carl_sjunior Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 -Started at 15 or 16 around the 2006 season, and the following year went hard defending Brady Quinn's honor over those Derek Anderson mopes. Turns out we were both wrong. -Went to college. Partied in a way some would call 'too hard'. Dropped out of college. -Toiled away in factories and amassed an assorted collection of hairnets and nametags. Still partying. -Went back to college. Dropped out of college. -Partied my face off. Ruined my life with alcohol. Was homeless and literally dropped off at a rehab's doorstep. -Got sober, stayed sober. -Sober three years now, as of yesterday. -Met girl. Married her. -We have a dog and fish and she claims she covets my seed. -Am a chemical dependency counselor. Irony is fun. I am the tortured artist formerly known as FrenchMyToast. You can call me Carl. S'junior. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 Someone on my fb posted about wishing there were more signs that someone is suicidal about a guy we know that committed suicide a few days ago, but that guy posted daily about wanting to kill himself and his last post was about wishing he was brave enough to do it. Think those are hints enough. I didn’t know the guy myself but he was good friends with my ex’s boyfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 50 minutes ago, carl_sjunior said: We have a dog and fish and she claims she covets my seed. Who, the dog or the fish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 51 minutes ago, carl_sjunior said: I am the tortured artist formerly known as FrenchMyToast. Bruh. No. Way. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl_sjunior Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 2 minutes ago, Ty21 said: Bruh. No. Way. Way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theJ Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 24 minutes ago, carl_sjunior said: Way. I liked your previous name better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl_sjunior Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 5 minutes ago, theJ said: I liked your previous name better Tell that to Webby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 Webby, I liked your previous name better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K9 Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 (edited) 8 hours ago, carl_sjunior said: -Got sober, stayed sober. -Sober three years now, as of yesterday. Mad props - Congratulations!!! Edited April 1, 2021 by K9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 9 hours ago, carl_sjunior said: I am the tortured artist formerly known as FrenchMyToast. Holy... Whoa! FMT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Today would be the perfect day for the most insane trade in nfl history to happen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 2 hours ago, Ty21 said: Today would be the perfect day for the most insane trade in nfl history to happen Watson cut by Texans, signed by Jets, traded back to Texans for future picks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 4 minutes ago, Dome said: Watson cut by Texans, signed by Jets, traded back to Texans for future picks And then Chicago signs him when he’s 39 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Just now, Ty21 said: And then Chicago signs him when he’s 39 Assuming he’s out by then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Takis taste like crap if crap tasted good but you felt bad for eating it because it is crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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