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30 minutes ago, EaglesPeteC said:

Let’s get off mother’s because I just got off yours 

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Well this is awkward. Off you say? I was never on just in your mother...’s heart!

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1 hour ago, Tk3 said:

It's a huge challenge to calibrate the fact that there is the same player pool spread over 20 teams instead of 32 teams. So everyone feels stacked.

The real question is HOW stacked are you in comparison to others.

I think that's a two team division and a big gap to 3rd place

S22 Josh Allen NSFL =/= Josh Allen 2020 NFL just yet. The Rattlers I think are a step behind their usual .500 selves after trading Diggs

Just my 2 cents

Really good point. I'll have to get used to that.

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11 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

Really good point. I'll have to get used to that.

I'm still not used to it after nearly 20 seasons

I like to think I have a decent beat on who will be good or bad, but without fail there are 1 or 2 teams every season who I am incredibly off on

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Power rankings

1. Little Rock Uni Royals

Having only looked at this squad and no other squad, it’s safe to say they’re the best.

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Now, to be fair. They are also the worst, I’m not denying that.

But they are the best.

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2 hours ago, EaglesPeteC said:

There is a former Trash Panda that was shockingly not drafted that would be a significant sim upgrade for at least 5 or 6 teams. 
 

Just sayin 🤷‍♀️

I prefer to let the stench wear off for at least a year

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Malfs Subjective Power Rankings

 

1. Rio Pirates

hard to bet against the defending champ

 

2. Venom

brought the successful band back together

 

3. Direwolves

has a really good core

4. Predators

nice job on the haul there

5. Flying Squirrels

a lot of impact players

 

6. Sea Wolves

offense and defense should be strong

7. Mammoths

should easily contend for a WC playoff loss

8. Starfalls

some character issues on the team, but since they arent nerfed he should be good

9. Trash Pandas

offensive should be really good. defensive has question marks

10. Uni Royals

see number 9 but reverse it

11. Rattlers

this could be a boom or bust team

 

12. Knights

great core, and the rest overacheiving castoffs

13. Patricias

did a great job in rebuilding the worst team last year

14. papermakers

can josh allen take the next step? since his stats didnt change, likely no

 

15. Viet Kongs

some really fun players, but burrow might be a year away

 

16. Thunder

Aaron Rodgers thought he was unhappy on the packers

 

17. Moose

the team built for the future

18. Fire

Jimmy Garropo-no

19. Amish

could be a future threat with Lance

 

20. Poppers

lol Carr

 

ok ready for w1 @TheKillerNacho

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10 is just #2 in binary

or it could be #1 if we treat the 0 as nothing

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6 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

Malfs Subjective Power Rankings

 

1. Rio Pirates

hard to bet against the defending champ

 

2. Venom

brought the successful band back together

 

3. Direwolves

has a really good core

4. Predators

nice job on the haul there

5. Flying Squirrels

a lot of impact players

 

6. Sea Wolves

offense and defense should be strong

7. Mammoths

should easily contend for a WC playoff loss

8. Starfalls

some character issues on the team, but since they arent nerfed he should be good

9. Trash Pandas

offensive should be really good. defensive has question marks

10. Uni Royals

see number 9 but reverse it

11. Rattlers

this could be a boom or bust team

 

12. Knights

great core, and the rest overacheiving castoffs

13. Patricias

did a great job in rebuilding the worst team last year

14. papermakers

can josh allen take the next step? since his stats didnt change, likely no

 

15. Viet Kongs

some really fun players, but burrow might be a year away

 

16. Thunder

Aaron Rodgers thought he was unhappy on the packers

 

17. Moose

the team built for the future

18. Fire

Jimmy Garropo-no

19. Amish

could be a future threat with Lance

 

20. Poppers

lol Carr

 

ok ready for w1 @TheKillerNacho

I mostly agree

I don't have the Predators nearly as high (I have them around the middle of the pack), but the other members of your top 6 are my top 5

I think the Amish are the LOLteam, not the Poppers. 

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5 minutes ago, Tk3 said:

I mostly agree

I don't have the Predators nearly as high (I have them around the middle of the pack), but the other members of your top 6 are my top 5

I think the Amish are the LOLteam, not the Poppers. 

I cant pass up a chance to crack on Carr after what you guys put me through last year

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1 minute ago, EaglesPeteC said:

The @Malfatrondisrespect is real here……returned or improved upon the #1 ranked defense from last season but it “has question marks”

That analysis had the most question marks 

I have you on the edge of the top 5

I think 9 is disrespectful for you also

To have you below Momo is..... interesting

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9 minutes ago, Tk3 said:

I mostly agree

I don't have the Predators nearly as high (I have them around the middle of the pack), but the other members of your top 6 are my top 5

I think the Amish are the LOLteam, not the Poppers. 

 

Just now, Tk3 said:

I have you on the edge of the top 5

I think 9 is disrespectful for you also

To have you below Momo is..... interesting

 

56 minutes ago, Tk3 said:

I'm still not used to it after nearly 20 seasons

I like to think I have a decent beat on who will be good or bad, but without fail there are 1 or 2 teams every season who I am incredibly off on

 

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