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Just now, Malfatron said:

Uh oh...Xavien Howard requests trade from. the Starfalls!

 

 

Don't blame Howard one bit with the owner publicly coming out and announcing he's open to offers for him. 

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1 minute ago, swoosh said:

Don't blame Howard one bit with the owner publicly coming out and announcing he's open to offers for him. 

Also, Howard surely got upset when Egypt publically said that they have a fire deal in place to trade him to a better franchise, and then the Egypt owner fumbled the deal.

Feel bad for Xavien in all this

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On 7/12/2021 at 10:54 AM, Malfatron said:

So im bringing back the MER (Malf's efficiency rating)!

Stay tuned!

Formula:

( 10 x YPC (offense) + Passer Rating (offense) + 2 X Avg Pts/Game Scored) – (10 X OPP YPC (defense) + OPP Passer Rating (defense)+ 2 X OPP Avg Pts/Game)

I think we're all ready for the MER rankings and a look at week 11 games.

coming right up!

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2 hours ago, Malfatron said:

Also, Howard surely got upset when Egypt publically said that they have a fire deal in place to trade him to a better franchise, and then the Egypt owner fumbled the deal.

Feel bad for Xavien in all this


Xavien Howard Football GIF by Miami Dolphins

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52 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

I think we're all ready for the MER rankings and a look at week 11 games.

coming right up!

Can't wait to see how Jimmy Harbaugh and our close W last week affect the rankings. 

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MER after week 10

Tom Brady:

1. Indianapolis Predators 7-3 (144.51)

 

Peyton Mannings:

2. RC Trash Pandas 7-3 (90.49)

3. Hanoi Viet Kongs 9-1 (83.87)

4. Nassau Sea Wolves 8-2 (78.82)

5. Little Rock Uni Royals 7-3 (74.2)

6. Reykjavík Direwolves 7-3 (59.05)

 

Warren Moons:

7. Providence Patricias 5-5 (49.4)

8. Egypt Starfalls 6-4 (47.61)

9. Norway Knights 6-4 (35.73)

10. SA Woolly Mammoths 5-5 (28.78)

11. Rio de Janeiro Pirates 4-6 (26.06)

12. Phoenix Rattlers 5-5 (19.66)

 

Jay Cutlers:

13. Scranton Papermakers 4-6 (-37.12)

14. Freiburg Venom 4-6 (-37.17)

15. Anchorage Moose 4-6 (-46.16)

 

Mitch Trubiskies:

16. Chicago Fire 3-7 (-79.47)

17. Tacoma Thunder 3-7 (-120.55)

 

Ryan Leafs:

18.Antarctica Poppers 2-8 (-123.1)

19. Rich Flying Squirrels 3-7 (-126.89)

20. Lanc Fighting Amish 1-9 (-166.44)

 

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10 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

MER after week 10

Tom Brady:

1. Indianapolis Predators 7-3 (144.51)

 

Peyton Mannings:

2. RC Trash Pandas 7-3 (90.49)

3. Hanoi Viet Kongs 9-1 (83.87)

4. Nassau Sea Wolves 8-2 (78.82)

5. Little Rock Uni Royals 7-3 (74.2)

6. Reykjavík Direwolves 7-3 (59.05)

 

Warren Moons:

7. Providence Patricias 5-5 (49.4)

8. Egypt Starfalls 6-4 (47.61)

9. Norway Knights 6-4 (35.73)

10. SA Woolly Mammoths 5-5 (28.78)

11. Rio de Janeiro Pirates 4-6 (26.06)

12. Phoenix Rattlers 5-5 (19.66)

 

Jay Cutlers:

13. Scranton Papermakers 4-6 (-37.12)

14. Freiburg Venom 4-6 (-37.17)

15. Anchorage Moose 4-6 (-46.16)

 

Mitch Trubiskies:

16. Chicago Fire 3-7 (-79.47)

17. Tacoma Thunder 3-7 (-120.55)

 

Ryan Leafs:

18.Antarctica Poppers 2-8 (-123.1)

19. Rich Flying Squirrels 3-7 (-126.89)

20. Lanc Fighting Amish 1-9 (-166.44)

 

Dont you mean Ryan TanneGods?

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Heres how the playoffs would look if all chalk (according to my rankings) won the rest of the year. 

clearly this wont happen, but it gives a sense on how close it may be.

Cheezy:

1. Hanoi Viet Kongs 15-1

2. Little Rock Uni Royals 13-3

3. Reykjavík Direwolves 11-5

4. Norway Knights 10-6

just missed:

5. SA Woolly Mammoths 7-9

6. Anchorage Moose 7-9

7.  RJ Pirates 6-10

 

Based on schedule, the top 4 teams in this exact seeding seems very likely for Cheezy.

 

 

Salsa:

1. Nassau Sea Wolves 14-2

2. Indianapolis Predators 13-3

3. RC Trash Pandas 12-4

4. Egypt Starfalls 9-7

just missed:

5. Providence Patricias 9-7

6. Phoenix Rattlers 8-8

Salsa division is more exciting: the divisional race, battle for HFA, and playoffs in general. Big battle for the 4 seed

 

 

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