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Tom Brady [9 GS]: 214/337 (63.50%, 102.84 Rating) for 2,649 yards, 19 touchdowns, 3 interceptions. 14 carries for 19 yards (1.36 YPC, 7 LNG), 0 touchdowns.

 

Patrick Mahomes [9 GS]: 212/331 (64.05%, 105.10 Rating) for 2,744 yards, 20 touchdowns, 4 interceptions. 22 carries for 103 yards (4.68 YPC, 18 LNG), 3 touchdowns.

 

The young calf vs the old bull

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1 minute ago, MookieMonstah said:

Tom Brady [9 GS]: 214/337 (63.50%, 102.84 Rating) for 2,649 yards, 19 touchdowns, 3 interceptions. 14 carries for 19 yards (1.36 YPC, 7 LNG), 0 touchdowns.

 

Patrick Mahomes [9 GS]: 212/331 (64.05%, 105.10 Rating) for 2,744 yards, 20 touchdowns, 4 interceptions. 22 carries for 103 yards (4.68 YPC, 18 LNG), 3 touchdowns.

 

The young calf vs the old bull

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May have been slightly intoxicated last night while posting.

No Regerts tho 

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8 hours ago, Tk3 said:

I want Big Ben to have an awful NFL season, then I want some fool to draft Big Ben, then I want to see Big Ben put up the most awful start to an NSFL season in league history, then I want to see Big Ben get benched. Then I want to go back to the statpage every so often, and reflect with satisfaction, the atrocity of the Big Ben S23 statline

That is the place in the NSFL I want Big Ben to have

Funny enough, this almost begins to describe S22...

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7 hours ago, MookieMonstah said:

Tom Brady [9 GS]: 214/337 (63.50%, 102.84 Rating) for 2,649 yards, 19 touchdowns, 3 interceptions. 14 carries for 19 yards (1.36 YPC, 7 LNG), 0 touchdowns.

 

Patrick Mahomes [9 GS]: 212/331 (64.05%, 105.10 Rating) for 2,744 yards, 20 touchdowns, 4 interceptions. 22 carries for 103 yards (4.68 YPC, 18 LNG), 3 touchdowns.

 

The young calf vs the old bull

Brady is having himself a strong season.

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Team PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA OR DR LUCK
Indianapolis Predators 12.874 6 3 0.667 60 256 196 2 1 -1.242
Rocket City Trash Pandas 12.262 7 2 0.778 50 249 199 6 3 0.103
Hanoi Viet Kongs 11.354 8 1 0.889 36 232 196 11 1 1.613
Little Rock Uni Royals 10.920 6 3 0.667 32 238 206 10 4 -0.143
Phoenix Rattlers 9.979 5 4 0.556 21 231 210 12 6 -0.613
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 9.892 5 4 0.556 22 253 231 3 9 -0.564
Nassau Sea Wolves 9.907 7 2 0.778 22 251 229 4 8 1.427
Reykjavík Direwolves 9.227 6 3 0.667 14 247 233 8 11 0.810
Providence Patricias 9.129 4 5 0.444 13 249 236 6 12 -1.135
Egypt Starfalls 8.995 5 4 0.556 10 217 207 14 5 -0.060
Norway Knights 8.981 5 4 0.556 10 220 210 13 6 -0.052
Scranton Papermakers 7.653 4 5 0.444 -4 242 246 9 14 -0.305
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 8.157 3 6 0.333 2 271 269 1 20 -1.588
Freiburg Venom 7.175 4 5 0.444 -10 251 261 4 17 -0.036
Anchorage Moose 6.408 4 5 0.444 -17 215 232 15 10 0.395
Chicago Fire 4.770 3 6 0.333 -37 211 248 17 15 0.317
Antarctica Penguin Poppers 4.724 2 7 0.222 -38 213 251 16 16 -0.657
Richmond Flying Squirrels 3.507 3 6 0.333 -52 192 244 19 13 1.027
Tacoma Thunder 3.341 2 7 0.222 -58 203 261 18 17 0.120
Lancaster Fighting Amish 2.223 1 8 0.111 -76 185 261 20 17 -0.251

 

Div PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA
Yellow 9.316 24 21 0.533 72 1186 1114
Green 8.000 23 22 0.511 0 1165 1165
Red 7.964 23 22 0.511 -2 1188 1190
Blue 6.689 20 25 0.444 -70 1087 1157

