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6 minutes ago, El Ramster said:

Oh know I get it. But when someone says it’s dropped you kinda BELIVE them. 

have some fun here, buddy.

its supposed to be fun, right? :)

 

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Lets get some subjective Week 11 predictions in here!


Richmond Flying Squirrels @ Hanoi Viet Kongs

Contrary to some (one) opinion, RNG has been favorable to the Kongs.

Now, Richmond doesnt know the meaning of the word tank, having picked up Russell Wilson and all.

I say Wilson goes off this game, and torches a really good defense.

but the typical chicanary happens, and the Kongs get another close victory.

After the game, the Kongs owner bemoans the fact that they ran the ball on a 3rd and 7 once.

 

prediction: Kongs win 37-31

 


Providence Patricias @ Indianapolis Predators

Aaron Rodgers against the best team? We've seen this story before.

prediction: Predators win 42-35


Reykjavík Direwolves @ South Africa Woolly Mammoths

Nacho must have laid in the juice because heres another shootout.

Direwolves have enough firepower to go toe to toe with anyone, and they thwart Bradys herculean efforts.

Nobody is going to want a piece of the Direwolves in the playoffs, and a smart owner would be eyeing up that sweet sweet 4 seed.

This loss makes SA less of a threat here down the stretch

 

prediction: 40-34 OT


Little Rock Uni Royals @ Norway Knights

Good defensive game here as both teams have good secondary play this year and inconsistent qbs and anemic running games.

Royals go to tie it up late, but Lambo misses an XP for the loss.

 

prediction: Knights win 17-16


Nassau Sea Wolves @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates

 

Rio has a lot of heart. But theres no denying the Sea Wolves in this game, as they should be able to impose their will over Rios defense and control the game

 

prediction: Sea Wolves 27-10


Anchorage Moose @ Tacoma Thunder

Trevor vs Zach Wilson.

number 1 vs number 2 in the nfl draft.

And they are gonna bring it like everythings on the line, even though nothing is.

in the end, Koo is the difference maker.

 

prediction: Moose 40-37


Egypt Starfalls @ Freiburg Venom

Howard goes another game without an INT as the defense gets torched.

Howard begins his holdout as trade negotiations heat up.

 

prediction: Venom win 37-30


Chicago Fire @ Lancaster Fighting Amish

upset special! 

These teams really arent all that bad and are evenly matched. Both QBs will struggle, and the Amishs pretty tough run defense will be the deciding factor

 

prediction: Amish win 20-13


Antarctica Penguin Poppers @ Rocket City Trash Pandas

Poppers get popped. This is a LOCK.

RC rights the ship quite easily with this game

prediction: RC wins 38-17


Phoenix Rattlers @ Scranton Papermakers

Phoenix benched Cousins and started Baker. That didnt go so well either.

This feels like a very evenly matched team, which could go either way.

I got the Rattlers winning with a go ahead TD in the final minute


prediction: Rattlers 24-20

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Did Miles Sanders steal the RNG’s girlfriend? How is he this bad in the sim?

Miles Sanders [10 GS]: 93 carries for 353 yards (3.80 YPC, 22 LNG), 1 touchdown. 15 receptions for 164 yards (10.93 YPR, 20 LNG), 1 touchdown, 5 drops.
 

Miles Sanders [1 GS]: 5 returns for 19 yards (3.80 YPR, 19 LNG), 0 touchdowns.

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1 hour ago, EaglesPeteC said:

Did Miles Sanders steal the RNG’s girlfriend? How is he this bad in the sim?

Miles Sanders [10 GS]: 93 carries for 353 yards (3.80 YPC, 22 LNG), 1 touchdown. 15 receptions for 164 yards (10.93 YPR, 20 LNG), 1 touchdown, 5 drops.
 

Miles Sanders [1 GS]: 5 returns for 19 yards (3.80 YPR, 19 LNG), 0 touchdowns.

He was also terrible last year for me. 

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10 minutes ago, Scalamania said:

He was also terrible last year for me. 

I mean I get him not being good as an RB 1 in this sim but he’s done enough irl to be at least an effective RB 2…..

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13 minutes ago, EaglesPeteC said:

I mean I get him not being good as an RB 1 in this sim but he’s done enough irl to be at least an effective RB 2…..

I have an Austin Ekeler for you

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