SkippyX Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 (edited) The Texans are a hot mess. I think we are all pretty clear as to why. They are run by a 2-bit cult of Easterby They have an owner who appears to know very little about the league They have a GM who was a BB yes man before maybe becoming an Easterby Yes man? They have a very weak roster. They signed a bunch of mediocrities in the offseason including like 5 special teams players. They had no picks until round 3 but still had a random chance at picking some impact players with 8 picks. Their fairly awful roster has been strip mined of talent by a series of bad trades. The mosquito sprayer truck full of Febreze that covered up for that stink, Deshawn Watson, will never play for them again. This was crystal clear even before it got weird and nasty and just overall bad I will start off by digging into taking the 8th QB off the board in round 3 by looking at all QBs who were 8th off the board in the Super Bowl Era Maybe these guys are not the smartest brain trust to ever run a team but they can't be worse than monkeys at typewriters so lest see what we have. Edited May 6, 2021 by SkippyX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkippyX Posted May 6, 2021 Author Share Posted May 6, 2021 (edited) Tim Jones Kim Hammond Larry Good Mike Cilek Joe Theismann (Dolphins) He never signed with Miami and went to the CFL for 4 years. Miami traded him to DC where he got to 2 Super Bowls, and was a franchise QB until LT. 77-47 as a starter Miami went to 3 straight Super Bowls after drafting him, so they did not miss him in Canada. They got a 1st rounder from DC for him so they got huge value even if the SB payoff with the actual QB was in DC Mike Franks Randy Mattingly Jesse Freitas Pat Haden - He started out 25-7-1 in 3 years and started 5 playoff games (all 5 were vs Minnesota and Dallas) He probably went so late because he was 5'11" He was the starter for the 1979 Rams SB team but he got hurt in week 10 and Ferragamo led them the rest of the way. Scott Bull Cliff Olander Rob Hertel *Chuck Fusina (won 2 titles in the USFL Stars) Gary Hogeboom (18-19 as a starter with bad stats - Danny White's backup in Dallas for a while) Mike Ford Luke Tousignant Reggie Collier Randy Wright (7-25 as a Packers starter) Buddy Funck Mark Rypien (Damn, Joe Gibbs was a beast of a coach) 4 1/2 years as a good starter for DC including that magical 1991 I'd count him as a franchise QB even if the run was short, it sure burned bright. Steve Beuerlein 8-7 with the Raiders before a dispute with Al Davis (imagine that!) a journeyman who peaked with a pro bowl at age 34 on team 5 Bud Keyes Jeff Francis Scott Mitchell (Dolphins) played a bit in Miami and flashed enough to get a free agent deal. One pro bowl level season in Detroit at age 27. He is probably treated harsher than he deserves, but he was not great. Craig Erikson (Philly) He did nto reach a deal and went back into the next draft (Tampa) he then sucked Chris Hakel Trent Green (Chargers) Journeyman QB who carved out a decent run in KC with those early 2000 Priest Holmes and dominant O-line teams Most famous for getting hurt in St Lousi in 1999 Steve Matthews Chad May Kyle Wachholtz Koy Detmer Moses Moreno Joe Germaine Todd Husak (taken after Brady) Mike McMahon (truly dreadful in Detroit and Philly, 3-11 record with a 55 career rating) Kurt Kittner Brian St Pierre Andy Hall Stefan Lefors (Anderson, Cassel, and Fitz(14th QB taken) went later) Brad Smith Jeff Rowe Josh Johnson Tom Brandstater Rusty Smith Ricky Stanzi Kirk Cousins - Another very good player that I would consider a franchise QB talent. You may have issues with him and not love him but he can play. He was the best player in the league for an entire month in 2019, for example and his rating is 6th all-time at the moment. Brad Sorenson Aaron Murray Only 7 Selected in 2015 Dak Prescott - This was a clear home run selection of a franchise QB. I can get into it with Cowboys fans about if he is Elite or top 10 or top 5 but no doubt he is a very good QB taken after 7 other guys went off the board. Nathan Peterman Mike White Easton Stick Jake Fromm Edited May 6, 2021 by SkippyX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkippyX Posted May 6, 2021 Author Share Posted May 6, 2021 4 franchise QBs 2 decent starters 2 guys who showed flashes that they could be a pro bowl level QB at least briefly if things broke well for them. A whole lot of nobodies. (40+ of them) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leoric Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 They should have just traded for Peterman. He’s shown he will make some big splash plays. Would fit right in with the current Texans culture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkippyX Posted May 6, 2021 Author Share Posted May 6, 2021 This does not mean that you can't win the lottery with a Brady or look good at 6-11 with a Ryan Fitzpatrick that late. I just wanted to see the volume of 8th QB selected to see what gems were found. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Buck Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Interesting reading. Thanks for doing the research SkippyX. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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