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8 minutes ago, TheKillerNacho said:

Let's put an end to the regular season, shall we? Who's getting in and who's not?

Norway Knights @ Tacoma Thunder: https://youtu.be/rJVMX_Wpq3A
Indianapolis Predators @ Scranton Papermakers: https://youtu.be/y3KzFH0Ugvo
Nassau Sea Wolves @ Providence Patricias: https://youtu.be/wPe8F-La5cA
Phoenix Rattlers @ Richmond Flying Squirrels: https://youtu.be/yZWOSM9BVoU
Egypt Starfalls @ Rocket City Trash Pandas: https://youtu.be/ZkBRg1C6eT4
Little Rock Uni Royals @ Reykjavík Direwolves: https://youtu.be/QhQi3HqgJVQ
Rio de Janeiro Pirates @ Lancaster Fighting Amish: https://youtu.be/ZOGy0LQyLNE
Antarctica Penguin Poppers @ Freiburg Venom: https://youtu.be/fZao6KaXSFY
Hanoi Viet Kongs @ South Africa Woolly Mammoths: https://youtu.be/MeZsgYlh2og
Anchorage Moose @ Chicago Fire: https://youtu.be/gJp-MPrR0l4

GameStats: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/13095zQZU2t_GMSWNq8Io1zFw1Ro-1jAC?usp=sharing
Updated stats: https://thekillernacho.blogspot.com/2021/06/nsfl-season-22-detailed-statistics.html

OTHER THINGS...
1. Stand by for something cool.
2. I need someone to do All-Star Bowl vote tallying this season... any volunteers?

Norway Knights @ Tacoma Thunder: https://youtu.be/rJVMX_Wpq3A

winning we are the champions GIF

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I thought about doing this as its own page but unfortunately I'd have to redo a bunch of code to make this easy for me to do so I decided to just do it once at the end of the season.

Behold... ordered team stat rankings!

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Net Points

  1. Indianapolis Predators: 94
  2. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 53
  3. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 50
  4. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 45
  5. Nassau Sea Wolves: 44
  6. Phoenix Rattlers: 43
  7. Little Rock Uni Royals: 40
  8. Reykjavík Direwolves: 33
  9. Providence Patricias: 28
  10. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 26
  11. Anchorage Moose: 17
  12. Norway Knights: 17
  13. Freiburg Venom: 12
  14. Egypt Starfalls: 7
  15. Scranton Papermakers: -14
  16. Chicago Fire: -59
  17. Richmond Flying Squirrels: -97
  18. Tacoma Thunder: -102
  19. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: -114
  20. Lancaster Fighting Amish: -123

Turnover Differential

  1. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 7
  2. Egypt Starfalls: 5
  3. Freiburg Venom: 5
  4. Little Rock Uni Royals: 5
  5. Nassau Sea Wolves: 4
  6. Providence Patricias: 4
  7. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 4
  8. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 4
  9. Norway Knights: 3
  10. Anchorage Moose: 2
  11. Reykjavík Direwolves: 1
  12. Phoenix Rattlers: 0
  13. Hanoi Viet Kongs: -2
  14. Scranton Papermakers: -2
  15. Indianapolis Predators: -5
  16. Richmond Flying Squirrels: -5
  17. Tacoma Thunder: -5
  18. Chicago Fire: -6
  19. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: -8
  20. Lancaster Fighting Amish: -11

Time of Possession

  1. Indianapolis Predators: 55.54
  2. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 53.11
  3. Anchorage Moose: 53.07
  4. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 52.35
  5. Egypt Starfalls: 52.23
  6. Nassau Sea Wolves: 50.75
  7. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 50.67
  8. Phoenix Rattlers: 50.49
  9. Providence Patricias: 50.25
  10. Reykjavík Direwolves: 50.24
  11. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 50.21
  12. Scranton Papermakers: 49.94
  13. Norway Knights: 49.73
  14. Tacoma Thunder: 48.57
  15. Little Rock Uni Royals: 48.43
  16. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 47.55
  17. Freiburg Venom: 47.44
  18. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 47.06
  19. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 46.22
  20. Chicago Fire: 46.13

Yards per Game

  1. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 432.56
  2. Indianapolis Predators: 416.62
  3. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 412.50
  4. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 410.75
  5. Scranton Papermakers: 399.44
  6. Little Rock Uni Royals: 398.12
  7. Nassau Sea Wolves: 396.81
  8. Chicago Fire: 393.50
  9. Reykjavík Direwolves: 392.62
  10. Providence Patricias: 391.50
  11. Egypt Starfalls: 391.06
  12. Norway Knights: 387.31
  13. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 386.69
  14. Phoenix Rattlers: 386.62
  15. Anchorage Moose: 384.69
  16. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 380.75
  17. Freiburg Venom: 374.12
  18. Tacoma Thunder: 366.88
  19. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 359.62
  20. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 358.62

Points per Game

  1. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 29.69
  2. Reykjavík Direwolves: 28.38
  3. Little Rock Uni Royals: 28.25
  4. Nassau Sea Wolves: 28.12
  5. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 27.69
  6. Freiburg Venom: 26.94
  7. Indianapolis Predators: 26.62
  8. Phoenix Rattlers: 26.25
  9. Providence Patricias: 26.06
  10. Norway Knights: 25.56
  11. Scranton Papermakers: 25.44
  12. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 25.38
  13. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 24.25
  14. Egypt Starfalls: 23.81
  15. Anchorage Moose: 23.06
  16. Chicago Fire: 22.50
  17. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 21.62
  18. Tacoma Thunder: 21.00
  19. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 20.94
  20. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 19.94

Passing per Game

  1. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 298.69
  2. Scranton Papermakers: 284.62
  3. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 280.31
  4. Chicago Fire: 278.88
  5. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 271.75
  6. Phoenix Rattlers: 269.62
  7. Tacoma Thunder: 262.69
  8. Providence Patricias: 259.88
  9. Little Rock Uni Royals: 259.69
  10. Egypt Starfalls: 254.12
  11. Norway Knights: 253.31
  12. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 250.62
  13. Indianapolis Predators: 250.31
  14. Anchorage Moose: 247.88
  15. Freiburg Venom: 244.06
  16. Nassau Sea Wolves: 242.75
  17. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 238.44
  18. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 233.31
  19. Reykjavík Direwolves: 220.25
  20. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 216.25

