Nacho Simulation Football League (Season 22 - Taco Bowl XXII POSTED!)

[TheKillerNacho]

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Nacho Simulation Football League

Welcome to the main thread of the Nacho Simulation Football League (or NSFL for short)! This is a Sim league that uses my custom American Football simulation engine, and posts games in play-by-plays viewable on Youtube, with Game Stats listed on the Video description. The league runs bi-annually, a Winter season (after the Super Bowl) and a Summer season (after the NFL draft) using a keeper system. Teams compete for the highly esteemed Quacamole trophy each season.

Offseason Schedule

Monday, May 31st: Deadline for previous owners to renew interest in the league. Failure to do so by this date by posting in the main thread will cause a replacement owner to be found in your place.
Monday, June 7th: Deadline for owners to submit their Keeper Tags. All keepers will be processed on this date, so keeper tags must be in before this date.
Wednesday, June 9th: Season 21's draft begins. As this is a summer season, incoming rookies are eligible, but all players who declared retirement have been removed.

Draft Order

1. Indianapolis Predators (4-12)
2. Lancaster Fighting Amish (4-12)
3. Providence Patricias (5-11)
4. South Africa Woolly Mammoths (5-10-1)
5. Tacoma Thunder (6-10)
6. Chicago Fire (6-10)
7. Nassau Sea Wolves (6-9-1)
8. Egypt Starfalls (7-9)
9. Phoenix Rattlers (7-9)
10. Hanoi Viet Kongs (8-8)
11. Little Rock Uni Royals (8-8)
12. Antarctica Penguin Poppers (8-7-1)
13. Scranton Papermakers (9-7)
14. Anchorage Moose (9-7)
15. Rocket City Trash Pandas (10-6)
16. Reykjavík Direwolves (10-6)
17. Richmond Flying Squirrels (10-5-1)
18. Norway Knights (12-4)
19. Freiburg Venom (13-3)
20. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (11-5)

Registration & Off-season Schedule

All former-owners must re-register to renew their interest for this season. For those who are not past owners, you may still ask to join the league, however I will put you on a waiting list. When and if a GM decides to not renew interest or becomes idle, you will be contacted. You must remain an active FootballsFuture member in order to remain on the waiting list. I will remove inactive users from this list periodically.

Waiting list:

• carl_sjunior
• PTFulham
• Daboyle

Scheduling

The NSFL supports 20 teams split into four divisions (Red and Blue divisions in the Cheesy Conference, Green and Yellow divisions in the Salsa Conference). The regular season features sixteen games:

• Teams will play each other team in their division twice.
• Teams will play four teams in the other division of their own conference.
• Teams will play four teams of a division in the other conference.

Games will be simulated on “Game Day”, which is every three days after the draft. I will provide links to Youtube videos with the complete Play-By-Plays, as well as text play-by-plays on Google Docs.

The playoffs will feature eight teams (four in each conference) in total. This includes all four division winners, plus four wildcard teams (two per conference). Playoffs last three Game Days. In the first round, the 4th seed of each conference will play at the 1st seed of that Conference, and the 3rd seed will play at the 2nd. After that, the two winners in each Conference will play in the Conference Championship with the higher seed having home-field advantage. Then, winners of the Conference Championship Game from each Conference will play each-other on a neutral field in the Taco Bowl for the highly esteemed Quacamole trophy. Seeding for the playoffs are based on this list of tiebreakers:

1. Record
2. Head-to-Head*
3. Division record (Same division only)
4. Conference record
5. Net points
6. Strength of schedule
7. Coin toss

*This tie-breaker can still apply for a tie featuring more than 2 teams using the transitive property... If one team has head-to-head wins against all of the others, that team comes first in the tiebreaker. And if one team has head-to-head losses against all of the others, that team comes last in the tiebreaker. Also if Team A beat Team B, who beat Team C but Team C and A didn't play, Team A wins the tiebreaker and Team C comes in last in it.

Division tiebreakers are applied first. Then with wildcard tiebreakers featuring 3 or more teams, only the teams highest in the division not currently in the playoffs are considered, since under no circumstances can a team make the playoffs over a team higher in their division.

One day before the Taco Bowl each season, a conference vs conference all-star exhibition game called the All-Star Bowl is played, between the Cheesy Conference and the Salsa Conference. The game does not influence anything except the Game MVP of the All-Star Bowl's keeper cost the following season is reduced by 1. The voting rules are as follows:

• Owners can submit a ballot with three selections at every position (including Returner), for each conference. Your first selection will receive 3 votes, your second selection will be worth 2 votes, and the last will be worth 1.
• After the voting period, the final tallies will be posted.
• In the event of a tie, a random number generator to determine who gets in.
• On even seasons, Cheesy runs a 4-3 defense and Salsa runs a 3-4 defense. On odd seasons, Cheesy runs a 3-4 defense and Salsa runs a 4-3 defense.
• The Head Coach for each conference will be the coach of that conference's highest seeded team. The Coordinators will be the coordinators of the team with the best yardage statistics of Offense, Defense, and Special Teams.

Roster Rules & Team Settings

At total, a roster has 26 players and 4 coaches. This roster includes: one Quarterback, two Runningbacks, one Fullback, one Tight End, two Offensive Tackles, two Offensive Guards, one Center, three Wide Receivers, two Defensive Ends, one/two Defensive Tackles, two/one Inside Linebackers, two Outside Linebackers, two Cornerbacks, one Free Safety, one Strong Safety, one Kicker, and one Punter. Teams also draft four coaches: A Head Coach, an Offensive Coordinator, a Defensive Coordinator, and a Special Teams Coordinator. Coaches can give bonuses to certain positions. In addition to starters, teams may keep an five-player or coach Practice Squad that gives you exclusive rights to that player/coach, even if you do not start them. Players can be started at any position but its recommended you start them at their listed position or a similar position. Players do not get injured in this league, so you do not need to worry about that.

Teams may make several team changes at any time for the upcoming game (note that the deadline to do this is Noon EST the day before the game):

• Trade Players, Draft choices, and/or Keeper tags to another Team. Both Teams involved must agree by either posting on the main thread (please mention me when a trade is posted) or by both PMing me the trade details. There is a trade deadline each season that starts at Week 12, and is in affect until after the Taco Bowl. During this period, players cannot be traded but keeper tags and draft picks can. Picks of Round 16 or higher cannot be traded, as those picks are considered compensatory. Picks more than four seasons in the future can also not be traded. I will not enforce any future or additional parts of a trade, so it is recommended that you not do this.
• After the draft is completed, Teams may sign Free Agents. Free Agents are handled on a first-come, first-serve basis. If you have no available slot to put the player, you must cut a player to sign one.
• Change your team's Coaching Philosophy. This can be done by posting on the thread, or PMing me personally (for private changes revealed on Game Day, highly recommended).

A Team's Coaching Philosophy changes how your team is simulated. Once again, a Team can change this at any time, excluding Game Days. It is highly recommended that Teams tailor these to both your team, and your current opponent! Changes PMed to me will not be revealed until the next Game Day, so they will be a secret to your opponent! These are the changeable Coaching Philosophies:

• Run Chance (max: 70, min: 30, default: 45): This determines how often, on a situation-unaffected play (teams will run or pass more depending on situation), your team will choose to do a running play instead of a passing play.
• Running Back 1 Chance (max: 80, min: 50, default: 65): This determines how often, when a running play is selected, that your 1st-string running back will take the carry. Warning: Players, especially RB, DO get tired as the game goes on, do not set too high!
• Field Goal Try (max: 60 [your own 40], min: 10, default: 35): This determines which yard line (NOT length of FG!) your team will try to kick a Field Goal instead of punting. Note: length of field goal is this number + 17 (setting Field Goal Try to 40 will cause your team to attempt 57 yard field goals).
• Offensive Aggression (max: 100, min: 0, default: 50): Determines offensive aggression. Aggressive offenses have a greater chance of big plays, but are more prone to incompletions, turnovers, and plays resulting in losses (like sacks). Aggressive offenses are also more likely to go for it on 4th and short.
• Defensive Aggression (max: 100, min: 0, default: 50): Determines defensive aggression. Aggressive defenses have a greater chance in making big plays (like sacks, interceptions, or forced fumbles) but also have a larger chance of giving up big plays to the opponent's offense. Conservative defenses focus on tackling and forcing incompletions.
• Run Defense Priority (max: 100, min: 0, default: 50): Determines whether, on a situation-unaffected play, teams will focus more on stopping the run or the pass. A high value will result in defenses more likely to focus on stopping the run, a low value will focus defenses more on the pass.
• Defensive Formation (either 4-3 or 3-4, default: 4-3): Determines your defensive formation. A 4-3 allows you to start two Defense Tackles, but only one Inside Linebacker (known as the Middle Linebacker). A 3-4 allows you to start two Inside Linebackers, but only one Defense Tackle (known as the Nose Tackle).
• Return man (default: 3rd WR): Teams must set one of their Players to be their Kick/Punt Returner. This will be marked off as an asterisk in their Team listing. Practice squad players CAN fill this role.
• You can swap starters with practice squad players. This counts as a coaching philosophy since it can be done privately (unlike Trades and Signing/Cutting players).