 

Yellow teams really feeling themselves right now, and Blue div is what we thought they were

Everyone was right about the Predators. They didn't technically go last in pwny, but this is pretty close to a worst-to-first proposition

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9 minutes ago, Tk3 said:

 

Team PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA OR DR LUCK
Indianapolis Predators 12.874 6 3 0.667 60 256 196 2 1 -1.242
Rocket City Trash Pandas 12.262 7 2 0.778 50 249 199 6 3 0.103
Hanoi Viet Kongs 11.354 8 1 0.889 36 232 196 11 1 1.613
Little Rock Uni Royals 10.920 6 3 0.667 32 238 206 10 4 -0.143
Phoenix Rattlers 9.979 5 4 0.556 21 231 210 12 6 -0.613
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 9.892 5 4 0.556 22 253 231 3 9 -0.564
Nassau Sea Wolves 9.907 7 2 0.778 22 251 229 4 8 1.427
Reykjavík Direwolves 9.227 6 3 0.667 14 247 233 8 11 0.810
Providence Patricias 9.129 4 5 0.444 13 249 236 6 12 -1.135
Egypt Starfalls 8.995 5 4 0.556 10 217 207 14 5 -0.060
Norway Knights 8.981 5 4 0.556 10 220 210 13 6 -0.052
Scranton Papermakers 7.653 4 5 0.444 -4 242 246 9 14 -0.305
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 8.157 3 6 0.333 2 271 269 1 20 -1.588
Freiburg Venom 7.175 4 5 0.444 -10 251 261 4 17 -0.036
Anchorage Moose 6.408 4 5 0.444 -17 215 232 15 10 0.395
Chicago Fire 4.770 3 6 0.333 -37 211 248 17 15 0.317
Antarctica Penguin Poppers 4.724 2 7 0.222 -38 213 251 16 16 -0.657
Richmond Flying Squirrels 3.507 3 6 0.333 -52 192 244 19 13 1.027
Tacoma Thunder 3.341 2 7 0.222 -58 203 261 18 17 0.120
Lancaster Fighting Amish 2.223 1 8 0.111 -76 185 261 20 17 -0.251

 

 

Div PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA
Yellow 9.316 24 21 0.533 72 1186 1114
Green 8.000 23 22 0.511 0 1165 1165
Red 7.964 23 22 0.511 -2 1188 1190
Blue 6.689 20 25 0.444 -70 1087 1157

 

Yellow teams really feeling themselves right now, and Blue div is what we thought they were

Everyone was right about the Predators. They didn't technically go last in pwny, but this is pretty close to a worst-to-first proposition

If it was explained, I apologize: how is the "LUCK" rating determined?

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2 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

If it was explained, I apologize: how is the "LUCK" rating determined?

Luck is basically the difference between what your actual record is, and what the pwny calculation says your record should be

If at the end of the season your record was 9-7, but you had a pwny of 7.9, it would mean you are lucky by 1.1 games

In this case, Ruskie is 3-6, but based on his pwny he should be doing better so he’s unlucky 

Anything between -1 and +1 is pretty fair and standard. Anything beyond -2 and +2 is where you are notably lucky or unlucky

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Just now, Tk3 said:

Luck is basically the difference between what your actual record is, and what the pwny calculation says your record should be

If at the end of the season your record was 9-7, but you had a pwny of 7.9, it would mean you are lucky by 1.1 games

In this case, Ruskie is 3-6, but based on his pwny he should be doing better so he’s unlucky 

Anything between -1 and +1 is pretty fair and standard. Anything beyond -2 and +2 is where you are notably lucky or unlucky

Very interesting. Thank you.

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I believe @swoosh pretty recently had the #1 or #2 team and played for his playoff life in week 16 with a luck rating below -2, but that sort of thing is exceedingly rare

rng is real, but it usually balances out fairly well over the course of a season

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Just now, Tk3 said:

I believe @swoosh pretty recently had the #1 or #2 team and played for his playoff life in week 16 with a luck rating below -2, but that sort of thing is exceedingly rare

rng is real, but it usually balances out fairly well over the course of a season

Might have been the season he won the whole thing 

Imagine if he lost week 16 in another close game

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On 6/29/2021 at 8:03 PM, Tk3 said:

I mostly agree

I don't have the Predators nearly as high (I have them around the middle of the pack), but the other members of your top 6 are my top 5

I think the Amish are the LOLteam, not the Poppers. 