Rushing per Game

  1. Reykjavík Direwolves: 172.38
  2. Indianapolis Predators: 166.31
  3. Nassau Sea Wolves: 154.06
  4. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 148.25
  5. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 147.44
  6. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 143.38
  7. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 139.00
  8. Little Rock Uni Royals: 138.44
  9. Egypt Starfalls: 136.94
  10. Anchorage Moose: 136.81
  11. Norway Knights: 134.00
  12. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 133.88
  13. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 132.19
  14. Providence Patricias: 131.62
  15. Freiburg Venom: 130.06
  16. Phoenix Rattlers: 117.00
  17. Scranton Papermakers: 114.81
  18. Chicago Fire: 114.62
  19. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 108.00
  20. Tacoma Thunder: 104.19

Yards per Pass

  1. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 7.63
  2. Indianapolis Predators: 7.56
  3. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 7.46
  4. Scranton Papermakers: 7.33
  5. Phoenix Rattlers: 7.26
  6. Providence Patricias: 7.26
  7. Egypt Starfalls: 7.22
  8. Little Rock Uni Royals: 7.15
  9. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 7.08
  10. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 7.02
  11. Anchorage Moose: 7.02
  12. Nassau Sea Wolves: 6.95
  13. Reykjavík Direwolves: 6.87
  14. Chicago Fire: 6.84
  15. Norway Knights: 6.75
  16. Tacoma Thunder: 6.68
  17. Freiburg Venom: 6.66
  18. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 6.32
  19. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 6.31
  20. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 6.22

Yards per Rush

  1. Reykjavík Direwolves: 5.58
  2. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 4.62
  3. Nassau Sea Wolves: 4.61
  4. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 4.56
  5. Indianapolis Predators: 4.55
  6. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 4.54
  7. Freiburg Venom: 4.50
  8. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 4.44
  9. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 4.40
  10. Chicago Fire: 4.36
  11. Little Rock Uni Royals: 4.33
  12. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 4.30
  13. Norway Knights: 4.30
  14. Providence Patricias: 4.09
  15. Anchorage Moose: 4.02
  16. Egypt Starfalls: 4.01
  17. Scranton Papermakers: 3.92
  18. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 3.83
  19. Phoenix Rattlers: 3.83
  20. Tacoma Thunder: 3.62

Pass Completion

  1. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 65.37
  2. Providence Patricias: 64.80
  3. Egypt Starfalls: 64.72
  4. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 64.16
  5. Nassau Sea Wolves: 63.98
  6. Anchorage Moose: 63.81
  7. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 63.67
  8. Indianapolis Predators: 63.65
  9. Norway Knights: 63.33
  10. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 63.17
  11. Scranton Papermakers: 62.95
  12. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 62.90
  13. Reykjavík Direwolves: 62.39
  14. Tacoma Thunder: 62.29
  15. Chicago Fire: 62.18
  16. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 61.44
  17. Little Rock Uni Royals: 61.17
  18. Phoenix Rattlers: 61.17
  19. Freiburg Venom: 59.82
  20. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 59.09

Passer Rating

  1. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 103.98
  2. Providence Patricias: 103.54
  3. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 102.79
  4. Egypt Starfalls: 101.17
  5. Scranton Papermakers: 100.20
  6. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 100.18
  7. Nassau Sea Wolves: 99.67
  8. Indianapolis Predators: 99.41
  9. Reykjavík Direwolves: 99.33
  10. Little Rock Uni Royals: 98.63
  11. Freiburg Venom: 95.32
  12. Anchorage Moose: 95.00
  13. Norway Knights: 94.56
  14. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 93.82
  15. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 93.55
  16. Phoenix Rattlers: 93.45
  17. Tacoma Thunder: 91.36
  18. Chicago Fire: 91.25
  19. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 87.09
  20. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 86.74

Total Touchdowns

  1. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 53
  2. Nassau Sea Wolves: 49
  3. Little Rock Uni Royals: 48
  4. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 46
  5. Freiburg Venom: 44
  6. Indianapolis Predators: 43
  7. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 43
  8. Reykjavík Direwolves: 43
  9. Egypt Starfalls: 42
  10. Norway Knights: 42
  11. Phoenix Rattlers: 42
  12. Providence Patricias: 42
  13. Anchorage Moose: 41
  14. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 41
  15. Chicago Fire: 39
  16. Scranton Papermakers: 39
  17. Tacoma Thunder: 37
  18. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 36
  19. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 36
  20. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 32

Field Goals

  1. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 41
  2. Phoenix Rattlers: 39
  3. Freiburg Venom: 38
  4. Reykjavík Direwolves: 38
  5. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 37
  6. Providence Patricias: 36
  7. Scranton Papermakers: 36
  8. Indianapolis Predators: 35
  9. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 34
  10. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 33
  11. Nassau Sea Wolves: 32
  12. Norway Knights: 32
  13. Little Rock Uni Royals: 30
  14. Chicago Fire: 29
  15. Egypt Starfalls: 29
  16. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 29
  17. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 28
  18. Anchorage Moose: 25
  19. Tacoma Thunder: 24
  20. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 20

Third Down

  1. Reykjavík Direwolves: 92/197 (46.70%)
  2. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 97/211 (45.97%)
  3. Scranton Papermakers: 103/235 (43.83%)
  4. Indianapolis Predators: 91/209 (43.54%)
  5. Providence Patricias: 95/219 (43.38%)
  6. Anchorage Moose: 100/232 (43.10%)
  7. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 100/234 (42.74%)
  8. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 92/218 (42.20%)
  9. Egypt Starfalls: 99/236 (41.95%)
  10. Nassau Sea Wolves: 93/224 (41.52%)
  11. Little Rock Uni Royals: 86/210 (40.95%)
  12. Norway Knights: 88/215 (40.93%)
  13. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 85/209 (40.67%)
  14. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 86/212 (40.57%)
  15. Freiburg Venom: 88/218 (40.37%)
  16. Tacoma Thunder: 89/221 (40.27%)
  17. Phoenix Rattlers: 91/227 (40.09%)
  18. Chicago Fire: 77/208 (37.02%)
  19. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 81/219 (36.99%)
  20. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 73/210 (34.76%)