Lastly, a Team has a Stadium. Your Stadium can be submitted and changed at any time during the off-season (defined as any time after the Taco Bowl, but before the first game of the next season is played). Editable Stadium settings are as follows:

• Stadium Name (default: Team's stadium): The Stadium's name. Has no effect on the Simulation, obviously.
• Stadium Type (default: Random): There are five types of stadiums you can choose from - Outdoor Grass, Outdoor Turf, Outdoor Dirt, Dome*, and Retractable Roof. The difference between Grass and Turf have very minor affects in the simulation engine, but in poor weather, a Grass field tends to become harder to play on. Dirt fields are a bit harder to play on for all players, and in the rain turn into muddy fields which can cause some significant problems. A Retractable Roof stadium usually behaves like an Outdoor Turf stadium, except in increment weather where it behaves like a Dome stadium (most of the time... sometimes the roof gets stuck open!).
• Timezone (default: Random): There are six timezones one can choose from: East Coast, Central, Mountain, Pacific, Europe, Asia, and Obscure (reserved for locations that don't fit into any category). Teams will be disadvantaged when playing in other time zones, with greater weight depending on the difference of distance. It is encouraged that you set the timezone to the location your team is located. For overseas teams, select Asia or Europe depending on which is closer.
• Temperature (max: 100, min: 0, default: Random): Temperature of the location of the stadium. A high number means that the stadium is in a HOT place (Like Ecuador). A low number means the stadium is in a COLD place (Like Alaska). Your team's ability to play in bad weather depends on their home location (a warm-weather team will have a hard time playing in really cold weather, and vice-versa).
• Precipitation (max: 100, min: 0, default: Random): Amount of precipitation the location typically gets. A high number means that there is a high chance of precipitation. A low chance means there is a very low chance of precipitation (like you live in a desert or something).
• Wind (max: 100, min: 0, default: Random): How windy your location is. The higher the number, the greater chance of windy conditions come game-time!

*For Dome stadiums, please still include Temperature, Precipitation, and Wind data for the LOCATION of where your Stadium is built, even though these factors are not releavant for games played at your stadium. These values still affect how well your team can play in bad weather at other stadiums.

In addition, teams may submit to me a 80x90 logo and a 22x95 endzone graphic for use in the Game Simulations to make them more visually pleasing. If you aren't skilled in image editing, you can still post something and I'll resize it as best I can. Also, you may select two team colors and of course your team's name! If you don't submit anything, I reserve the right to make them myself. I make most endzone logos myself, and most people seem pleased with the results.

A sample endzone image looks like this:


Offseason Rules

The NSFL runs bi-annually (twice per year) with a Winter season (after the Super Bowl) and a Summer season (after the NFL draft). Before the Winter season, Player's attributes will be updated taking into account his NFL stats from the previous year. Before the Summer season, incoming Rookies from the NFL draft will become available to be drafted. In addition, any new features to the Simulation engine will be available at the start of each new season, and will be announced and explained at that time.

Rosters become locked after a team's last game is played. After that time, players cannot be Signed or Cut (but Trades can be made). Players can be maintained from season to season using Keeper Tags. Each team receives 20 Keeper Tags which they can use on Players as they see fit. Players of certain positions require more of a commitment to keep, and therefore require more Tags to keep. Obviously, this will lead to certain teams having more or less players than others going into the off-season. Keeper Tags, like Draft Selections, are considered an asset for a Team and therefore can be traded (but unused Tags are discarded at the end of the Keeper step)!

Very high upkeep positions (4 Tags):

• Quarterback

High upkeep positions (3 Tags):

• Runningback
• Wide Receiver
• Offensive Tackle
• 4-3 Defensive End
• 3-4 Outside Linebacker
• Cornerback

Medium upkeep positions (2 Tags):

• Tight End
• Offensive Guard
• Center
• 3-4 Defensive End
• 4-3 Outside Linebacker
• Defensive Tackle
• Inside Linebacker
• Strong Safety
• Free Safety
• Head Coach

Low upkeep positions (1 Tag):

• Fullback
• Kicker
• Punter
• Offensive Coordinator
• Defensive Coordinator
• Special Teams Coordinator
• Practice Squad or Rookies*

*Rookies are considered any player who was a rookie in their last NFL season. PS players are considered any player who started in seven or less games the previous NSFL season. Only up to two PS or rookie keepers can be players who played in a game the previous NSFL season. Other PS or rookie players who played a game in the previous season will be charged by their positional price, at the position they spent the most time in during the season. In addition, players who are kept as a non-PS and non-rookie keeper the previous year are not eligible, and cost a minimum of what they cost the year before.

Players count as the position they spent the majority of the previous regular season as. In the event of a tie, the higher value is used. For example, if one has QB Matthew Stafford and started him for 7 games and had him on their practice squad for 9 games, he can be retained with a single Tag instead of 4.

After a period where inactive GMs are replaced and Keepers are selected, a new draft will commence with all players not kept and, before a Summer season, new Rookie players. These drafts will not snake, and the ordering will be determined by last season's placing, with the Taco Bowl Champion selecting last, after the runner-up. Teams that have less players than others due to the Keeper Tag system will receive Bonus rounds at the end of the draft (in the same order) until all Teams have 30 players again. At that time, Rosters become unlocked and a new Season begins!

Links

NSFL Seasonal History
S22 Detailed Statistics
S22 Draft
Ordered Team Stats & S23 Draft Order
Player Stats sorted by Game MVP Formula

Week 1
Week 2
Week 3
Week 4
Week 5
Week 6
Week 7
Week 8
Week 9
Week 10
Week 11
Week 12
Week 13
Week 14
Week 15
Week 16
Divisional Playoffs
Conference Championships
All-Star Bowl XIX
Taco Bowl XXII

Team Rosters & Settings

Cheesy Conference

Red Division

Reykjavík Direwolves (Owner: Tk3)

QB: Lamar Jackson (BAL)
RB: Saquon Barkley (NYG), Nyheim Hines (IND)*
FB: Tyler Higbee (LAR)
TE: Courtland Sutton (DEN)
WR: Stefon Diggs (BUF), Keenan Allen (LAC), Brandon Aiyuk (SF)
OT: Garett Bolles (DEN), Terron Armstead (NO)
OG: Dion Dawkins (BUF), D.J. Humphries (ARI)
C; Rodney Hudson (ARI)
DE: Za'Darius Smith (GB), Carlos Dunlap (SEA)
DT: Stephon Tuitt (PIT), Cameron Heyward (PIT)
OLB: Joe Schobert (JAX), De'Vondre Campbell (GB)
MLB: Isaiah Simmons (ARI)
CB: Bryce Callahan (DEN), Kenny Moore (IND)
SS: Micah Hyde (BUF)
FS: Quandre Diggs (SEA)
K: Harrison Butker (KC)
P: Jake Bailey (NE)
HC: Sean McDermott (BUF)
OC: Pete Carmichael (NO)
DC: Don Martindale (BAL)
STC: Chris Tabor (CHI)
PS: Donte Jackson (CAR), Caleb Farley (TEN), Odafe Oweh (BAL), Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah (CLE), Trevon Diggs (DAL)

S23 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S23 3rd Round Pick (PRO), S23 3rd Round Pick (HAN), S23 5th Round Pick (SCR), S23 8th Round Pick (IND)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 13, Season 14

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 42, RB1 Chance: 60, Field Goal Try: 39, Offensive Ag: 75, Defensive Ag: 45, Run D Priority: 50
Stadium - Winterfell Godswood - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 1, Precip: 50, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Gray, Secondary Color - White

South Africa Woolly Mammoths (Owner: MookieMonstah)

QB: Tom Brady (TB)
RB: Josh Jacobs (LV), Leonard Fournette (TB)
FB: Michael Burton (KC)
TE: Travis Kelce (KC)
WR: Odell Beckham Jr. (CLE), Cooper Kupp (LAR), Jaylen Waddle (MIA)*
OT: Ryan Ramczyk (NO), Lane Johnson (PHI)
OG: Joe Thuney (KC), Shaq Mason (NE)
C; Erik McCoy (NO)
DE: Olivier Vernon (FA), Tyson Alualu (PIT)
NT: Geno Atkins (FA)
OLB: Von Miller (DEN), Clay Matthews (FA)
ILB: Christian Kirksey (HOU), Anthony Barr (MIN)
CB: Marcus Peters (BAL), Janoris Jenkins (TEN)
SS: John Johnson (CLE)
FS: Chauncey Gardner-Johnson (NO)
K: Wil Lutz (NO)
P: Dustin Colquitt (FA)
HC: Sean Payton (NO)
OC: Kyle Shanahan (SF)
DC: Brian Flores (MIA)
STC: Larry Izzo (SEA)
PS: Mac Jones (NE), Adam Trautman (NO), Marcus Davenport (NO), Andrew Thomas (NYG), Terrell Suggs (FA)

