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38 minutes ago, TheKillerNacho said:

"OL is worthless. FB is worthless. TE blocking is worthless. Running the ball to rest my receivers is worthless. Why is my offense struggling???"*

 

* Aimed at no one in particular.

 

2 hours ago, Scalamania said:

GG

Someone on your team needs to retire immediately 🤣

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Early pwny this week

Team PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA OR DR LUCK
Rocket City Trash Pandas 12.269 5 1 0.833 35 174 139 2 6 0.399
Hanoi Viet Kongs 12.099 6 0 1.000 30 156 126 10 1 1.463
Little Rock Uni Royals 11.502 4 2 0.667 25 154 129 11 3 -0.313
Indianapolis Predators 11.219 3 3 0.500 22 148 126 14 1 -1.207
Phoenix Rattlers 10.664 3 3 0.500 18 147 129 15 3 -0.999
Norway Knights 10.637 5 1 0.833 20 165 145 4 7 1.011
Egypt Starfalls 10.402 4 2 0.667 16 145 129 16 3 0.099
Reykjavík Direwolves 10.150 4 2 0.667 16 162 146 7 8 0.194
Providence Patricias 9.282 3 3 0.500 10 169 159 3 10 -0.481
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 9.188 3 3 0.500 9 164 155 5 9 -0.445
Scranton Papermakers 8.523 3 3 0.500 4 164 160 5 12 -0.196
Nassau Sea Wolves 8.263 4 2 0.667 2 162 160 7 12 0.901
Freiburg Venom 7.087 3 3 0.500 -8 181 189 1 20 0.342
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 6.834 2 4 0.333 -9 158 167 9 17 -0.563
Anchorage Moose 6.670 2 4 0.333 -10 153 163 12 15 -0.501
Chicago Fire 5.183 2 4 0.333 -21 141 162 17 14 0.057
Antarctica Penguin Poppers 4.735 1 5 0.167 -27 152 179 13 19 -0.776
Richmond Flying Squirrels 3.662 2 4 0.333 -34 132 166 18 16 0.627
Tacoma Thunder 3.494 1 5 0.167 -34 125 159 19 10 -0.310
Lancaster Fighting Amish 1.378 0 6 0.000 -64 114 178 20 18 -0.517

 

Div PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA
Yellow 9.026 16 14 0.533 38 800 762
Green 8.000 15 15 0.500 0 774 774
Red 7.500 15 15 0.500 -18 754 772
Blue 7.434 14 16 0.467 -20 738 758

 

  • Division records are fairly balanced, but so far Yellow has clearly been the superior division based on point differential/pwny
  • Pandas at Royals is a strong matchup between #1 and #3 pwny and co-GOTW
  • Knights at Kongs also co-GOTW, best records matching up
  • Predators at Venom pits the #1 offense against the #1 defense
  • Thunder and Amish pit #19 against #20
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Just now, swoosh said:

Beat the #1 team in week 1 and then tumbled. A tragic story. 

I haven't looked at your schedule, but I think the crowded field could work in your benefit since teams will knock each other off

It's actually worse when the conference is top heavy/bottom heavy like I perceive red/blue to be, because those top teams are more likely to hit the 10 win mark at the expense of the 3 win teams and its harder for them to sneak in at 9-7 if that's where you wind up.

Will be interesting to watch, but I wouldn't give up hope yet

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Just now, Tk3 said:

I haven't looked at your schedule, but I think the crowded field could work in your benefit since teams will knock each other off

It's actually worse when the conference is top heavy/bottom heavy like I perceive red/blue to be, because those top teams are more likely to hit the 10 win mark at the expense of the 3 win teams and its harder for them to sneak in at 9-7 if that's where you wind up.

Will be interesting to watch, but I wouldn't give up hope yet

You're 100% right. As bad as it has been, I'm only two games back from 1st in my division. And I play them this week. 

I just have to be dramatic to fit in. But I'm also serious. What the hell is wrong with my team?