Fourth Down

  1. Freiburg Venom: 8/10 (80.00%)
  2. Nassau Sea Wolves: 7/8 (87.50%)
  3. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 7/11 (63.64%)
  4. Phoenix Rattlers: 6/9 (66.67%)
  5. Indianapolis Predators: 5/5 (100.00%)
  6. Chicago Fire: 5/6 (83.33%)
  7. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 5/12 (41.67%)
  8. Tacoma Thunder: 5/12 (41.67%)
  9. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 4/5 (80.00%)
  10. Scranton Papermakers: 4/9 (44.44%)
  11. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 4/11 (36.36%)
  12. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 3/5 (60.00%)
  13. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 3/5 (60.00%)
  14. Anchorage Moose: 3/9 (33.33%)
  15. Norway Knights: 2/3 (66.67%)
  16. Providence Patricias: 2/4 (50.00%)
  17. Egypt Starfalls: 2/5 (40.00%)
  18. Little Rock Uni Royals: 2/5 (40.00%)
  19. Reykjavík Direwolves: 1/3 (33.33%)
  20. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 0/0 (0.00%)

Passing Touchdowns

  1. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 32
  2. Freiburg Venom: 30
  3. Little Rock Uni Royals: 30
  4. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 29
  5. Reykjavík Direwolves: 29
  6. Scranton Papermakers: 29
  7. Nassau Sea Wolves: 28
  8. Providence Patricias: 28
  9. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 28
  10. Egypt Starfalls: 27
  11. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 27
  12. Phoenix Rattlers: 27
  13. Indianapolis Predators: 26
  14. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 26
  15. Anchorage Moose: 25
  16. Tacoma Thunder: 25
  17. Norway Knights: 24
  18. Chicago Fire: 23
  19. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 23
  20. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 22

Rushing Touchdowns

  1. Nassau Sea Wolves: 21
  2. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 21
  3. Little Rock Uni Royals: 18
  4. Norway Knights: 18
  5. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 18
  6. Indianapolis Predators: 17
  7. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 17
  8. Anchorage Moose: 16
  9. Chicago Fire: 16
  10. Egypt Starfalls: 15
  11. Phoenix Rattlers: 15
  12. Freiburg Venom: 14
  13. Providence Patricias: 14
  14. Reykjavík Direwolves: 14
  15. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 13
  16. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 12
  17. Tacoma Thunder: 12
  18. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 10
  19. Scranton Papermakers: 10
  20. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 9

Sacked

  1. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 26
  2. Phoenix Rattlers: 30
  3. Indianapolis Predators: 32
  4. Egypt Starfalls: 33
  5. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 34
  6. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 34
  7. Tacoma Thunder: 35
  8. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 35
  9. Little Rock Uni Royals: 35
  10. Providence Patricias: 36
  11. Freiburg Venom: 36
  12. Chicago Fire: 36
  13. Reykjavík Direwolves: 37
  14. Nassau Sea Wolves: 37
  15. Scranton Papermakers: 38
  16. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 40
  17. Anchorage Moose: 40
  18. Norway Knights: 41
  19. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 47
  20. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 51

Intercepted

  1. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 5
  2. Providence Patricias: 5
  3. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 6
  4. Scranton Papermakers: 7
  5. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 7
  6. Egypt Starfalls: 7
  7. Nassau Sea Wolves: 8
  8. Little Rock Uni Royals: 8
  9. Freiburg Venom: 8
  10. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 9
  11. Reykjavík Direwolves: 9
  12. Norway Knights: 9
  13. Indianapolis Predators: 10
  14. Chicago Fire: 10
  15. Tacoma Thunder: 11
  16. Phoenix Rattlers: 12
  17. Anchorage Moose: 12
  18. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 13
  19. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 14
  20. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 15

Fumbled

  1. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 5
  2. Phoenix Rattlers: 5
  3. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 7
  4. Reykjavík Direwolves: 8
  5. Providence Patricias: 9
  6. Nassau Sea Wolves: 10
  7. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 10
  8. Anchorage Moose: 10
  9. Scranton Papermakers: 11
  10. Freiburg Venom: 12
  11. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 13
  12. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 13
  13. Norway Knights: 13
  14. Tacoma Thunder: 14
  15. Little Rock Uni Royals: 14
  16. Egypt Starfalls: 14
  17. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 15
  18. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 17
  19. Indianapolis Predators: 17
  20. Chicago Fire: 18

Fumbles Lost

  1. Phoenix Rattlers: 1
  2. Nassau Sea Wolves: 2
  3. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 3
  4. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 3
  5. Reykjavík Direwolves: 4
  6. Anchorage Moose: 4
  7. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 5
  8. Providence Patricias: 5
  9. Little Rock Uni Royals: 5
  10. Freiburg Venom: 6
  11. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 6
  12. Norway Knights: 7
  13. Egypt Starfalls: 7
  14. Tacoma Thunder: 8
  15. Scranton Papermakers: 8
  16. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 8
  17. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 8
  18. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 10
  19. Chicago Fire: 10
  20. Indianapolis Predators: 11

Defensive TDs Allowed

  1. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 0
  2. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 0
  3. Reykjavík Direwolves: 0
  4. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 0
  5. Little Rock Uni Royals: 0
  6. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 0
  7. Egypt Starfalls: 0
  8. Scranton Papermakers: 1
  9. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 1
  10. Providence Patricias: 1
  11. Norway Knights: 1
  12. Nassau Sea Wolves: 1
  13. Indianapolis Predators: 1
  14. Freiburg Venom: 1
  15. Phoenix Rattlers: 2
  16. Chicago Fire: 2
  17. Anchorage Moose: 2
  18. Tacoma Thunder: 3
  19. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 3
  20. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 3

Safeties Allowed

  1. Scranton Papermakers: 0
  2. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 0
  3. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 0
  4. Reykjavík Direwolves: 0
  5. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 0
  6. Providence Patricias: 0
  7. Phoenix Rattlers: 0
  8. Nassau Sea Wolves: 0
  9. Little Rock Uni Royals: 0
  10. Indianapolis Predators: 0
  11. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 0
  12. Freiburg Venom: 0
  13. Egypt Starfalls: 0
  14. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 0
  15. Anchorage Moose: 0
  16. Tacoma Thunder: 1
  17. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 1
  18. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 1
  19. Chicago Fire: 1
  20. Norway Knights: 2