S23 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S23 1st Round Pick (SA), S23 2nd Round Pick (SA), S23 4th Round Pick (SA), S23 10th Round Pick (SA), S24 1st Round Pick (SA), S24 2nd Round Pick (SA)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 9

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 35, RB1 Chance: 65, Field Goal Try: 39, Offensive Ag: 40, Defensive Ag: 45, Run D Priority: 60
Stadium - Cape Town Stadium - Type: Retractable Roof, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 78, Precip: 56, Wind: 58
Primary Color - Orange, Secondary Color - Navy Blue

Rio de Janeiro Pirates (Owner: RuskieTitan)

QB: Patrick Mahomes (KC)
RB: Nick Chubb (CLE), Mark Ingram (HOU)
FB: Patrick Ricard (BAL)
TE: George Kittle (SF)
WR: Tyreek Hill (KC)*, Terry McLaurin (WAS), Christian Kirk (ARI)
OT: Trent Williams (SF), Jedrick Wills (CLE)
OG: Zack Martin (DAL), Kelechi Osemele (FA)
C; Ryan Jensen (TB)
DE: Montez Sweat (WAS), Everson Griffen (FA)
DT: Ndamukong Suh (TB), Kawann Short (FA)
OLB: Bobby Okereke (IND), Cory Littleton (LV)
MLB: Danny Trevathan (CHI)
CB: Quinton Dunbar (DET), Logan Ryan (NYG)
SS: Eddie Jackson (CHI)
FS: Kevin Byard (TEN)
K: Greg Zuerlein (DAL)
P: Matt Bosher (FA)
HC: Ryan Day (FA)
OC: Lincoln Riley (FA)
DC: Bill Belichick (NE)
STC: Danny Crossman (MIA)
PS: Damien Lewis (SEA), Kristian Fulton (TEN), A.J. Dillon (GB), Damien Harris (NE), Jason Verrett (SF)

S23 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S23 3rd Round Pick (PHO), S23 7th Round Pick (NOR), S23 10th Round Pick (NOR), S23 1st Round Pick (RJ), S23 2nd round Pick (RJ), S24 1st Round Pick (RJ), S24 2nd Round Pick (RJ)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 4, Season 6, Season 21

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 39, RB1 Chance: 79, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 61, Defensive Ag: 59, Run D Priority: 44
Stadium - The Boneyard II - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: East Coast, Temp: 40, Precip: 45, Wind: 35
Primary Color - Purple, Secondary Color - Gold

Hanoi Viet Kongs (Owner: ravens5520)

QB: Joe Burrow (CIN)
RB: Dalvin Cook (MIN), Raheem Mostert (SF)
FB: Nick Boyle (BAL)
TE: Zach Ertz (PHI)
WR: DeAndre Hopkins (ARI), Robert Woods (LAR), Sammy Watkins (BAL)
OT: Tyron Smith (DAL), Rob Havenstein (LAR)
OG: Brandon Brooks (PHI), Richie Incognito (LV)
C; Matt Paradis (CAR)
DE: Cameron Jordan (NO), Christopher Jones (KC)
NT: Damon Harrison (FA)
OLB: Jadeveon Clowney (CLE), Gregory Rousseau (BUF)
ILB: C.J. Mosley (NYJ), Patrick Queen (BAL)
CB: Marlon Humphrey (BAL), Kareem Jackson (DEN)
SS: Darnell Savage (GB)
FS: Minkah Fitzpatrick (PIT)
K: Matt Bryant (FA)
P: Sam Koch (BAL)
HC: Brian Billick (FA)
OC: Jason Garrett (NYG)
DC: Keith Butler (PIT)
STC: Richard Hightower (SF)
PS: Tua Tagovailoa (MIA), Kwity Paye (IND), Sterling Shepard (NYG)*, Daniel Jones (NYG), Ben Cleveland (BAL)

S23 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S23 1st Round Pick (HAN), S23 3rd Round Pick (HAN), S24 1st Round Pick (HAN)

Coaching Strategy -  Run Chance: 35, RB1 Chance: 70, Field Goal Try: 37, Offensive Ag: 65, Defensive Ag: 58, Run D Priority: 30
Stadium - The Jungle - Type: Dome, Timezone: Asia, Temp: 45, Precip: 50, Wind: 55
Primary Color - Dark Orange, Secondary Color - Yellow

Lancaster Fighting Amish (Owner: JoshstraDaymus)

QB: Trey Lance (SF)
RB: David Montgomery (CHI), J.D. McKissic (WAS)
FB: Elijhaa Penny (NYG)
TE: Mark Andrews (BAL)
WR: Jerry Jeudy (DEN), Jamison Crowder (NYJ), Michael Gallup (DAL)
OT: Penei Sewell (DET), Laremy Tunsil (HOU)
OG: Gabe Jackson (SEA), Wes Schweitzer (WAS)
C; Corey Linsley (LAC)
DE: Yannick Ngakoue (LV), Romeo Okwara (DET)
DT: Jonathan Allen (WAS), Derek Barnett (PHI)
OLB: Lavonte David (TB), Jaylon Smith (DAL)
MLB: Tremaine Edmunds (BUF)
CB: Carlton Davis (TB), Ronald Darby (DEN)
SS: Karl Joseph (LV)
FS: Kamren Curl (WAS)
K: Rodrigo Blankenship (IND)
P: Tress Way (WAS)
HC: Frank Reich (IND)
OC: Eric Bieniemy (KC)
DC: Mike Vrabel (TEN)
STC: Todd Bowles (TB)
PS: Will Harris (DET), Curtis Samuel (WAS), Kerryon Johnson (PHI), Hunter Renfrow (LV)*, Samuel Cosmi (WAS)

S23 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S23 1st Round Pick (NOR), S23 2nd Round Pick (NOR), S24 1st Round Pick (NOR), S24 4th Round Pick (NOR)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 50, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 30, Defensive Ag: 30, Run D Priority: 25
Stadium - The Silo - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: East Coast, Temp: 29, Precip: 80, Wind: 30
Primary Color - Navy Blue, Secondary Color - Silver

Blue Division

Anchorage Moose (Owner: Scoundrel, GM: Daboyle)

QB: Trevor Lawrence (JAX)
RB: Najee Harris (PIT), J.K. Dobbins (BAL)
FB: Andy Janovich (CLE)
TE: Logan Thomas (WAS)
WR: A.J. Brown (TEN), Justin Jefferson (MIN), DeSean Jackson (LAR)*
OT: Riley Reiff (CIN), Cordy Glenn (FA)
OG: Quenton Nelson (IND), Alijah Vera-Tucker (NYJ)
C; Landon Dickerson (PHI)
DE: Nick Bosa (SF), Joshua Allen (JAX)
DT: Dexter Lawrence (NYG), Matthew Ioannidis (WAS)
OLB: Kenneth Murray (LAC), Jamin Davis (WAS)
MLB: Blake Martinez (NYG)
CB: James Bradberry (NYG), Malik Hooker (DAL)
SS: Patrick Surtain II (DEN)
FS: Jaylon Johnson (CHI)
K: Younghoe Koo (ATL)
P: Bryan Anger (DAL)
HC: Matt LaFleur (GB)
OC: Kevin Stefanski (CLE)
DC: Jack Del Rio (WAS)
STC: Dave Fipp (DET)
PS: Asante Samuel Jr. (LAC), Christian Darrisaw (MIN), Azeez Ojulari (NYG), Joe Tryon (TB), Pat Freiermuth (PIT)

S23 Keeper Tags: 21
Picks: S23 10th Round Pick (RIC), S23 1st Round Pick (ANC), S23 9th Round Pick (ANC)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 3

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 45,  RB1 Chance: 55, Field Goal Try: 30, Offensive Ag: 65, Defensive Ag: 70, Run D Priority: 40
Stadium - Yeti Stadium - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: Pacific, Temp: 5, Precip: 60, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Brown, Secondary Color - Tan

Chicago Fire (Owner: rackcs)

