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On 1/24/2022 at 6:15 AM, Dome said:

@Whicker and @gopherwrestler

Which answer did your opponent give for the following questions?

 

@Whicker guessed 1 of @gopherwrestler's 3 questions.

@gopherwrestler guessed 1 of @Whicker's 3 questions!

 

@Whicker and @gopherwrestler

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You’re eating lunch in a shallow creek-bed when you hear an animal coming up behind you in the brush. If huffs and groans. What is it?

  1. Bull moose

  2. Dingo

  3. Muskox

  4. Wild mustang

 

 

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On 1/24/2022 at 6:16 AM, Dome said:

@Tk3 and @Pickle Rick

Which answer did your opponent give for the following questions?

 

@Pickle Rick guessed 2 of @Tk3's 3 answers correctly.

@Tk3 guessed 1 of @Pickle Rick's 3 answers correctly.

 

@Pickle Rick stays in the Winner's bracket.
 @Tk3 falls to the Loser's bracket

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Loser's Bracket - Round One
G5: @bcb1213 vs @gopherwrestler

 

 

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From the list below, what is your favorite kind of wood for campfires?

  1. Cedar

  2. Pine

  3. Oak

  4. Maple

 

 

During a cross-country snowshoeing trip you duck into a cave during a moment of extreme winds. Minutes later a large grizzly bear enters, blocking your only exit. It’s only about 15 feet from you before you process what is happening. What is your initial reaction?

  1. Charge the bear, empty handed but screaming ferociously

  2. Hardly move, prepare your large hunting knife and spotlight

  3. Throw a rock to startle the bear without alerting it to your presence, then attempt to sprint out of the cave without it seeing you

  4. Go deeper into the cave through a long narrow passage, too small for the bear but also too small for your backpack, you can take your large hunting knife and spotlight

 

 

You’ve got the entire week off to build and live in a primitive shelter at your apocalypse bug-out location in the cold wet woods. You need to practice for what you’ll do when the robots turn on us. What’s your game plan?

  1. Gathering pine poles and boughs for several small lean-tos in desirable locations. Leftover money spent on four large bags of jerky, two party sized bags of chips, and a couple sleeves of your favorite cookies... as well as three sixers of your choosing, an ice chest and a very nice hammock. Don’t need a game plan when you don’t really give a ****.

  2. Buying a tuff shed you can assemble in the woods for a ready to go cabin totally safe from the wind and rain. No left over money for supplies but you stopped at Mickey D’s for a Big Mac Meal and McChicken sandwich only on the way out of the Lowes parking lot.

  3. Buying a canvas tent for a semi-permanent structure. Extra money goes for a small air mattress and extra firewood as well as a fishing pole and a pellet gun plus a **** ton of bottled water.

  4. You’ve got a tarp, sleeping bag and a bunch of throwing knives in a backpack and you’re confident that qualifies as a game plan. Extra money spent on a nice cot, 100’ of climbing rope, a slingshot, blowtorch, a couple dozen MREs, a 1911 replica airsoft pistol and Military Grade Radio Headset with nobody listening on the other end.

 

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Loser's Bracket - Round One
G6: @Tk3 vs @Daboyle

 

 

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A nearby wildfire is forcing you to evacuate. You have time to grab just one thing from your remote cabin before heading deeper into the wilderness. What do you take?

  1. A $600 custom forged axe

  2. A $20 water filtering “LifeStraw™” (not a sponsor)

  3. A wool blanket passed down in your family since the 1850s

  4. A $40 survival knife with a compass and some paracord in the handle

 

 

There is a young wolverine picking game out of your traps at night. What improvised weapon would you approach it with?

  1. A washed up fishing net, if you can get it tangled up it will be easy to bash over the head.

  2. An accurate longbow, to keep your distance 

  3. A sturdy spear, to defend against the charging beast 

  4. A 7” razor sharp piece of flint, one end in wrapped in leather

 

 

You’re in line at Walmart and some guy in a camo wife-beater holding a case of Bud Light Lime cuts in line. You politely get his attention. “Sir, I think the line actually starts back there.” The man begins to draw a weapon from his waistband but you knock him down with your cart. What happens next?

  1. You pull the duct tape from your cart and secure him to the top of the cart like a trophy deer.

  2. You pull the trash bags out of your cart and use them to suffocate the threat.

  3. You pull the bleach out of your cart and splash it in his face to disorient him

  4. You pull the shovel out of your cart and bash him over the head with it.

 

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Winner's Bracket - Round Two
G7: @The Orca vs @Whicker

 

 

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You’re eating lunch in a shallow creek-bed when you hear an animal coming up behind you in the brush. If huffs and groans. What is it?

  1. Bull moose

  2. Dingo

  3. Muskox

  4. Wild mustang 

 

You need to cross a knee deep but very swift river. What way do you choose?

  1. Hopping from rock to rock, hopefully they aren’t slick or wobbly.

  2. Crossing on a downed tree, it’s slick but sturdy.

  3. Just going to wade across, making sure each foot is secure before the next step

  4. Rope swing, there are some soft shrubs on the other side to land in.

 

You need one weapon for a zombie apocalypse scenario.

  1. .22 revolver, easy to maintain and it’s a very common ammo size. 

  2. Machete, easy to hack down zombies so they aren’t a threat.

  3. Steel baseball bat, doink!

  4. Chainsaw, for the cool factor.

 

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