Giveaways

  1. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 8
  2. Providence Patricias: 10
  3. Nassau Sea Wolves: 10
  4. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 11
  5. Reykjavík Direwolves: 13
  6. Phoenix Rattlers: 13
  7. Little Rock Uni Royals: 13
  8. Freiburg Venom: 14
  9. Egypt Starfalls: 14
  10. Scranton Papermakers: 15
  11. Norway Knights: 16
  12. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 16
  13. Anchorage Moose: 16
  14. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 17
  15. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 17
  16. Tacoma Thunder: 19
  17. Chicago Fire: 20
  18. Indianapolis Predators: 21
  19. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 21
  20. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 22

Punts

  1. Reykjavík Direwolves: 58
  2. Indianapolis Predators: 65
  3. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 71
  4. Scranton Papermakers: 74
  5. Freiburg Venom: 76
  6. Little Rock Uni Royals: 78
  7. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 78
  8. Norway Knights: 80
  9. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 81
  10. Phoenix Rattlers: 81
  11. Providence Patricias: 82
  12. Nassau Sea Wolves: 83
  13. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 84
  14. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 84
  15. Anchorage Moose: 84
  16. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 86
  17. Egypt Starfalls: 89
  18. Tacoma Thunder: 91
  19. Chicago Fire: 93
  20. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 97

Rush Ratio

  1. Indianapolis Predators: 52.47
  2. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 49.25
  3. Egypt Starfalls: 49.23
  4. Anchorage Moose: 49.10
  5. Reykjavík Direwolves: 49.06
  6. Nassau Sea Wolves: 48.90
  7. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 47.56
  8. Providence Patricias: 47.33
  9. Little Rock Uni Royals: 46.84
  10. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 46.28
  11. Norway Knights: 45.40
  12. Phoenix Rattlers: 45.15
  13. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 45.01
  14. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 44.98
  15. Freiburg Venom: 44.08
  16. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 43.50
  17. Scranton Papermakers: 43.03
  18. Tacoma Thunder: 42.29
  19. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 41.57
  20. Chicago Fire: 39.24

Yards Allowed per Game

  1. Anchorage Moose: 346.69
  2. Indianapolis Predators: 350.06
  3. Egypt Starfalls: 365.12
  4. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 368.88
  5. Scranton Papermakers: 377.19
  6. Providence Patricias: 382.88
  7. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 387.56
  8. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 392.19
  9. Chicago Fire: 392.25
  10. Phoenix Rattlers: 392.94
  11. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 394.94
  12. Nassau Sea Wolves: 396.25
  13. Norway Knights: 398.62
  14. Tacoma Thunder: 400.62
  15. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 401.06
  16. Freiburg Venom: 405.38
  17. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 408.56
  18. Little Rock Uni Royals: 419.12
  19. Reykjavík Direwolves: 419.19
  20. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 421.31

Points Allowed per Game

  1. Indianapolis Predators: 20.75
  2. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 21.12
  3. Anchorage Moose: 22.00
  4. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 22.56
  5. Egypt Starfalls: 23.38
  6. Phoenix Rattlers: 23.56
  7. Providence Patricias: 24.31
  8. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 24.38
  9. Norway Knights: 24.50
  10. Nassau Sea Wolves: 25.38
  11. Little Rock Uni Royals: 25.75
  12. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 26.00
  13. Freiburg Venom: 26.19
  14. Chicago Fire: 26.19
  15. Scranton Papermakers: 26.31
  16. Reykjavík Direwolves: 26.31
  17. Tacoma Thunder: 27.38
  18. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 28.06
  19. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 28.62
  20. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 28.75

Passing Allowed per Game

  1. Anchorage Moose: 232.62
  2. Scranton Papermakers: 236.81
  3. Chicago Fire: 240.88
  4. Egypt Starfalls: 243.38
  5. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 245.12
  6. Indianapolis Predators: 245.56
  7. Providence Patricias: 246.25
  8. Phoenix Rattlers: 248.69
  9. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 255.56
  10. Freiburg Venom: 255.81
  11. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 257.44
  12. Nassau Sea Wolves: 257.69
  13. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 260.62
  14. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 261.00
  15. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 266.69
  16. Reykjavík Direwolves: 269.38
  17. Tacoma Thunder: 270.12
  18. Little Rock Uni Royals: 272.69
  19. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 274.75
  20. Norway Knights: 276.38

Rushing Allowed per Game

  1. Indianapolis Predators: 104.50
  2. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 111.44
  3. Anchorage Moose: 114.06
  4. Egypt Starfalls: 121.75
  5. Norway Knights: 122.25
  6. Tacoma Thunder: 130.50
  7. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 131.56
  8. Providence Patricias: 136.62
  9. Nassau Sea Wolves: 138.56
  10. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 139.38
  11. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 140.06
  12. Scranton Papermakers: 140.38
  13. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 141.88
  14. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 142.44
  15. Phoenix Rattlers: 144.25
  16. Little Rock Uni Royals: 146.44
  17. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 146.56
  18. Freiburg Venom: 149.56
  19. Reykjavík Direwolves: 149.81
  20. Chicago Fire: 151.38

Yards per Pass Allowed

  1. Anchorage Moose: 6.46
  2. Chicago Fire: 6.48
  3. Egypt Starfalls: 6.56
  4. Indianapolis Predators: 6.67
  5. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 6.72
  6. Nassau Sea Wolves: 6.95
  7. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 7.02
  8. Phoenix Rattlers: 7.02
  9. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 7.02
  10. Freiburg Venom: 7.04
  11. Reykjavík Direwolves: 7.05
  12. Providence Patricias: 7.06
  13. Scranton Papermakers: 7.07
  14. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 7.09
  15. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 7.14
  16. Little Rock Uni Royals: 7.14
  17. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 7.16
  18. Tacoma Thunder: 7.20
  19. Norway Knights: 7.35
  20. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 7.38