QB: Jimmy Garoppolo (SF)
RB: Melvin Gordon (DEN), Kenyan Drake (LV)
FB: Delanie Walker (FA)
TE: Jonnu Smith (NE)
WR: Michael Thomas Jr. (NO), Mike Williams (LAC), Emmanuel Sanders (BUF)*
OT: Taylor Lewan (TEN), Russell Okung (FA)
OG: Michael Onwenu (NE), Alex Cappa (TB)
C; J.C. Tretter (CLE)
DE: Bradley Chubb (DEN), Robert Quinn (CHI)
DT: Jurrell Casey (FA), Sheldon Richardson (MIN)
OLB: Devin Bush (PIT), Preston Smith (GB)
MLB: Rashaan Evans (TEN)
CB: Darius Slay (PHI), Xavier Rhodes (IND)
SS: Harrison Smith (MIN)
FS: Tyrann Mathieu (KC)
K: Daniel Carlson (LV)
P: J.K. Scott (GB)
HC: Ron Rivera (WAS)
OC: Joe Brady (CAR)
DC: Dan Quinn (DAL)
STC: Raymond Ventrone (IND)
PS: Justin Fields (CHI), Elijah Moore (NYJ), Troy Hill (CLE), Alex Highsmith (PIT), Raekwon Davis (MIA)

S23 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S23 1st Round Pick (CHI)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 2, Season 15, Season 18

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 70, Field Goal Try: 35, Offensive Ag: 60, Defensive Ag: 50, Run D Priority: 40
Stadium - Union Station - Type: Dome, Timezone: Central, Temp: 25, Precip: 50, Wind: 95
Primary Color - Red, Secondary Color - Blue

Little Rock Uni Royals (Owner: Glen)

QB: Josh Allen (BUF)
RB: Todd Gurley (FA), Adrian Peterson (FA)
FB: Alec Ingold (LV)
TE: Rob Gronkowski (TB)
WR: Antonio Brown (TB), A.J. Green (ARI), Nelson Agholor (NE)
OT: David Bakhtiari (GB), La'el Collins (DAL)
OG: Justin Pugh (ARI), Laurent Duvernay-Tardif (KC)
C; Mason Cole (MIN)
DE: Jason Pierre-Paul (TB), Melvin Ingram (PIT)
DT: Brandon J. Williams (BAL), Linval Joseph (LAC)
OLB: Kyle Van Noy (NE), Jamie Collins (DET)
MLB: Deion Jones (ATL)
CB: Tre'Davious White (BUF), Shaquill Griffin (JAX)
SS: Budda Baker (ARI)
FS: Justin Simmons (DEN)
K: Josh Lambo (JAX)
P: Brett Kern (TEN)
HC: Matt Nagy (CHI)
OC: Bill O'Brien (FA)
DC: Steve Spagnuolo (KC)
STC: Richard Bisaccia (LV)
PS: Jamal Agnew (JAX)*, Sam Darnold (CAR), Phillip Lindsay (HOU), A.J. Epenesa (BUF), Rock Ya-Sin (IND)

S23 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S23 1st Round Pick (CHI), S23 1st Round Pick (LR), S23 3rd Round Pick (LR), S24 1st Round Pick (LR)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 12

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 35, RB1 Chance: 65, Field Goal Try: 35, Offensive Ag: 69, Defensive Ag: 69, Run D Priority: 20
Stadium - Pebble Stadium - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: Central, Temp: 95, Precip: 15, Wind: 90
Primary Color - Blue, Secondary Color - White

Norway Knights (Owner: Malfatron)

QB: Dak Prescott (DAL)
RB: Ezekiel Elliott (DAL), Latavius Murray (NO)
FB: Giovani Bernard (TB)
TE: Kyle Rudolph (NYG)
WR: Amari Cooper (DAL), Jarvis Landry (CLE), Corey Davis (NYJ)
OT: Eric Fisher (IND), Nate Solder (NYG)
OG: Joel Bitonio (CLE), Rodger Saffold (TEN)
C; Ben Jones (TEN)
DE: Lawrence Guy (NE), Jerry Hughes (BUF)
DT: Fletcher Cox (PHI), Poona Ford (SEA)
OLB: Demario Davis (NO), Matt Judon (NE)
MLB: Jordan Hicks (ARI)
CB: Jalen Ramsey (LAR), Kyle Fuller (DEN)
SS: Vonn Bell (CIN)
FS: Marcus A. Williams (NO)
K: Matt Prater (ARI)
P: Kevin Huber (CIN)
HC: Mike Tomlin (PIT)
OC: Kellen Moore (DAL)
DC: Leslie Frazier (BUF)
STC: Joe Judge (NYG)
PS: Amari Rodgers (GB)*, John Brown (LV), Morgan Moses (WAS), Chuck Clark (BAL), Zach Cunningham (HOU)

S23 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S23 2nd Round Pick (PHO), S23 3rd Round Pick (LR), S23 4th Round Pick (PHO), S23 7th Round Pick (PHO), S23 8th Round Pick (PHO), S23 1st Round Pick (NOR), S23 2nd Round Pick (NOR), S23 7th Round Pick (NOR), S23 8th Round Pick (NOR), S23 9th Round Pick (NOR), S23 10th Round Pick (NOR), S24 1st Round Pick (NOR), S24 4th Round Pick (NOR)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 20

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 73, Field Goal Try: 39, Offensive Ag: 65, Defensive Ag: 45, Run D Priority: 40
Stadium - The Northern Lights - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 30, Precip: 90, Wind: 100
Primary Color - Silver, Secondary Color - Green

Tacoma Thunder (Owner: Karnage84)

QB: Zach Wilson (NYJ)
RB: Joe Mixon (CIN), Trey Sermon (SF)
FB: Mike Davis (ATL)
TE: T.J. Hockenson (DET)
WR: Ja'Marr Chase (CIN), Tee Higgins (CIN), Michael Pittman (IND)
OT: Mike McGlinchey (SF), Brian O'Neill (MIN)
OG: Mark Glowinski (IND), Chris Lindstrom (ATL)
C; Austin Blythe (KC)
DE: Trey Flowers (DET), Arik Armstead (SF)
NT: David Onyemata (NO)
OLB: Chandler Jones (ARI), Sione Takitaki (CLE)
ILB: Micah Parsons (DAL), Fred Warner (SF)
CB: A.J. Terrell (ATL), Byron Murphy (ARI)
SS: Terrell Edmunds (PIT)
FS: Greg Newsome II (CLE)
K: Cairo Santos (CHI)
P: Bradley Pinion (TB)
HC: Doug Pederson (FA)
OC: Anthony Lynn (DET)
DC: Rex Ryan (FA)
STC: Brad Seely (FA)
PS: Rondale Moore (ARI), Nick Bolton (KC), Derek Wolfe (BAL), Miles Sanders (PHI)*, Julian Blackmon (IND)

S23 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S23 1st Round Pick (HAN), S23 1st Round Pick (PRO), S23 1st Round Pick (RJ), S23 2nd Round Pick (PRO), S23 3rd Round Pick (IND), S23 6th Round Pick (PRO), S23 10th Round Pick (RC), S24 1st Round Pick (HAN), S24 1st Round Pick (PRO), S24 1st Round Pick (RJ), S24 2nd Round Pick (RJ), S25 1st Round Pick (PRO), S23 2nd Round Pick (TAC), S23 8th Round Pick (TAC), S24 3rd Round Pick (TAC), S24 5th Round Pick (TAC)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 8

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 45, RB1 Chance: 55, Field Goal Try: 35, Offensive Ag: 70, Defensive Ag: 70, Run D Priority: 20
Stadium – The Hammerdome - Type: Dome, Timezone: Pacific, Temp: 56, Precip: 88, Wind: 78
Primary Color - Dark Blue, Secondary Color - Gray

Salsa Conference

Green Division

Providence Patricias (Owner: TL-TwoWinsAway)

QB: Aaron Rodgers (GB)
RB: Jonathan Taylor (IND)*, David Johnson (HOU)
FB: Rhamondre Stevenson (NE)
TE: Darren Waller (LV)
WR: Kyle Pitts (ATL), Larry Fitzgerald (FA), D.J. Chark (JAX)
OT: Jason Peters (FA), Jake Matthews (ATL)
OG: David DeCastro (FA), Taylor Decker (DET)
C; Alex Mack (SF)
DE: Gerald McCoy (LV), Trey Hendrickson (CIN)
NT: Alim McNeill (DET)
OLB: Ryan Kerrigan (PHI), Chase Winovich (NE)
ILB: Nick Kwiatkoski (LV), Myles Jack (JAX)
CB: Kendall Fuller (WAS), Jeff Okudah (DET)
SS: Jessie Bates (CIN)
FS: Earl Thomas (FA)
K: Justin Tucker (BAL)
P: Johnny Hekker (LAR)
HC: Matt Patricia (NE)
OC: Marty Mornhinweg (FA)
DC: Rod Marinelli (FA)
STC: John Harbaugh (BAL)
PS: D'Wayne Eskridge (SEA), Amon-Ra St. Brown (DET), Terrace Marshall Jr. (CAR), Brandin Cooks (HOU), Ben Roethlisberger (PIT)

