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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the board,

Not one thread was hijacked let alone ignored.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that Godgers would soon appear.

Norm was nestled all snug in his bed,

While visions of his mom danced on poles in our heads.

PackerRaymond in his NFC North Champions hat, and Cwood in his jammies,

Had just settled their brains with a nice drink of Pappy.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

They sprang from the basement to see what was the matter.

Away to the window Ray flew like a flash,

But he tripped on the laundry and fell flat on his a$$.

The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow,

Gave them hope that the Browns will really blow.

When what to their wondering eyes should appear,

But a Packers team bus and eight enormous players.

With a very young driver, so smooth and demure,

They knew in a moment it must be LaFleur.

More rapid than eagles his courses they came,

And he whistled and shouted and called them by name:

"Now Rodgers, now Jones, now Dillon and Davante.

On Clark, on Gary, on Savage and DeVondre.

To the top of the porch!  To the top of the wall!

Now dominate, dominate and the Browns will fall!"

As dry leaves before the wild hurricane fly,

The game plan was set, there would be no tie.

The game was merely 29 hours away.

Yet here was the team, who just wanted to say,

"We love both you guys even though we don't show it each day."

"Your board is often riddled with intelligent thoughts,

"Even Outpost, though he is usually distraught."

"We are going to bring home the hardware this year,"

"To give you a great 2022 full of nothing but CHEER!"


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