Yards per Rush Allowed

  1. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 3.73
  2. Indianapolis Predators: 3.92
  3. Norway Knights: 3.98
  4. Anchorage Moose: 3.98
  5. Egypt Starfalls: 4.12
  6. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 4.23
  7. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 4.25
  8. Tacoma Thunder: 4.30
  9. Providence Patricias: 4.32
  10. Scranton Papermakers: 4.35
  11. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 4.37
  12. Phoenix Rattlers: 4.42
  13. Freiburg Venom: 4.43
  14. Nassau Sea Wolves: 4.44
  15. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 4.53
  16. Chicago Fire: 4.54
  17. Little Rock Uni Royals: 4.59
  18. Reykjavík Direwolves: 4.60
  19. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 4.60
  20. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 4.63

Pass Completion Allowed

  1. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 59.78
  2. Egypt Starfalls: 60.07
  3. Anchorage Moose: 60.15
  4. Indianapolis Predators: 60.29
  5. Chicago Fire: 61.40
  6. Little Rock Uni Royals: 61.47
  7. Phoenix Rattlers: 61.61
  8. Nassau Sea Wolves: 62.34
  9. Freiburg Venom: 63.12
  10. Tacoma Thunder: 63.14
  11. Scranton Papermakers: 63.27
  12. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 63.69
  13. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 63.72
  14. Reykjavík Direwolves: 63.76
  15. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 64.00
  16. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 64.12
  17. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 64.20
  18. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 64.31
  19. Norway Knights: 65.26
  20. Providence Patricias: 65.58

Passer Rating Allowed

  1. Anchorage Moose: 87.52
  2. Chicago Fire: 90.79
  3. Egypt Starfalls: 92.48
  4. Indianapolis Predators: 93.14
  5. Little Rock Uni Royals: 93.41
  6. Freiburg Venom: 95.29
  7. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 95.57
  8. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 95.97
  9. Phoenix Rattlers: 96.10
  10. Reykjavík Direwolves: 96.85
  11. Norway Knights: 97.08
  12. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 97.69
  13. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 97.71
  14. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 98.02
  15. Tacoma Thunder: 98.03
  16. Providence Patricias: 99.08
  17. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 100.44
  18. Nassau Sea Wolves: 100.54
  19. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 101.00
  20. Scranton Papermakers: 102.36

Touchdowns Allowed

  1. Anchorage Moose: 31
  2. Indianapolis Predators: 33
  3. Phoenix Rattlers: 34
  4. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 35
  5. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 38
  6. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 41
  7. Egypt Starfalls: 41
  8. Chicago Fire: 41
  9. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 42
  10. Providence Patricias: 42
  11. Scranton Papermakers: 43
  12. Norway Knights: 43
  13. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 44
  14. Tacoma Thunder: 45
  15. Little Rock Uni Royals: 46
  16. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 46
  17. Freiburg Venom: 46
  18. Reykjavík Direwolves: 48
  19. Nassau Sea Wolves: 48
  20. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 51

Field Goals Allowed

  1. Nassau Sea Wolves: 21
  2. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 25
  3. Norway Knights: 27
  4. Egypt Starfalls: 27
  5. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 29
  6. Reykjavík Direwolves: 29
  7. Freiburg Venom: 29
  8. Providence Patricias: 30
  9. Little Rock Uni Royals: 30
  10. Indianapolis Predators: 31
  11. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 31
  12. Scranton Papermakers: 33
  13. Tacoma Thunder: 34
  14. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 36
  15. Chicago Fire: 36
  16. Anchorage Moose: 36
  17. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 38
  18. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 39
  19. Phoenix Rattlers: 42
  20. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 42

Third Down Allowed

  1. Anchorage Moose: 80/218 (36.70%)
  2. Phoenix Rattlers: 82/219 (37.44%)
  3. Indianapolis Predators: 80/212 (37.74%)
  4. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 77/202 (38.12%)
  5. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 84/220 (38.18%)
  6. Tacoma Thunder: 84/211 (39.81%)
  7. Norway Knights: 86/216 (39.81%)
  8. Providence Patricias: 86/214 (40.19%)
  9. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 94/233 (40.34%)
  10. Little Rock Uni Royals: 87/214 (40.65%)
  11. Egypt Starfalls: 95/230 (41.30%)
  12. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 91/220 (41.36%)
  13. Scranton Papermakers: 89/214 (41.59%)
  14. Chicago Fire: 94/224 (41.96%)
  15. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 100/233 (42.92%)
  16. Nassau Sea Wolves: 97/223 (43.50%)
  17. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 93/210 (44.29%)
  18. Freiburg Venom: 100/223 (44.84%)
  19. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 101/214 (47.20%)
  20. Reykjavík Direwolves: 106/214 (49.53%)

Fourth Down Allowed

  1. Phoenix Rattlers: 1/8 (12.50%)
  2. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 1/1 (100.00%)
  3. Anchorage Moose: 2/5 (40.00%)
  4. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 3/7 (42.86%)
  5. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 3/6 (50.00%)
  6. Scranton Papermakers: 3/5 (60.00%)
  7. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 3/4 (75.00%)
  8. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 4/11 (36.36%)
  9. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 4/7 (57.14%)
  10. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 4/7 (57.14%)
  11. Egypt Starfalls: 4/6 (66.67%)
  12. Providence Patricias: 4/5 (80.00%)
  13. Reykjavík Direwolves: 5/9 (55.56%)
  14. Indianapolis Predators: 5/9 (55.56%)
  15. Norway Knights: 5/8 (62.50%)
  16. Nassau Sea Wolves: 5/6 (83.33%)
  17. Tacoma Thunder: 5/5 (100.00%)
  18. Freiburg Venom: 8/16 (50.00%)
  19. Little Rock Uni Royals: 9/10 (90.00%)

Passing TDs Allowed

  1. Anchorage Moose: 19
  2. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 23
  3. Chicago Fire: 24
  4. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 25
  5. Reykjavík Direwolves: 25
  6. Phoenix Rattlers: 26
  7. Norway Knights: 26
  8. Little Rock Uni Royals: 26
  9. Freiburg Venom: 26
  10. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 27
  11. Providence Patricias: 27
  12. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 27
  13. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 27
  14. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 27
  15. Indianapolis Predators: 28
  16. Egypt Starfalls: 28
  17. Scranton Papermakers: 30
  18. Tacoma Thunder: 32
  19. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 32
  20. Nassau Sea Wolves: 33