S23 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S23 4th Round Pick (SA), S23 8th Round Pick (TAC), S23 1st Round Pick (PRO), S23 2nd Round Pick (PRO), S23 3rd Round Pick (PRO), S23 4th Round Pick (PRO), S23 6th Round Pick (PRO), S24 1st Round Pick (PRO), S25 1st Round Pick (PRO)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 1, Season 11, Season 17

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 30, RB1 Chance: 55, Field Goal Try: 39, Offensive Ag: 100, Defensive Ag: 45, Run D Priority: 25
Stadium - Ticonderoga Field - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: East Coast, Temp: 45, Precip: 50, Wind: 75
Primary Color - Gray Blue, Secondary Color - Black

Nassau Sea Wolves (Owner: Pickle Rick)

QB: Kyler Murray (ARI)
RB: Kareem Hunt (CLE), Ronald Jones (TB)
FB: Dan Vitale (FA)
TE: O.J. Howard (TB)
WR: Adam Thielen (MIN), Chris Godwin (TB), Marquise Brown (BAL)*
OT: Rashawn Slater (LAC), Taylor Moton (CAR)
OG: Ali Marpet (TB), Isaac Seumalo (PHI)
C; Creed Humphrey (KC)
DE: J.J. Watt (ARI), Jaelan Phillips (MIA)
NT: Vita Vea (TB)
OLB: Dee Ford (SF), Harold Landry (TEN)
ILB: Devin White (TB), Zaven Collins (ARI)
CB: Marshon Lattimore (NO), Jamel Dean (TB)
SS: Derwin James (LAC)
FS: Nasir Adderley (LAC)
K: Mason Crosby (GB)
P: Jack Fox (DET)
HC: Bruce Arians (TB)
OC: Shane Waldron (SEA)
DC: Brent Venables (FA)
STC: Keith Armstrong (TB)
PS: Jameis Winston (NO), Diontae Johnson (PIT), Chase Edmonds (ARI), Payton Turner (NO), Khari Willis (IND)

S23 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S23 1st Round Pick (RIC), S24 1st Round Pick (RIC), S24 2nd Round Pick (RIC)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 30, RB1 Chance: 80, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 85, Defensive Ag: 85, Run D Priority: 30
Stadium - The Cove - Type: Outdoor Dirt, Timezone: East Coast, Temp: 91, Precip: 38, Wind: 86
Primary Color - Black, Secondary Color - Aqua

Richmond Flying Squirrels (Owner: swoosh)

QB: Russell Wilson (SEA)
RB: Aaron Jones (GB), James White (NE)
FB: Jack Doyle (IND)
TE: Jared Cook (LAC)
WR: Julio Jones (TEN), D.K. Metcalf (SEA), Rashod Bateman (BAL)
OT: Braden Smith (IND), Robert Hunt (MIA)
OG: Will Hernandez (NYG), Larry Warford (FA)
C; Mitch Morse (BUF)
DE: Demarcus Lawrence (DAL), Emmanuel Ogbah (MIA)
DT: Grady Jarrett (ATL), Christian Barmore (NE)
OLB: Kwon Alexander (FA), Foyesade Oluokun (ATL)
MLB: Jordyn Brooks (SEA)
CB: Stephon Gilmore (NE), Jonathan Jones (NE)
SS: Jaquiski Tartt (SF)
FS: Jevon Holland (MIA)*
K: Nick Folk (NE)
P: Thomas Morstead (FA)
HC: Kliff Kingsbury (ARI)
OC: Brian Daboll (BUF)
DC: Jim Schwartz (FA)
STC: Heath Farwell (BUF)
PS: Russell Gage (ATL), Javon Kinlaw (SF), Jeffery Simmons (TEN), Cameron Dantzler (MIN), Darrell Henderson (LAR)

S23 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S23 2nd Round Pick (RJ), S23 2nd Round Pick (TAC), S23 4th Round Pick (PRO), S23 7th Round Pick (IND), S23 8th Round Pick (NOR), S23 9th Round Pick (ANC), S23 9th Round Pick (NOR), S23 10th Round Pick (PRO), S24 3rd Round Pick (TAC), S24 5th Round Pick (TAC), S24 6th Round Pick (IND), S23 1st Round Pick (RIC), S23 10th Round Pick (RIC), S24 1st Round Pick (RIC), S24 2nd Round Pick (RIC)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 19

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 35, RB1 Chance: 75, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 70, Defensive Ag: 70, Run D Priority: 45
Stadium - The Nut House - Type: Retractable Roof, Timezone: East Coast, Temp: 50, Precip: 74, Wind: 45
Primary Color - Light Red, Secondary Color - Gray

Scranton Papermakers (Owner: Scalamania)

QB: Matt Ryan (ATL)
RB: Le'Veon Bell (FA), James Conner (ARI)
FB: Keith Smith (ATL)
TE: Jimmy Graham (CHI)
WR: Davante Adams (GB), Tyler Lockett (SEA)*, Golden Tate (FA)
OT: Isaiah Wynn (NE), Daryl Williams (BUF)
OG: Andrew Norwell (JAX), D.J. Fluker (MIA)
C; David Andrews (NE)
DE: Joey Bosa (LAC), Frank Clark (KC)
DT: Kenny Clark (GB), Akiem Hicks (CHI)
OLB: Leighton Vander Esch (DAL), Matt Milano (BUF)
MLB: Josey Jewell (DEN)
CB: Jaire Alexander (GB), Malcolm Butler (ARI)
SS: Jamal Adams (SEA)
FS: Jimmie Ward (SF)
K: Robbie Gould (SF)
P: Logan Cooke (JAX)
HC: Pete Carroll (SEA)
OC: Byron Leftwich (TB)
DC: Matt Eberflus (IND)
STC: Mike Priefer (CLE)
PS: Will Fuller (MIA), Jordan Love (GB), Robert Tonyan (GB), Jordan Poyer (BUF), Jalen Hurts (PHI)

S23 Keeper Tags: 20 (+1 for Davante Adams)
Picks: S23 1st Round Pick (PHO), S23 1st Round Pick (ANC), S23 1st Round Pick (IND), S23 1st Round Pick (EGY), S23 1st Round Pick (LR), S24 1st Round Pick (EGY), S24 1st Round Pick (LR), S24 3rd Round Pick (EGY), S25 1st Round Pick (IND), S23 5th Round Pick (SCR)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 16

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 65, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 65, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 50
Stadium - The Dunderdome - Type: Dome, Timezone: East Coast, Temp: 60, Precip: 50, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Royal Purple, Secondary Color - White

Phoenix Rattlers (Owner: bucsfan333)

QB: Baker Mayfield (CLE)
RB: Clyde Edwards-Helaire (KC), Chris Carson (SEA)
FB: Hunter Henry (NE)
TE: Mike Gesicki (MIA)
WR: Mike Evans (TB), Cole Beasley (BUF), Tyler Boyd (CIN)
OT: Ronnie Stanley (BAL), Tristan Wirfs (TB)
OG: Laken Tomlinson (SF), Graham Glasgow (DEN)
C; Frank Ragnow (DET)
DE: Shelby Harris (DEN), Dalvin Tomlinson (MIN)
NT: Da'Ron Payne (WAS)
OLB: Shaquil Barrett (TB), Brandon Graham (PHI)
ILB: Eric Kendricks (MIN), Darius Leonard (IND)
CB: Richard Sherman (FA), William Jackson III (WAS)
SS: Tashaun Gipson (CHI)
FS: Adrian Amos (GB)
K: Jason Sanders (MIA)
P: Andy Lee (ARI)
HC: Nick Saban (FA)
OC: Dabo Swinney (FA)
DC: Wade Phillips (FA)
STC: Chris Horton (BAL)
PS: Kirk Cousins (MIN), Antonio Gibson (WAS)*, Deebo Samuel (SF), Mecole Hardman (KC), Carl Lawson (NYJ)

S23 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S23 1st Round Pick (PHO), S23 2nd Round Pick (PHO), S23 3rd Round Pick (PHO), S23 4th Round Pick (PHO), S23 7th Round Pick (PHO), S23 8th Round Pick (PHO)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 65, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 55, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 45
Stadium - MJK Coliseum - Type: Outdoor Dirt, Timezone: Mountain, Temp: 82, Precip: 5, Wind: 20
Primary Color - Light Green, Secondary Color - Light Orange

Yellow Division

Rocket City Trash Pandas (Owner: EaglesPeteC)