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2 minutes ago, swoosh said:

You're 100% right. As bad as it has been, I'm only two games back from 1st in my division. And I play them this week. 

I just have to be dramatic to fit in. But I'm also serious. What the hell is wrong with my team?

I would like to tell you but I am no longer part of this league, sorry. 

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Random observation from the pwny's - I'm not surprised with the Venom being where they're at. I know a lot of people ranked them high, but I never saw it. Not trying to dig anyone, I just didn't see even a top 10 team from a roster talent standpoint. King Henry is a monster, but the rest of the roster leaves a lot to be desired IMO. 

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19 minutes ago, Tk3 said:

Early pwny this week

Team PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA OR DR LUCK
Rocket City Trash Pandas 12.269 5 1 0.833 35 174 139 2 6 0.399
Hanoi Viet Kongs 12.099 6 0 1.000 30 156 126 10 1 1.463
Little Rock Uni Royals 11.502 4 2 0.667 25 154 129 11 3 -0.313
Indianapolis Predators 11.219 3 3 0.500 22 148 126 14 1 -1.207
Phoenix Rattlers 10.664 3 3 0.500 18 147 129 15 3 -0.999
Norway Knights 10.637 5 1 0.833 20 165 145 4 7 1.011
Egypt Starfalls 10.402 4 2 0.667 16 145 129 16 3 0.099
Reykjavík Direwolves 10.150 4 2 0.667 16 162 146 7 8 0.194
Providence Patricias 9.282 3 3 0.500 10 169 159 3 10 -0.481
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 9.188 3 3 0.500 9 164 155 5 9 -0.445
Scranton Papermakers 8.523 3 3 0.500 4 164 160 5 12 -0.196
Nassau Sea Wolves 8.263 4 2 0.667 2 162 160 7 12 0.901
Freiburg Venom 7.087 3 3 0.500 -8 181 189 1 20 0.342
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 6.834 2 4 0.333 -9 158 167 9 17 -0.563
Anchorage Moose 6.670 2 4 0.333 -10 153 163 12 15 -0.501
Chicago Fire 5.183 2 4 0.333 -21 141 162 17 14 0.057
Antarctica Penguin Poppers 4.735 1 5 0.167 -27 152 179 13 19 -0.776
Richmond Flying Squirrels 3.662 2 4 0.333 -34 132 166 18 16 0.627
Tacoma Thunder 3.494 1 5 0.167 -34 125 159 19 10 -0.310
Lancaster Fighting Amish 1.378 0 6 0.000 -64 114 178 20 18 -0.517

 

Div PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA
Yellow 9.026 16 14 0.533 38 800 762
Green 8.000 15 15 0.500 0 774 774
Red 7.500 15 15 0.500 -18 754 772
Blue 7.434 14 16 0.467 -20 738 758

 

  • Division records are fairly balanced, but so far Yellow has clearly been the superior division based on point differential/pwny
  • Pandas at Royals is a strong matchup between #1 and #3 pwny and co-GOTW
  • Knights at Kongs also co-GOTW, best records matching up
  • Predators at Venom pits the #1 offense against the #1 defense
  • Thunder and Amish pit #19 against #20

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14 minutes ago, swoosh said:

Random observation from the pwny's - I'm not surprised with the Venom being where they're at. I know a lot of people ranked them high, but I never saw it. Not trying to dig anyone, I just didn't see even a top 10 team from a roster talent standpoint. King Henry is a monster, but the rest of the roster leaves a lot to be desired IMO. 

They will still find a way to sweep me this year 

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15 minutes ago, swoosh said:

Random observation from the pwny's - I'm not surprised with the Venom being where they're at. I know a lot of people ranked them high, but I never saw it. Not trying to dig anyone, I just didn't see even a top 10 team from a roster talent standpoint. King Henry is a monster, but the rest of the roster leaves a lot to be desired IMO. 

I feel the same a little bit about the Kongs this year (although they already took me down once)

It's a good team, but I have a hard time seeing them as a top, top team

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