Rushing TDs Allowed

  1. Indianapolis Predators: 5
  2. Phoenix Rattlers: 8
  3. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 8
  4. Anchorage Moose: 12
  5. Tacoma Thunder: 13
  6. Scranton Papermakers: 13
  7. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 13
  8. Egypt Starfalls: 13
  9. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 14
  10. Providence Patricias: 15
  11. Nassau Sea Wolves: 15
  12. Norway Knights: 17
  13. Chicago Fire: 17
  14. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 17
  15. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 19
  16. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 19
  17. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 19
  18. Little Rock Uni Royals: 20
  19. Freiburg Venom: 20
  20. Reykjavík Direwolves: 23

Sacks

  1. Indianapolis Predators: 45
  2. Anchorage Moose: 44
  3. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 42
  4. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 41
  5. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 40
  6. Chicago Fire: 38
  7. Egypt Starfalls: 38
  8. Nassau Sea Wolves: 38
  9. Reykjavík Direwolves: 37
  10. Freiburg Venom: 36
  11. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 35
  12. Norway Knights: 35
  13. Providence Patricias: 35
  14. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 35
  15. Scranton Papermakers: 35
  16. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 33
  17. Phoenix Rattlers: 33
  18. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 33
  19. Tacoma Thunder: 33
  20. Little Rock Uni Royals: 27

Interceptions

  1. Norway Knights: 12
  2. Tacoma Thunder: 12
  3. Freiburg Venom: 11
  4. Indianapolis Predators: 11
  5. Anchorage Moose: 10
  6. Chicago Fire: 10
  7. Egypt Starfalls: 10
  8. Little Rock Uni Royals: 10
  9. Providence Patricias: 10
  10. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 9
  11. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 9
  12. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 9
  13. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 8
  14. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 8
  15. Nassau Sea Wolves: 8
  16. Phoenix Rattlers: 8
  17. Reykjavík Direwolves: 8
  18. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 8
  19. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 7
  20. Scranton Papermakers: 7

Forced Fumbles

  1. Freiburg Venom: 19
  2. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 19
  3. Reykjavík Direwolves: 16
  4. Norway Knights: 14
  5. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 14
  6. Anchorage Moose: 13
  7. Phoenix Rattlers: 13
  8. Egypt Starfalls: 12
  9. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 12
  10. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 11
  11. Scranton Papermakers: 11
  12. Chicago Fire: 10
  13. Indianapolis Predators: 10
  14. Little Rock Uni Royals: 10
  15. Nassau Sea Wolves: 10
  16. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 10
  17. Tacoma Thunder: 10
  18. Providence Patricias: 8
  19. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 7
  20. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 6

Fumble Recoveries

  1. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 12
  2. Egypt Starfalls: 9
  3. Anchorage Moose: 8
  4. Freiburg Venom: 8
  5. Little Rock Uni Royals: 8
  6. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 7
  7. Norway Knights: 7
  8. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 7
  9. Nassau Sea Wolves: 6
  10. Reykjavík Direwolves: 6
  11. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 6
  12. Scranton Papermakers: 6
  13. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 5
  14. Indianapolis Predators: 5
  15. Phoenix Rattlers: 5
  16. Chicago Fire: 4
  17. Providence Patricias: 4
  18. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 3
  19. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 3
  20. Tacoma Thunder: 2

Defensive TDs

  1. Reykjavík Direwolves: 4
  2. Indianapolis Predators: 2
  3. Little Rock Uni Royals: 2
  4. Norway Knights: 2
  5. Providence Patricias: 2
  6. Scranton Papermakers: 2
  7. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 1
  8. Nassau Sea Wolves: 1
  9. Phoenix Rattlers: 1
  10. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 1
  11. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 1
  12. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 1
  13. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 1
  14. Tacoma Thunder: 1
  15. Anchorage Moose: 0
  16. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 0
  17. Chicago Fire: 0
  18. Egypt Starfalls: 0
  19. Freiburg Venom: 0
  20. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 0

Safeties

  1. Norway Knights: 2
  2. Anchorage Moose: 1
  3. Chicago Fire: 1
  4. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 1
  5. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 1
  6. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 0
  7. Egypt Starfalls: 0
  8. Freiburg Venom: 0
  9. Indianapolis Predators: 0
  10. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 0
  11. Little Rock Uni Royals: 0
  12. Nassau Sea Wolves: 0
  13. Phoenix Rattlers: 0
  14. Providence Patricias: 0
  15. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 0
  16. Reykjavík Direwolves: 0
  17. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 0
  18. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 0
  19. Scranton Papermakers: 0
  20. Tacoma Thunder: 0

Takeaways

  1. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 21
  2. Egypt Starfalls: 19
  3. Freiburg Venom: 19
  4. Norway Knights: 19
  5. Anchorage Moose: 18
  6. Little Rock Uni Royals: 18
  7. Indianapolis Predators: 16
  8. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 15
  9. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 15
  10. Chicago Fire: 14
  11. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 14
  12. Nassau Sea Wolves: 14
  13. Providence Patricias: 14
  14. Reykjavík Direwolves: 14
  15. Tacoma Thunder: 14
  16. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 13
  17. Phoenix Rattlers: 13
  18. Scranton Papermakers: 13
  19. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 12
  20. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 11

Punts Forced

  1. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 92
  2. Egypt Starfalls: 91
  3. Anchorage Moose: 89
  4. Nassau Sea Wolves: 89
  5. Indianapolis Predators: 86
  6. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 85
  7. Norway Knights: 85
  8. Providence Patricias: 85
  9. Chicago Fire: 84
  10. Phoenix Rattlers: 82
  11. Little Rock Uni Royals: 80
  12. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 80
  13. Tacoma Thunder: 79
  14. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 78
  15. Scranton Papermakers: 78
  16. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 74
  17. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 73
  18. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 70
  19. Freiburg Venom: 69
  20. Reykjavík Direwolves: 66