QB: Ryan Tannehill (TEN)
RB: Christian McCaffrey (CAR), Austin Ekeler (LAC)*
FB: Tommy Tremble (CAR)
TE: Noah Fant (DEN)
WR: Allen Robinson (CHI), JuJu Smith-Schuster (PIT), DeVonta Smith (PHI)
OT: Orlando Brown Jr. (KC), Bryan Bulaga (LAC)
OG: Kyle Long (KC), Cody Ford (BUF)
C; Chase Roullier (WAS)
DE: Chase Young (WAS), Brian Burns (CAR)
DT: Calais Campbell (BAL), Javon Hargrave (PHI)
OLB: Jerome Baker (MIA), Shaq Thompson (CAR)
MLB: Benardrick McKinney (MIA)
CB: Chris Harris Jr. (LAC), Denzel Ward (CLE)
SS: Antoine Winfield Jr. (TB)
FS: Marcus Maye (NYJ)
K: Brandon McManus (DEN)
P: Cameron Johnston (HOU)
HC: Mike Zimmer (MIN)
OC: Greg Roman (BAL)
DC: Vic Fangio (DEN)
STC: Chase Blackburn (CAR)
PS: Jaycee Horn (CAR), Eric Stokes (GB), Mekhi Becton (NYJ), L'Jarius Sneed (KC), Josh Sweat (PHI)

S23 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S23 10th Round Pick (RC)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 5

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 44, RB1 Chance: 69, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 64, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 50
Stadium - No Man's Land - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: Central, Temp: 35, Precip: 45, Wind: 15
Primary Color - Gray, Secondary Color - Blue

Antarctica Penguin Poppers (Owner: The Orca)

QB: Kyle Trask (TB)
RB: Travis Etienne (JAX), James Robinson (JAX)
FB: Derek Watt (PIT)
TE: Kadarius Toney (NYG)
WR: CeeDee Lamb (DAL), T.Y. Hilton (IND), Kenny Golladay (NYG)*
OT: Duane Brown (SEA), Mitchell Schwartz (FA)
OG: Wyatt Teller (CLE), Kevin Dotson (PIT)
C; Brandon Linder (JAX)
DE: Yetur Gross-Matos (CAR), Dante Fowler Jr. (ATL)
NT: Ed Oliver (BUF)
OLB: Vontaze Burfict (FA), T.J. Watt (PIT)
ILB: Bud Dupree (TEN), Jayon Brown (TEN)
CB: Adoree Jackson (NYG), C.J. Henderson (JAX)
SS: Jabrill Peppers (NYG)
FS: Xavier McKinney (NYG)
K: Evan McPherson (CIN)
P: Tommy Townsend (KC)
HC: Dan Mullen (FA)
OC: Darrell Bevell (JAX)
DC: Josh Boyer (MIA)
STC: Brian Schneider (JAX)
PS: Austin Hooper (CLE), Derek Carr (LV), Anthony Schwartz (CLE), Neville Gallimore (DAL), Jason McCourty (MIA)

S23 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S23 1st Round Pick (SA), S23 2nd Round Pick (SA), S24 1st Round Pick (SA), S24 2nd Round Pick (SA)
Quacamole Trophies: Season 10

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 30, RB1 Chance: 65, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 80, Defensive Ag: 65, Run D Priority: 40
Stadium - Frozen Wasteland - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Obscure, Temp: 0, Precip: 100, Wind: 100
Primary Color - Yellow, Secondary Color - Black

Indianapolis Predators (Owner: RandyMossIsBoss)

QB: Justin Herbert (LAC)
RB: Alvin Kamara (NO), D'Andre Swift (DET)
FB: C.J. Ham (MIN)
TE: Dallas Goedert (PHI)
WR: Calvin Ridley (ATL), Marvin Jones (JAX), Chase Claypool (PIT)
OT: Andrew Whitworth (LAR), Jack Conklin (CLE)
OG: Elgton Jenkins (GB), Trai Turner (PIT)
C; Cody Whitehair (CHI)
DE: Khalil Mack (CHI), Myles Garrett (CLE)
DT: DeForest Buckner (IND), Quinnen Williams (NYJ)
OLB: Justin Houston (FA), K.J. Wright (FA)
MLB: Bobby Wagner (SEA)
CB: Casey Hayward (LV), Joe Haden (PIT)
SS: Keanu Neal (DAL)
FS: Devin McCourty (NE)
K: Joey Slye (CAR)
P: Jamie Gillan (CLE)
HC: Andy Reid (KC)
OC: Arthur Smith (ATL)
DC: Brandon Staley (LAC)
STC: Darren Rizzi (NO)
PS: Carson Wentz (IND), Jeremy Chinn (CAR), Trevon Moehrig (LV), Laviska Shenault (JAX), Jalen Reagor (PHI)*

S23 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S23 1st Round Pick (IND), S23 3rd Round Pick (IND), S23 7th Round Pick (IND), S23 8th Round Pick (IND), S24 6th Round Pick (IND), S25 1st Round Pick (IND)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 22

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 50, RB1 Chance: 70, Field Goal Try: 37, Offensive Ag: 60, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 33
Stadium - Fiesta Stadium - Type: Retractable Roof, Timezone: East Coast, Temp: 40, Precip: 2, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Dark Green, Secondary Color - Dark Red

Freiburg Venom (Owner: SirA1)

QB: Matthew Stafford (LAR)
RB: Derrick Henry (TEN), Javonte Williams (DEN)
FB: Kyle Juszczyk (SF)
TE: Eric Ebron (PIT)
WR: DeVante Parker (MIA), Darius Slayton (NYG), Zach Pascal (IND)
OT: Charles Leno (WAS), Teven Jenkins (CHI)
OG: Stefen Wisniewski (FA), Marcus Cannon (HOU)
C; Ryan Kelly (IND)
DE: Maxx Crosby (LV), Rashan Gary (GB)
DT: Derrick Brown (CAR), Jarran Reed (KC)
OLB: Alexander Johnson (DEN), Dont'a Hightower (NE)
MLB: Roquan Smith (CHI)
CB: Byron Jones (MIA), Patrick Peterson (MIN)
SS: Landon Collins (WAS)
FS: Anthony Harris (PHI)
K: Ryan Succop (TB)
P: Lachlan Edwards (LAC)
HC: Urban Meyer (JAX)
OC: Josh McDaniels (NE)
DC: Gus Bradley (LV)
STC: Dave Toub (KC)
PS: Cordarrelle Patterson (ATL)*, Michael Carter (NYJ), Dyami Brown (WAS), Carlos Basham (BUF), Grover Stewart (IND)

S23 Keeper Tags: 20

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 70, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 60, Defensive Ag: 55, Run D Priority: 55
Stadium - Altstadt - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 60, Precip: 35, Wind: 35
Primary Color - Gold, Secondary Color - Maroon

Egypt Starfalls (Owner: El Ramster)

QB: Deshaun Watson (HOU)
RB: Cam Akers (LAR), Gus Edwards (BAL)
FB: Taysom Hill (NO)
TE: Evan Engram (NYG)
WR: D.J. Moore (CAR), Robby Anderson (CAR), Henry Ruggs (LV)*
OT: Trent Brown (NE), Ricky Wagner (FA)
OG: Brandon Scherff (WAS), Kevin Zeitler (BAL)
C; Jason Kelce (PHI)
DE: Danielle Hunter (MIN), Leonard Williams (NYG)
DT: Aaron Donald (LAR), Michael Brockers (DET)
OLB: Haason Reddick (CAR), Leonard Floyd (LAR)
MLB: Jon Bostic (WAS)
CB: Xavien Howard (MIA), J.C. Jackson (NE)
SS: Malcolm Jenkins (NO)
FS: Darious Williams (LAR)
K: Jason Myers (SEA)
P: Michael Dickson (SEA)
HC: Sean McVay (LAR)
OC: Matt Rhule (CAR)
DC: Raheem Morris (LAR)
STC: John Fassel (DAL)
PS: Jared Goff (DET), K'Lavon Chaisson (JAX), Jordan Fuller (LAR), Tutu Atwell (LAR), Alejandro Villanueva (BAL)

S23 Keeper Tags: 21
Picks: S23 1st Round Pick (EGY), S24 1st Round Pick (EGY), S24 3rd Round Pick (EGY)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 7

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 36, RB1 Chance: 75, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 58, Defensive Ag: 55, Run D Priority: 50
Stadium - Dawn - Type: Outdoor Dirt, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 35, Precip: 45, Wind: 25
Primary Color - Magenta, Secondary Color - Silver

Standings

Cheesy Conference

Red Division

1. Hanoi Viet Kongs (13-3) xyz
2. South Africa Woolly Mammoths (10-6) x
3. Reykjavík Direwolves (9-7) x
4. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (7-9)
5. Lancaster Fighting Amish (2-14)

Blue Division

1. Little Rock Uni Royals (11-5) xy
2. Anchorage Moose (9-7)
3. Norway Knights (9-7)
4. Tacoma Thunder (5-11)
5. Chicago Fire (5-11)

Salsa Conference

Green Division

1. Nassau Sea Wolves (12-4) xyz
2. Phoenix Rattlers (10-6) x
3. Providence Patricias (8-8)
4. Scranton Papermakers (6-10)
5. Richmond Flying Squirrels (4-12)

Yellow Division

1. Indianapolis Predators (12-4) xy
2. Rocket City Trash Pandas (10-6) x
3. Egypt Starfalls (8-8)
4. Freiburg Venom (7-9)
5. Antarctica Penguin Poppers (3-13)

x - Clinched playoff berth.
y - Clinched division.
z - Clinched homefield advantage.
e - Eliminated from playoff contention.

