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Just now, Malfatron said:

This is nsfl karma for you. i only lost to teams 15-20 so far on my preseason rankings


Tacoma Thunder 27 @ Norway Knights 25

Norway Knights 10 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 16

Chicago Fire 21 @ Norway Knights 20

Norway Knights 25 @ Antarctica Penguin Poppers 28

this season has been wacky.. look how wrong you are on your top 5 (by pwny rankings)

13th, 14th, 8th, 1st, 18th

 

I believe my top 5 in some order were the same 4, minus Predators, and added in Nassau, so I did even worse at the top

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1 hour ago, Tk3 said:

 

Team PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA OR DR LUCK
Indianapolis Predators 12.874 6 3 0.667 60 256 196 2 1 -1.242
Rocket City Trash Pandas 12.262 7 2 0.778 50 249 199 6 3 0.103
Hanoi Viet Kongs 11.354 8 1 0.889 36 232 196 11 1 1.613
Little Rock Uni Royals 10.920 6 3 0.667 32 238 206 10 4 -0.143
Phoenix Rattlers 9.979 5 4 0.556 21 231 210 12 6 -0.613
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 9.892 5 4 0.556 22 253 231 3 9 -0.564
Nassau Sea Wolves 9.907 7 2 0.778 22 251 229 4 8 1.427
Reykjavík Direwolves 9.227 6 3 0.667 14 247 233 8 11 0.810
Providence Patricias 9.129 4 5 0.444 13 249 236 6 12 -1.135
Egypt Starfalls 8.995 5 4 0.556 10 217 207 14 5 -0.060
Norway Knights 8.981 5 4 0.556 10 220 210 13 6 -0.052
Scranton Papermakers 7.653 4 5 0.444 -4 242 246 9 14 -0.305
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 8.157 3 6 0.333 2 271 269 1 20 -1.588
Freiburg Venom 7.175 4 5 0.444 -10 251 261 4 17 -0.036
Anchorage Moose 6.408 4 5 0.444 -17 215 232 15 10 0.395
Chicago Fire 4.770 3 6 0.333 -37 211 248 17 15 0.317
Antarctica Penguin Poppers 4.724 2 7 0.222 -38 213 251 16 16 -0.657
Richmond Flying Squirrels 3.507 3 6 0.333 -52 192 244 19 13 1.027
Tacoma Thunder 3.341 2 7 0.222 -58 203 261 18 17 0.120
Lancaster Fighting Amish 2.223 1 8 0.111 -76 185 261 20 17 -0.251

 

 

Div PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA
Yellow 9.316 24 21 0.533 72 1186 1114
Green 8.000 23 22 0.511 0 1165 1165
Red 7.964 23 22 0.511 -2 1188 1190
Blue 6.689 20 25 0.444 -70 1087 1157

 

Yellow teams really feeling themselves right now, and Blue div is what we thought they were

Everyone was right about the Predators. They didn't technically go last in pwny, but this is pretty close to a worst-to-first proposition

Seems like I’m perpetually 4th in the Pwny.. I’ll take it given I expected 9-7 this year. 
 

BLUE DIVISION BEST DIVISION

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2 hours ago, Tk3 said:

 

Team PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA OR DR LUCK
Indianapolis Predators 12.874 6 3 0.667 60 256 196 2 1 -1.242
Rocket City Trash Pandas 12.262 7 2 0.778 50 249 199 6 3 0.103
Hanoi Viet Kongs 11.354 8 1 0.889 36 232 196 11 1 1.613
Little Rock Uni Royals 10.920 6 3 0.667 32 238 206 10 4 -0.143
Phoenix Rattlers 9.979 5 4 0.556 21 231 210 12 6 -0.613
South Africa Woolly Mammoths 9.892 5 4 0.556 22 253 231 3 9 -0.564
Nassau Sea Wolves 9.907 7 2 0.778 22 251 229 4 8 1.427
Reykjavík Direwolves 9.227 6 3 0.667 14 247 233 8 11 0.810
Providence Patricias 9.129 4 5 0.444 13 249 236 6 12 -1.135
Egypt Starfalls 8.995 5 4 0.556 10 217 207 14 5 -0.060
Norway Knights 8.981 5 4 0.556 10 220 210 13 6 -0.052
Scranton Papermakers 7.653 4 5 0.444 -4 242 246 9 14 -0.305
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 8.157 3 6 0.333 2 271 269 1 20 -1.588
Freiburg Venom 7.175 4 5 0.444 -10 251 261 4 17 -0.036
Anchorage Moose 6.408 4 5 0.444 -17 215 232 15 10 0.395
Chicago Fire 4.770 3 6 0.333 -37 211 248 17 15 0.317
Antarctica Penguin Poppers 4.724 2 7 0.222 -38 213 251 16 16 -0.657
Richmond Flying Squirrels 3.507 3 6 0.333 -52 192 244 19 13 1.027
Tacoma Thunder 3.341 2 7 0.222 -58 203 261 18 17 0.120
Lancaster Fighting Amish 2.223 1 8 0.111 -76 185 261 20 17 -0.251

 

 

Div PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA
Yellow 9.316 24 21 0.533 72 1186 1114
Green 8.000 23 22 0.511 0 1165 1165
Red 7.964 23 22 0.511 -2 1188 1190
Blue 6.689 20 25 0.444 -70 1087 1157

 

Yellow teams really feeling themselves right now, and Blue div is what we thought they were

Everyone was right about the Predators. They didn't technically go last in pwny, but this is pretty close to a worst-to-first proposition

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2 hours ago, Tk3 said:

I believe @swoosh pretty recently had the #1 or #2 team and played for his playoff life in week 16 with a luck rating below -2, but that sort of thing is exceedingly rare

rng is real, but it usually balances out fairly well over the course of a season

Yep, against Rammy and my old pal Kyler. 

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Have lost to the Predators, Trash Pandas, and Knights.

So it seems like championship is unlikely. But we shall see

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21 minutes ago, EaglesPeteC said:

I only lose to bad teams so playing Tammy’s team next week has me worried 

I only lose to bad teams too. That's why my record sucks. Nacho pinned me against all these crappy teams. 

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Just now, TheKillerNacho said:

Just to be sure, I didn't miss anything since I processed the last trade right? Karnage hasnt accepted yet?

I have so many mentions in mafia I can't tell if anyone tried to mention me here.

No sir... no confirmation from Karnage as of yet.

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8 minutes ago, TheKillerNacho said:

Just to be sure, I didn't miss anything since I processed the last trade right? Karnage hasnt accepted yet?

I have so many mentions in mafia I can't tell if anyone tried to mention me here.

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24 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

My early prediction for the nacho bowl

Uni Royals over Preds by 7

That would be ideal tbqh

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50 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

My early prediction for the nacho bowl

Uni Royals over Preds by 7

The Malf disrespect tour of the Trash Pandas continues 

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