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The NSFL is happy to announce that aside from one tragic accident, everyone else involved in the league is alive and well. Now, onto the games.

Egypt Starfalls @ Indianapolis Predators: https://youtu.be/RS3LwXTExPw
Norway Knights @ Chicago Fire: https://youtu.be/SDNRpRx0ACk
Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Reykjavík Direwolves: https://youtu.be/uUGFQv2QqvY
Phoenix Rattlers @ Nassau Sea Wolves: https://youtu.be/JaM8qDK7jLo
Rocket City Trash Pandas @ Scranton Papermakers: https://youtu.be/dqxeu7R9lGs
Tacoma Thunder @ South Africa Woolly Mammoths: https://youtu.be/TqtShIxBytM
Lancaster Fighting Amish @ Providence Patricias: https://youtu.be/_cXMA09inDE
Freiburg Venom @ Anchorage Moose: https://youtu.be/_uoxO2C2FLw
Rio de Janeiro Pirates @ Little Rock Uni Royals: https://youtu.be/pWVme27S3rE
Richmond Flying Squirrels @ Antarctica Penguin Poppers: https://youtu.be/KQ6ODoJGqJQ

GameDocs: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o9vFxS6MLZuEnYZQFZcrtF2m5XLNJusW?usp=sharing
Updated stats: https://thekillernacho.blogspot.com/2021/06/nsfl-season-22-detailed-statistics.html

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14 hours ago, Malfatron said:

Time again for my subjective gut feel on how the games play out

previous week record: 7-3

WEEK 12 (Mon, August 2nd)
Egypt Starfalls @ Indianapolis Predators

 

This should be a really good game against two teams in the playoff mix. 

The Starfalls have some playmakers on defense, but the Predators have been averaging 28 points per game, and i see that continuing. 

The Starfalls poor rushing attack (Per Rush: 3.99) does them in, but they are able to keep it close.

prediction: Predators win 28-25


Norway Knights @ Chicago Fire

The Knights give up the most passing yards in the NSFL. The Fire have one of the best passing attacks led by Jimmy G (??!!)

This makes for a shooutout since the Knights added some offensive pieces such as Amari Cooper, and Biotonio.

The Knights are trying out Chuck Clark, and inexplicably traded for Kyle Fuller off a terrible pirates defense.

This could start out rough, but the Knights ultimately overpower Chicago

prediction: Knights win 43-36


Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Reykjavík Direwolves

Game of the week!

I just have a bad feeling about this game for the Direwolves, a game where nothing goes right.

RNG + a really good Kongs defense yields a shutout.

prediction: Kongs win 29-0


Phoenix Rattlers @ Nassau Sea Wolves

The Seawolves have perhaps the most complete team in the nsfl.

The Rattlers dont have a good qb option. Kirk or Baker, neither one is gonna measure up as the Sea Wolves roll.

prediction: Sea Wolves win 35-10


Rocket City Trash Pandas @ Scranton Papermakers

This should be a squash match here. RC just needs to avoid a couple playmakers on the papermakers, and they should roll.

key stat

RC Passer Rating: 102.92

Scranton Passer Rating Allowed: 108.67

I predict JuJu Smith-Schuster will have a huge game

 

prediction: RC wins 42-17


Tacoma Thunder @ South Africa Woolly Mammoths

Zach Wilsons growing pains continue, but this time his team gets a couple FGs.

SA firmly announces they are here to stay in the playoff race

prediction: Mammoths win 29-6


Lancaster Fighting Amish @ Providence Patricias

upset special!

The Amish have some good dudes on defense and actually a pretty decent run and pass defense in terms of efficiency.

the pats secondary shakeup might tilt the tides for the Amish to get those law of averages and the win

prediction: Amish win 37-24


Freiburg Venom @ Anchorage Moose*

Moon game!

So Derrick Henry and Najee Harris go to battle in a game where only running offenses will matter?

whoops! What a mismatch!

Trevor Lawrence will be wasted here, as the Venom easily rush to a win

 

prediction: Venom win 34-17


Rio de Janeiro Pirates @ Little Rock Uni Royals

Rios new starting CBs are pretty bad: Logan Ryan and Jason Verrett. So the question becomes, can LR keep RJ under 28 points?

based on their defensive stats, i think they can. 

prediction: Little Rock wins 28-20


Richmond Flying Squirrels @ Antarctica Penguin Poppers

I think this is one of those games that come outta nowhere because every though theres a big disparity in Core (favoring richmond), the sum of the other pieces for the poppers make up for it subtlely

 

prediction: Poppers win 25-10

Spoiler

 

7-3 again including my upset special!

malf on a hot streak!

 

 

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Garbage defense > stellar offense.

Another 1 point loss. 4-8 with +9 Net Points. lol.

But when the defense lets them go 84 yards in a minute to take the lead with less than 90 seconds remaining, can't do much. It's been the same story multiple times. 

Only 4 more weeks of torture remaining. Really wish I kept my picks.

 

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7 minutes ago, RuskieTitan said:

Garbage defense > stellar offense.

Another 1 point loss. 4-8 with +9 Net Points. lol.

But when the defense lets them go 84 yards in a minute to take the lead with less than 90 seconds remaining, can't do much. It's been the same story multiple times. 

Only 4 more weeks of torture remaining. Really wish I kept my picks.

 

I'm with you. 5-7 with +20 net points. Miserable place to be.

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52 minutes ago, ravens5520 said:

GG @Tk3

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Nice rebound after a very sluggish 1st quarter! Good to seem the team battle back down 13-0 early. 

 

ggs ravens.. 10-2 and huge lead in division.. great season

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