Schedule

WEEK 1 (Wed, June 30th)
Reykjavík Direwolves 28 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 23
Richmond Flying Squirrels 27 @ Rocket City Trash Pandas 20
Freiburg Venom 21 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 31
Tacoma Thunder 31 @ Antarctica Penguin Poppers 34
Scranton Papermakers 29 @ Providence Patricias 34
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 30 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 23
Egypt Starfalls 23 @ Norway Knights 27
Nassau Sea Wolves 23 @ Phoenix Rattlers 17
Anchorage Moose 20 @ Indianapolis Predators 26
Hanoi Viet Kongs 29 @ Chicago Fire 17

WEEK 2 (Sat, July 3rd)
Lancaster Fighting Amish 24 @ Anchorage Moose 34
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 24 @ Scranton Papermakers 17
Chicago Fire 26 @ Freiburg Venom 31
Indianapolis Predators 13 @ Egypt Starfalls 14
Hanoi Viet Kongs 16 @ Tacoma Thunder 14
Providence Patricias 20 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 30
Richmond Flying Squirrels 20 @ Phoenix Rattlers 33
Rocket City Trash Pandas 36 @ Antarctica Penguin Poppers 30
Norway Knights 24 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 20
Nassau Sea Wolves 26 @ South Africa Woolly Mammoths 23

WEEK 3 (Tue, July 6th)
Chicago Fire 34 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 23
Little Rock Uni Royals 20 @ Indianapolis Predators 27
Tacoma Thunder 27 @ Norway Knights 25
Anchorage Moose 24 @ Rocket City Trash Pandas 34
Providence Patricias 31 @ Nassau Sea Wolves 21
Scranton Papermakers 40 @ Freiburg Venom 31
Phoenix Rattlers 28 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 13
Reykjavík Direwolves 23 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 30
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 27 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 23
Antarctica Penguin Poppers 17 @ Egypt Starfalls 20

WEEK 4 (Fri, July 9th)
Freiburg Venom 32 @ Antarctica Penguin Poppers 27
Norway Knights 38 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 34
Little Rock Uni Royals 28 @ Anchorage Moose 23
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 28 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 30
Indianapolis Predators 30 @ Chicago Fire 14
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 33 @ Phoenix Rattlers 37
Tacoma Thunder 16 @ Rocket City Trash Pandas 33
Richmond Flying Squirrels 31 @ Providence Patricias 28
Scranton Papermakers 30 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 24
Egypt Starfalls 27 @ Nassau Sea Wolves 30

WEEK 5 (Mon, July 12th)
Antarctica Penguin Poppers 20 @ Providence Patricias 29
Nassau Sea Wolves 35 @ Freiburg Venom 38
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 26 @ South Africa Woolly Mammoths 34
Reykjavík Direwolves 20 @ Phoenix Rattlers 18
Hanoi Viet Kongs 23 @ Scranton Papermakers 17
Chicago Fire 23 @ Tacoma Thunder 16
Egypt Starfalls 31 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 14
Lancaster Fighting Amish 13 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 27
Rocket City Trash Pandas 31 @ Indianapolis Predators 28
Anchorage Moose 19 @ Norway Knights 24

WEEK 6 (Thu, July 15th)
Reykjavík Direwolves 27 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 17
Scranton Papermakers 31 @ Antarctica Penguin Poppers 24
Little Rock Uni Royals 28 @ Tacoma Thunder 21
Phoenix Rattlers 14 @ Rocket City Trash Pandas 20
Providence Patricias 27 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 28
Lancaster Fighting Amish 17 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 29
Freiburg Venom 28 @ Egypt Starfalls 30
Chicago Fire 27 @ Anchorage Moose 33
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 22 @ Norway Knights 27
Nassau Sea Wolves 27 @ Indianapolis Predators 24

WEEK 7 (Sun, July 18th)
Rocket City Trash Pandas 24 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 14
Antarctica Penguin Poppers 13 @ Anchorage Moose 14
Indianapolis Predators 31 @ Freiburg Venom 29
Scranton Papermakers 27 @ Phoenix Rattlers 40
Norway Knights 10 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 16
Tacoma Thunder 26 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 30
Providence Patricias 23 @ Egypt Starfalls 27
Richmond Flying Squirrels 24 @ Nassau Sea Wolves 33
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 49 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 32
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 29 @ Chicago Fire 26

WEEK 8 (Wed, July 21st)
Chicago Fire 21 @ Norway Knights 20
Freiburg Venom 26 @ Rocket City Trash Pandas 21
Antarctica Penguin Poppers 20 @ Indianapolis Predators 33
Hanoi Viet Kongs 24 @ Nassau Sea Wolves 26
Lancaster Fighting Amish 24 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 27
Little Rock Uni Royals 33 @ South Africa Woolly Mammoths 30
Egypt Starfalls 28 @ Tacoma Thunder 31
Anchorage Moose 34 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 30
Phoenix Rattlers 20 @ Providence Patricias 37
Richmond Flying Squirrels 16 @ Scranton Papermakers 30

WEEK 9 (Sat, July 24th)
Lancaster Fighting Amish 17 @ South Africa Woolly Mammoths 30
Rocket City Trash Pandas 30 @ Providence Patricias 20
Little Rock Uni Royals 37 @ Chicago Fire 23
Phoenix Rattlers 24 @ Egypt Starfalls 17
Reykjavík Direwolves 26 @ Anchorage Moose 14
Indianapolis Predators 44 @ Tacoma Thunder 21
Freiburg Venom 15 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 20
Norway Knights 25 @ Antarctica Penguin Poppers 28
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 34 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 36
Nassau Sea Wolves 30 @ Scranton Papermakers 21

WEEK 10 (Tue, July 27th)
Providence Patricias 27 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 17
Rocket City Trash Pandas 13 @ Egypt Starfalls 20
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 20 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 30
Anchorage Moose 16 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 21
Tacoma Thunder 17 @ Chicago Fire 14
Antarctica Penguin Poppers 14 @ Nassau Sea Wolves 33
Norway Knights 29 @ Freiburg Venom 23
Scranton Papermakers 31 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 41
Hanoi Viet Kongs 16 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 13
Indianapolis Predators 32 @ Phoenix Rattlers 25

WEEK 11 (Fri, July 30th)
Richmond Flying Squirrels 26 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 21
Providence Patricias 19 @ Indianapolis Predators 20
Reykjavík Direwolves 26 @ South Africa Woolly Mammoths 31
Little Rock Uni Royals 24 @ Norway Knights 37
Nassau Sea Wolves 35 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 33
Anchorage Moose 20 @ Tacoma Thunder 0
Egypt Starfalls 14 @ Freiburg Venom 33
Chicago Fire 27 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 20
Antarctica Penguin Poppers 21 @ Rocket City Trash Pandas 41
Phoenix Rattlers 27 @ Scranton Papermakers 23

WEEK 12 (Mon, August 2nd)
Egypt Starfalls 19 @ Indianapolis Predators 23
Norway Knights 26 @ Chicago Fire 23
Hanoi Viet Kongs 30 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 23
Phoenix Rattlers 34 @ Nassau Sea Wolves 31
Rocket City Trash Pandas 16 @ Scranton Papermakers 33
Tacoma Thunder 23 @ South Africa Woolly Mammoths 36
Lancaster Fighting Amish 25 @ Providence Patricias 24
Freiburg Venom 15 @ Anchorage Moose 17*
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 35 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 36
Richmond Flying Squirrels 16 @ Antarctica Penguin Poppers 21
*Moon international game

WEEK 13 (Thu, August 5th)
Little Rock Uni Royals 36 @ Egypt Starfalls 30
Norway Knights 19 @ Anchorage Moose 30
Freiburg Venom 25 @ Phoenix Rattlers 30
Lancaster Fighting Amish 31 @ Nassau Sea Wolves 34
Hanoi Viet Kongs 24 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 13
Reykjavík Direwolves 29 @ Tacoma Thunder 16
Scranton Papermakers 26 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 16
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 26 @ Providence Patricias 27
Antarctica Penguin Poppers 17 @ Chicago Fire 22
Indianapolis Predators 14 @ Rocket City Trash Pandas 19

