
  6. Direwolves 36%
  7. Papermakers 34%
  8. Moose 30%

Chances to advance to the Nacho Bowl

  1. Knights 43%
  2. Venom 40%
  3. Pirates 31%
  4. Pandas 24%
  5. Squirrels 22%
  6. Direwolves 15%
  7. Papermakers 14%
  8. Moose 11%

Chances to win the Taco Bowl

  1. Knights 24%
  2. Venom 21%
  3. Pirates 17%
  4. Pandas 11%
  5. Squirrels 10%
  6. Direwolves 7%
  7. Papermakers 6%
  8. Moose 4%

Happy Joel Mchale GIF by ABC Network

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