 

24 minutes ago, Tk3 said:

 

Team PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA OR DR LUCK
Indianapolis Predators 12.874 6 3 0.667 60 256 196 2 1 -1.242
Rocket City Trash Pandas 12.262 7 2 0.778 50 249 199 6 3 0.103
Hanoi Viet Kongs 11.354 8 1 0.889 36 232 196 11 1 1.613
Little Rock Uni Royals 10.920 6 3 0.667 32 238 206 10 4 -0.143
Phoenix Rattlers 9.979 5 4 0.556 21 231 210 12 6 -0.613
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 9.892 5 4 0.556 22 253 231 3 9 -0.564
Nassau Sea Wolves 9.907 7 2 0.778 22 251 229 4 8 1.427
Reykjavík Direwolves 9.227 6 3 0.667 14 247 233 8 11 0.810
Providence Patricias 9.129 4 5 0.444 13 249 236 6 12 -1.135
Egypt Starfalls 8.995 5 4 0.556 10 217 207 14 5 -0.060
Norway Knights 8.981 5 4 0.556 10 220 210 13 6 -0.052
Scranton Papermakers 7.653 4 5 0.444 -4 242 246 9 14 -0.305
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 8.157 3 6 0.333 2 271 269 1 20 -1.588
Freiburg Venom 7.175 4 5 0.444 -10 251 261 4 17 -0.036
Anchorage Moose 6.408 4 5 0.444 -17 215 232 15 10 0.395
Chicago Fire 4.770 3 6 0.333 -37 211 248 17 15 0.317
Antarctica Penguin Poppers 4.724 2 7 0.222 -38 213 251 16 16 -0.657
Richmond Flying Squirrels 3.507 3 6 0.333 -52 192 244 19 13 1.027
Tacoma Thunder 3.341 2 7 0.222 -58 203 261 18 17 0.120
Lancaster Fighting Amish 2.223 1 8 0.111 -76 185 261 20 17 -0.251

 

 

Div PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA
Yellow 9.316 24 21 0.533 72 1186 1114
Green 8.000 23 22 0.511 0 1165 1165
Red 7.964 23 22 0.511 -2 1188 1190
Blue 6.689 20 25 0.444 -70 1087 1157

 

Yellow teams really feeling themselves right now, and Blue div is what we thought they were

Everyone was right about the Predators. They didn't technically go last in pwny, but this is pretty close to a worst-to-first proposition

almost everyone

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On 6/29/2021 at 7:55 PM, Malfatron said:

Malfs Subjective Power Rankings

 

1. Rio Pirates

hard to bet against the defending champ

 

2. Venom

brought the successful band back together

 

3. Direwolves

has a really good core

4. Predators

nice job on the haul there

5. Flying Squirrels

a lot of impact players

 

6. Sea Wolves

offense and defense should be strong

7. Mammoths

should easily contend for a WC playoff loss

8. Starfalls

some character issues on the team, but since they arent nerfed he should be good

9. Trash Pandas

offensive should be really good. defensive has question marks

10. Uni Royals

see number 9 but reverse it

11. Rattlers

this could be a boom or bust team

 

12. Knights

great core, and the rest overacheiving castoffs

13. Patricias

did a great job in rebuilding the worst team last year

14. papermakers

can josh allen take the next step? since his stats didnt change, likely no

 

15. Viet Kongs

some really fun players, but burrow might be a year away

 

16. Thunder

Aaron Rodgers thought he was unhappy on the packers

 

17. Moose

the team built for the future

18. Fire

Jimmy Garropo-no

19. Amish

could be a future threat with Lance

 

20. Poppers

lol Carr

 

ok ready for w1 @TheKillerNacho

This is nsfl karma for you. i only lost to teams 15-20 so far on my preseason rankings


Tacoma Thunder 27 @ Norway Knights 25

Norway Knights 10 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 16

Chicago Fire 21 @ Norway Knights 20

Norway Knights 25 @ Antarctica Penguin Poppers 28

 

 


 



 

 

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6 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

almost everyone

lol, the unspoken point of my comment was that I was wrong and everyone was right

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1 minute ago, Tk3 said:

lol, the unspoken point of my comment was that I was wrong and everyone was right

did i just get "Thats the joke"'d?

im going back to bed

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