WEEK 14 (Sun, August 8th)
Rocket City Trash Pandas 19 @ Freiburg Venom 24
Nassau Sea Wolves 25 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 22
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 31 @ Norway Knights 24
Phoenix Rattlers 20 @ South Africa Woolly Mammoths 23
Reykjavík Direwolves 37 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 20
Tacoma Thunder 30 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 27
Chicago Fire 17 @ Egypt Starfalls 27*
Anchorage Moose 20 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 29
Indianapolis Predators 23 @ Antarctica Penguin Poppers 21
Providence Patricias 24 @ Scranton Papermakers 17
*Atlantic Ocean international game

WEEK 15 (Wed, August 11th)
Freiburg Venom 17 @ Indianapolis Predators 27
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 27 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 20
Tacoma Thunder 17 @ Anchorage Moose 24
Providence Patricias 23 @ Phoenix Rattlers 27
Rocket City Trash Pandas 21 @ Norway Knights 27
Egypt Starfalls 31 @ Antarctica Penguin Poppers 17
Chicago Fire 27 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 37
Scranton Papermakers 19 @ Nassau Sea Wolves 20
Lancaster Fighting Amish 20 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 23
Richmond Flying Squirrels 20 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 26

WEEK 16 (Sat, August 14th)
Norway Knights 27 @ Tacoma Thunder 30
Indianapolis Predators 31 @ Scranton Papermakers 16
Nassau Sea Wolves 21 @ Providence Patricias 24
Phoenix Rattlers 26 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 10
Egypt Starfalls 23 @ Rocket City Trash Pandas 28
Little Rock Uni Royals 33 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 31
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 36 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 21
Antarctica Penguin Poppers 22 @ Freiburg Venom 43
Hanoi Viet Kongs 13 @ South Africa Woolly Mammoths 27
Anchorage Moose 27 @ Chicago Fire 19

DIVISIONAL PLAYOFFS (Tue, August 17th)
Reykjavík Direwolves 23 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 29
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 31 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 27
Phoenix Rattlers 26 @ Nassau Sea Wolves 13
Rocket City Trash Pandas 16 @ Indianapolis Predators 30

CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS (Fri, August 20th)
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 39 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 28
Phoenix Rattlers 19 @ Indianapolis Predators 20

ALL-STAR BOWL XIX (Sun, August 22nd)
Cheesy All-Stars 27 vs Salsa All-Stars 30

TACO BOWL XXII (Mon, August 23rd)
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 23 vs Indianapolis Predators 30

[TheKillerNacho]

@Tk3 @MookieMonstah @RuskieTitan @ravens5520 @JoshstraDaymus
@Scoundrel @rackcs @Glen @Malfatron @WideRight
@wwhickok @YoungBucs15 @swoosh @Scalamania @bucsfan333
@EaglesPeteC @The Orca @RandyMossIsBoss @SirA1 @El Ramster

Welcome to Season 22 of the NSFL!

You have until Monday, May 31st to renew interest in the league. If you are no longer interesting in owning your team, please let me know ASAP so a replacement can be found swiftly. Keepers are due the following Monday, June 7th with the draft beginning two days later. For those new to the league, as this is a summer season, incoming rookies are legal this time! However, any players who have retired in the offseason are no longer eligible and have been removed from your rosters (let me know if I missed anyone!).

 

Thanks guys!

[Glen]

I must say I am excited to come back and 

[Glen]

Matt Ryan 4 Antonio Brown 7 David Bahktari 10 Tre White 13 Budda Baker 15 Justin Simmons 17 Melvin Ingram 20

Justin Houston & Everson Griffen can be had for cheap

[MookieMonstah]

@TheKillerNacho I am in 

[RuskieTitan]

[MookieMonstah]

WR: Cooper Kupp (LAR)
OLB: Fred Warner (SF)
MLB: Deion Jones (ATL)
CB: Stephon Gilmore (NE), Marcus Peters (BAL)
 

All available for draft picks

[EaglesPeteC]

 

My Keepers so far:

Tannehill- 4

McCaffrey- 7

Allen Robinson- 10

Chase Young (R)- 11

Brian Burns- 14

 

I can only keep 2 out of these 3 players. I will trade who I get the best offer for and keep the other 2.

WR- DJ Moore

CB- Chris Harris Jr

CB- Denzel Ward

 

Everyone else on my roster can be had for cheap if you want to ensure you get them on your roster before the draft. This includes:

RB Austin Ekeler

TE Rob Gronkowski

DE/DT- Calais Campbell (2 tags)

LB- Isaiah Simmons (1 tag)

S Antoine Winfield (1 tag)

 

[Scoundrel]

Yerp

[Malfatron]

Dak Prescott - 4

zeke - 7

Cox - 9

Demario Davis - 11

Jalen ramsey - 14

Jarvis Landry - 17

Marcus A Williams - 19

Antonio Gibson - 20

 

 

 

[swoosh]

Back.

Brandon Graham, Grady Jarrett, Sheldon Richardson, Casey Heyward, Kendall Fuller, Robert Woods, K.J. Wright, Jessie Bates, and Jeffery Simmons (1 tag) available. 

[Scoundrel]

Come get you moose meat 

[rackcs]

I'll be back. Team is open and available, anyone can be had for draft picks potentially.

Also what is the process like if I want to relocate? I actually like the team name and stuff so I might not but just wondering what my options are.

Edited May 24, 2021 by rackcs

[Tk3]

I'll be back for another postseason disappointment

Early Keepers

• (4) Lamar Jackson
• (3) Saquon Barkley
• (3) Keenan Allen
• (1) Tristan Wirfs
• (3) Za'Darius Smith

Noteworthy players available

• Garrett Bolles
• Terran Armstead
• Brandon Brooks
• Stephon Tuitt
• Devin McCourty
• Kareem Jackson
• Anthony Harris
• Brandin Cooks
• Maxx Crosby
• Tags (potentially anywhere from 1 to 6 available)

Looking for

• Early picks
• Elite WR

Edited May 24, 2021 by Tk3

[TheKillerNacho]

21 minutes ago, rackcs said:

I'll be back. Team is open and available, anyone can be had for draft picks potentially.

Also what is the process like if I want to relocate? I actually like the team name and stuff so I might not but just wondering what my options are.

outlined here:

2 hours ago, TheKillerNacho said:

Lastly, a Team has a Stadium. Your Stadium can be submitted and changed at any time during the off-season (defined as any time after the Taco Bowl, but before the first game of the next season is played). Editable Stadium settings are as follows:

• Stadium Name (default: Team's stadium): The Stadium's name. Has no effect on the Simulation, obviously.
• Stadium Type (default: Random): There are five types of stadiums you can choose from - Outdoor Grass, Outdoor Turf, Outdoor Dirt, Dome*, and Retractable Roof. The difference between Grass and Turf have very minor affects in the simulation engine, but in poor weather, a Grass field tends to become harder to play on. Dirt fields are a bit harder to play on for all players, and in the rain turn into muddy fields which can cause some significant problems. A Retractable Roof stadium usually behaves like an Outdoor Turf stadium, except in increment weather where it behaves like a Dome stadium (most of the time... sometimes the roof gets stuck open!).
• Timezone (default: Random): There are six timezones one can choose from: East Coast, Central, Mountain, Pacific, Europe, Asia, and Obscure (reserved for locations that don't fit into any category). Teams will be disadvantaged when playing in other time zones, with greater weight depending on the difference of distance. It is encouraged that you set the timezone to the location your team is located. For overseas teams, select Asia or Europe depending on which is closer.
• Temperature (max: 100, min: 0, default: Random): Temperature of the location of the stadium. A high number means that the stadium is in a HOT place (Like Ecuador). A low number means the stadium is in a COLD place (Like Alaska). Your team's ability to play in bad weather depends on their home location (a warm-weather team will have a hard time playing in really cold weather, and vice-versa).
• Precipitation (max: 100, min: 0, default: Random): Amount of precipitation the location typically gets. A high number means that there is a high chance of precipitation. A low chance means there is a very low chance of precipitation (like you live in a desert or something).
• Wind (max: 100, min: 0, default: Random): How windy your location is. The higher the number, the greater chance of windy conditions come game-time!

*For Dome stadiums, please still include Temperature, Precipitation, and Wind data for the LOCATION of where your Stadium is built, even though these factors are not releavant for games played at your stadium. These values still affect how well your team can play in bad weather at other stadiums.

In addition, teams may submit to me a 80x90 logo and a 22x95 endzone graphic for use in the Game Simulations to make them more visually pleasing. If you aren't skilled in image editing, you can still post something and I'll resize it as best I can. Also, you may select two team colors and of course your team's name! If you don't submit anything, I reserve the right to make them myself. I make most endzone logos myself, and most people seem pleased with the results.

A sample endzone image looks like this:

I allow relocations to any real world place (team name may be a popular nickname of the area like "Motor City" instead of "Detroit").

But basically, relocating is as simple as telling me your new name and team colors, a logo you want to use (optionally a endzone image as well... I can make a simple one for you if you wish), and stadium settings.