Rush Ratio Against

  1. Scranton Papermakers: 49.05
  2. Freiburg Venom: 48.17
  3. Phoenix Rattlers: 47.93
  4. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 47.86
  5. Providence Patricias: 47.56
  6. Chicago Fire: 47.30
  7. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 46.92
  8. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 46.65
  9. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 46.03
  10. Reykjavík Direwolves: 46.02
  11. Nassau Sea Wolves: 45.70
  12. Little Rock Uni Royals: 45.54
  13. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 45.23
  14. Norway Knights: 44.92
  15. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 44.88
  16. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 44.78
  17. Tacoma Thunder: 44.75
  18. Egypt Starfalls: 44.33
  19. Anchorage Moose: 44.29
  20. Indianapolis Predators: 42.03

Streak

  1. Indianapolis Predators: W3
  2. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: W3
  3. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: W3
  4. Anchorage Moose: W2
  5. Little Rock Uni Royals: W2
  6. Phoenix Rattlers: W2
  7. Freiburg Venom: W1
  8. Providence Patricias: W1
  9. Rocket City Trash Pandas: W1
  10. Tacoma Thunder: W1
  11. Egypt Starfalls: L1
  12. Hanoi Viet Kongs: L1
  13. Nassau Sea Wolves: L1
  14. Norway Knights: L1
  15. Reykjavík Direwolves: L2
  16. Chicago Fire: L3
  17. Scranton Papermakers: L3
  18. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: L4
  19. Lancaster Fighting Amish: L4
  20. Richmond Flying Squirrels: L5

Net ST Yards

  1. Scranton Papermakers: 293
  2. Anchorage Moose: 291
  3. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 263
  4. Norway Knights: 240
  5. Nassau Sea Wolves: 230
  6. Freiburg Venom: 222
  7. Reykjavík Direwolves: 210
  8. Little Rock Uni Royals: 115
  9. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 106
  10. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 82
  11. Phoenix Rattlers: 45
  12. Egypt Starfalls: 44
  13. Providence Patricias: 41
  14. Rocket City Trash Pandas: -117
  15. Tacoma Thunder: -180
  16. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: -219
  17. Indianapolis Predators: -338
  18. Chicago Fire: -342
  19. Lancaster Fighting Amish: -409
  20. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: -577

Yards per Return

  1. Reykjavík Direwolves: 18
  2. Freiburg Venom: 17
  3. Nassau Sea Wolves: 16
  4. Scranton Papermakers: 16
  5. Anchorage Moose: 15
  6. Little Rock Uni Royals: 15
  7. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 14
  8. Egypt Starfalls: 14
  9. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 14
  10. Phoenix Rattlers: 14
  11. Indianapolis Predators: 13
  12. Providence Patricias: 13
  13. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 13
  14. Chicago Fire: 12
  15. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 12
  16. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 12
  17. Tacoma Thunder: 12
  18. Norway Knights: 11
  19. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 10
  20. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 10

Return TDs

  1. Freiburg Venom: 2
  2. Little Rock Uni Royals: 2
  3. Reykjavík Direwolves: 2
  4. Scranton Papermakers: 2
  5. Anchorage Moose: 1
  6. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 1
  7. Indianapolis Predators: 1
  8. Nassau Sea Wolves: 1
  9. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 0
  10. Chicago Fire: 0
  11. Egypt Starfalls: 0
  12. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 0
  13. Norway Knights: 0
  14. Phoenix Rattlers: 0
  15. Providence Patricias: 0
  16. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 0
  17. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 0
  18. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 0
  19. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 0
  20. Tacoma Thunder: 0

Yards Allowed per Return

  1. Norway Knights: 11
  2. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 12
  3. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 12
  4. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 12
  5. Scranton Papermakers: 13
  6. Reykjavík Direwolves: 13
  7. Providence Patricias: 13
  8. Phoenix Rattlers: 13
  9. Nassau Sea Wolves: 13
  10. Egypt Starfalls: 13
  11. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 14
  12. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 14
  13. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 14
  14. Freiburg Venom: 14
  15. Anchorage Moose: 14
  16. Tacoma Thunder: 15
  17. Indianapolis Predators: 15
  18. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 15
  19. Little Rock Uni Royals: 16
  20. Chicago Fire: 16

Return TDs Allowed

  1. Tacoma Thunder: 0
  2. Reykjavík Direwolves: 0
  3. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 0
  4. Providence Patricias: 0
  5. Phoenix Rattlers: 0
  6. Norway Knights: 0
  7. Nassau Sea Wolves: 0
  8. Little Rock Uni Royals: 0
  9. Indianapolis Predators: 0
  10. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 0
  11. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 1
  12. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 1
  13. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 1
  14. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 1
  15. Freiburg Venom: 1
  16. Egypt Starfalls: 1
  17. Chicago Fire: 1
  18. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 1
  19. Scranton Papermakers: 2
  20. Anchorage Moose: 2

Onside Kicks

  1. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 3/6
  2. Freiburg Venom: 2/5
  3. Scranton Papermakers: 2/5
  4. Nassau Sea Wolves: 1/1
  5. Egypt Starfalls: 1/2
  6. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 1/4
  7. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 1/5
  8. Indianapolis Predators: 0/0
  9. Little Rock Uni Royals: 0/0
  10. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 0/0
  11. Reykjavík Direwolves: 0/0
  12. Norway Knights: 0/1
  13. Phoenix Rattlers: 0/1
  14. Providence Patricias: 0/1
  15. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 0/1
  16. Anchorage Moose: 0/2
  17. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 0/2
  18. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 0/2
  19. Tacoma Thunder: 0/3
  20. Chicago Fire: 0/4

Onside Kicks Allowed

  1. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 0/3
  2. Little Rock Uni Royals: 0/3
  3. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 0/2
  4. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 0/2
  5. Egypt Starfalls: 0/2
  6. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 0/2
  7. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 0/1
  8. Norway Knights: 0/1
  9. Chicago Fire: 0/1
  10. Anchorage Moose: 0/1
  11. Tacoma Thunder: 0/0
  12. Scranton Papermakers: 0/0
  13. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 0/0
  14. Indianapolis Predators: 1/6
  15. Reykjavík Direwolves: 1/4
  16. Nassau Sea Wolves: 1/3
  17. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 1/2
  18. Freiburg Venom: 1/2
  19. Providence Patricias: 2/4
  20. Phoenix Rattlers: 4/6

