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pwny time!

Team PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA OR DR LUCK
Reykjavík Direwolves 13.111 8 1 0.889 72 290 218 1 3 0.625
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 11.709 6 3 0.667 44 255 211 5 2 -0.586
Freiburg Venom 11.286 7 2 0.778 41 270 229 3 9 0.652
Richmond Flying Squirrels 10.583 5 4 0.556 33 278 245 2 13 -0.953
Hanoi Viet Kongs 10.336 5 4 0.556 25 233 208 11 1 -0.814
Norway Knights 9.904 6 3 0.667 21 240 219 9 4 0.429
Rocket City Trash Pandas 9.378 5 4 0.556 15 236 221 10 5 -0.275
Egypt Starfalls 9.333 5 4 0.556 15 244 229 6 9 -0.250
Chicago Fire 8.534 3 6 0.333 6 241 235 8 12 -1.800
Tacoma Thunder 8.470 4 5 0.444 5 228 223 14 6 -0.764
Scranton Papermakers 8.372 6 3 0.667 4 230 226 13 7 1.291
Anchorage Moose 8.184 5 4 0.556 2 232 230 12 11 0.397
Miami Sharks 7.625 4 5 0.444 -4 224 228 15 8 -0.289
Antarctica Penguin Poppers 6.821 4.5 4.5 0.500 -14 243 257 7 17 0.663
Phoenix Rattlers 6.042 4 5 0.444 -26 263 289 4 20 0.601
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 5.787 3.5 5.5 0.389 -25 221 246 17 14 0.245
Little Rock Uni Royals 5.420 2 7 0.222 -30 223 253 16 16 -1.049
Lancaster Fighting Amish 3.293 3 6 0.333 -56 193 249 20 15 1.148
Indianapolis Predators 3.114 1 8 0.111 -63 205 268 18 19 -0.752
Pittsburgh Punishers 2.876 3 6 0.333 -65 196 261 19 18 1.382

 

Div PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA
Red 9.088 25.5 19.5 0.567 60 1192 1132
Blue 8.073 20 25 0.444 4 1164 1160
Yellow 7.894 22.5 22.5 0.500 -6 1198 1204
Green 6.997 22 23 0.489 -58 1191 1249

 

 

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Here are my playoff odds!

Cheesy conference

  1. >99% 8-1 Reykjavík Direwolves
  2. 97% 6-3 Norway Knights
  3. 96% 6-3 Rio de Janeiro Pirates
  4. 67% 5-4 Hanoi Viet Kong
  5. 27% 5-4 Anchorage Moose
  6. 5% 4-5 Tacoma Thunder
  7. 5% 3-5-1 South Africa Woolly Mammoths
  8. 4% 3-6 Chicago Fire
  9. <1% 3-6 Lancaster Fighting Amish
  10. <1% 2-7 Little Rock Uni Royals

Little changes with Direwolves, Knights, and Pirates after their wins. Knights and Pirates are still only 1 game up over 5th place (although the H2H matchup of Kong/Moose makes it effectively a 2 game lead in the loss column). This was a massively important week for the Kongs, jumping over the Moose and putting them in control of their own destiny. Thunder and Mammoths are still within striking range, but this REALLY looks like a 5 team race right now for 4 spots.

Salsa conference

  1. 97% 7-2 Freiburg Venom
  2. 86% 6-3 Scranton Papermakers
  3. 58% 5-4 Egypt Starfall
  4. 54% 5-4 Rocket City Trash Pandas
  5. 53% 5-4 Richmond Flying Squirrels
  6. 24% 4-5 Phoenix Rattlers
  7. 19% 4-4-1 Antarctica Penguin Poppers
  8. 9% 4-5 Miami Sharks
  9. <1% 2-7 Pittsburgh Punishers
  10. <1% 1-8 Indianapolis Predators

Lots of Ls last week from the 5-3 crowd, even further muddying the waters in this conference. Poppers are trending in the right direction, although I still think all the spots will be held by those teams currently 5-4 or better. In this conference, 10 wins gets in easy, while I think both 4th and 5th seed will be 9-7. Can't wait to see this cluster continue

The week ahead

Poppers @ Pandas - this one really matters for both teams. The winner puts themselves in a really good position, while the loser gets themselves into a lot of trouble with 5 (or 5.5) losses

Direwolves @ Kongs - no idea how this one plays out. It matters for the Direwolves for seeding (maintain or extending the division lead would be huge, while narrowing the lead with a H2H against the Pirates would be oppositely huge). For the Kongs, a win puts them in a strong position to hold onto that 4th spot, while a loss opens the door for the #2 blue team to swoop in

Fire @ Mammoths - Both teams are basically out of this, but a loss for either one makes it official. The winner maintains their slim hopes

Venom @ Punishers - Nothing to see here. Should be an easy one, but if something surprising happens it leaves the door open at the top of the conference

Starfalls @ Predators - See above. Should be an expected result, but a Starfall loss would be devastating

Pirates @ Amish - Once more, see above. Pirates can weather the loss here, but it probably would take the division off of the table. This week is an opportunity for the Pirates to close the gap if the Kongs can beat the Direwolves.

Papermakers @ Squirrels - game of the week. If the Papermakers win, they are very nearly clinched with all the attrition that will happen below them. A loss brings them right into the muck with everyone else. Probably even more important for the Squirrels at home though. A win gives them a division lead and at worst maintains pace with the competition, while a loss drops them into the 5th-7th range, and despite the .500 record, would need to leapfrog a few teams

Knights @ Thunder - last chance for the Thunder. A 6th loss puts them out of the playoff picture, while a win keeps them very much in the running. Knights are looking to maintain the division/2nd seed, and possibly inch up on the potential 1 seed. They will still be okay with the loss, but it puts a little more pressure on them if they do

Sharks @ Rattlers - loser is basically out. Both teams need this to maintain hope

Royals @ Moose - Moose need to take care of business at home to the division rival to keep themselves in the hunt and prove they are not a fluke

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21 hours ago, RuskieTitan said:

Give us Pancake metrics!

Also, McLaurin fell off a cliff after I hyped him up, instant karma for me.

I need the reverse for Ali Marpet. He’s my worst and best offensive linemen. String of bad RNG luck for 9 games

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Gonna look at the stats and pull out anything interesting

Heres Rack's Chicago Fire. one of the most unluckiest teams per the PWNY, and this stat agrees

Fumbled: 6 (Per Game: 0.67)
Fumbles Lost: 6 (Per Game: 0.67)

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Orcas penguin poppers.

such a crazy change from 3rd to 4th Q point allowed

 

Points Per Quarter Allowed: 1st - 68 (Per Game: 7.56), 2nd - 59 (Per Game: 6.56), 3rd - 23 (Per Game: 2.56), 4th - 107 (Per Game: 11.89), OT - 0 (Per Game: 0.00)

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