2 Point Conversions

  1. Norway Knights: 3/3
  2. Phoenix Rattlers: 3/4
  3. Little Rock Uni Royals: 2/3
  4. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 2/4
  5. Nassau Sea Wolves: 1/1
  6. Providence Patricias: 1/1
  7. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 1/1
  8. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 1/1
  9. Egypt Starfalls: 1/2
  10. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 1/2
  11. Scranton Papermakers: 1/2
  12. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 1/3
  13. Reykjavík Direwolves: 1/4
  14. Indianapolis Predators: 0/0
  15. Tacoma Thunder: 0/0
  16. Anchorage Moose: 0/1
  17. Chicago Fire: 0/2
  18. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 0/2
  19. Freiburg Venom: 0/4
  20. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 0/4

2 Point Conversions Allowed

  1. Richmond Flying Squirrels: 0/3
  2. South Africa Woolly Mammoths: 0/2
  3. Lancaster Fighting Amish: 0/1
  4. Anchorage Moose: 0/1
  5. Tacoma Thunder: 0/0
  6. Scranton Papermakers: 0/0
  7. Norway Knights: 0/0
  8. Hanoi Viet Kongs: 0/0
  9. Egypt Starfalls: 0/0
  10. Rio de Janeiro Pirates: 1/4
  11. Providence Patricias: 1/4
  12. Freiburg Venom: 1/4
  13. Phoenix Rattlers: 1/2
  14. Little Rock Uni Royals: 1/2
  15. Antarctica Penguin Poppers: 1/2
  16. Rocket City Trash Pandas: 2/3
  17. Nassau Sea Wolves: 2/3
  18. Reykjavík Direwolves: 3/5
  19. Indianapolis Predators: 3/5
  20. Chicago Fire: 3/3

And also... next season's draft order (Taco Bowl winner will be moved to last, runner-up to second-last...:
 

Spoiler
  1. Lancaster Fighting Amish (2-14)
  2. Antarctica Penguin Poppers (3-13)
  3. Richmond Flying Squirrels (4-12)
  4. Chicago Fire (5-11)
  5. Tacoma Thunder (5-11)
  6. Scranton Papermakers (6-10)
  7. Freiburg Venom (7-9)
  8. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (7-9)
  9. Providence Patricias (8-8)
  10. Egypt Starfalls (8-8)
  11. Norway Knights (9-7)
  12. Anchorage Moose (9-7)
  13. Reykjavík Direwolves (9-7)
  14. Phoenix Rattlers (10-6)
  15. Rocket City Trash Pandas (10-6)
  16. South Africa Woolly Mammoths (10-6)
  17. Little Rock Uni Royals (11-5)
  18. Indianapolis Predators (12-4)
  19. Nassau Sea Wolves (12-4)
  20. Hanoi Viet Kongs (13-3)

 

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Just now, TheKillerNacho said:

I thought about doing this as its own page but unfortunately I'd have to redo a bunch of code to make this easy for me to do so I decided to just do it once at the end of the season.

Behold... ordered team stat rankings!

And also... next season's draft order (Taco Bowl winner will be moved to last, runner-up to second-last...:
 

I regret that I have but only one football to gift this post.

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Recap of TK's live reactions to the week 16 games...

  1. Moose @ Fire (3:46 PM, playoff odds 43%)
    • watching this one first, since it either gives me some additional paths to the playoffs, or it eliminates some paths.. Ideally, a CLOSE Moose win would be perfect for me
    • YES, SCOUNDREL YOU BEAUTY!
  2. Knights @ Thunder (3:49 PM, playoff odds now 49%)
    • given the Moose win, I desperately want the Thunder to upset the Knights. If they do, nothing else will matter, and I've made the playoffs, even at 9-7 (as long as the Mammoths don't lose by 22 or more)
    • OMG, Thunder up 10-0.. PLZ!!
    • OMG, Thunder up 20-7 at half... PLZ!!
    • Thunder with one of the most cowardly punts I've seen since the Titans in the playoffs.. only up by 2, 4th Q
    • OMG, nobody is scoring in the 4th quarter.. Thunder are going to blow this
    • OMG, fumble for 6 for the Knights.. BRUTAL
    • OMG, 4th and 5 on the 24.. 95 seconds to go
    • THUNDER, YOU BEAUTIES!
    • WOW.. so as long as the Mammoths don't lose by 22 or more, its going to be the Direwolves + Mammoths.. even if we lose.. and then even if the Mammoths do get stomped, we can still win and get in.. what a blessing
  3. Kongs @ Mammoths (3:57 PM, playoff odds now >99%)
    • So let's just have a chill, easy game here, okay kids?
    • daaaaaang.. Mammoths take them down.. so I'm locked into 4th seed before my game even starts
  4. Royals @ Direwolves (4:00 PM, playoff odds now 100!!!!!!)
    • Still want a nice fat W to start the season
    • Nice sustained drive and TD.. 7-3
    • Nice fumble recovery and subsequent drive, even though it ends in FG.. 10-3
    • Lamar with a massive scramble TD!! 17-10
    • Josh Allen converts every 3rd down and its 17-17
    • Lamar is absolutely carving these guys in the 1st half.. 24-17, at half
    • Butker misses an easy FG.. you fool
    • Drive that we punt right on the edge of FG.. missed opporunities will cost us, I can feel it
    • 24-24.. Josh Allen playing well, especially on 3rd downs
    • 31-24.. Lamar is having a game, and lowkey, Nyheim Hines is too.. weird
    • Allen is carving us, but Lambo missed XP, do you believe it? 31-30
    • OMG another drive stalled at his 40. just go for it 4th and 2.. ofc punt and touchback
    • Lambo can't hit an XP, but nails a 51 yarder to take the lead 31-33.. 2:40 for Lamar to lead a drive
    • Well that was pathetic.. thank god for the Moose and the Thunder of all people to get me into a playoff
  5. Starfalls @ Pandas (4:11 PM)
    • Your game matters to me too.
    • Rocket City outmaneuvered the Starfalls in thriller
    • great job Peter
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