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HELP WANTED: Bears looking to hire Football Data Analyst


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Looking to work for the Bears front office?  Here’s your opportunity!

 

Duties and Responsibilities

• Develop techniques to identify, extract and analyze data to support Football Operations decisions including Player Personnel, Coaching, Salary Cap, Sports Science, Training and Strength & Conditioning

• Develop cutting edge ideas, process improvements and best practice research to advance the organizations analytical capabilities

• Experience with statistical techniques such as probability theory, regression, confidence intervals, machine learning, etc.

• Advocate for the use of data in helping to drive Football Operations decisions.

 

Minimum Qualifications

• Degree in computer science, statistics, math, or engineering and 1 – 3 years of relevant analytics experience

• Demonstrated strong mathematical and computational acumen.

• Knowledge of various software applications such as: spreadsheets, relational databases, and statistical packages.

• Experience in writing SQL queries utilizing SQL Server

• Ability to successfully design and implement statistical and machine learning models in R and/or Python

• Working knowledge in data discovery and new data acquisition

• Team player, willing to do whatever necessary to get the job done.

• Ability to prioritize and manage many projects at a time.

• Must have the ability to work in a high pressure, fast paced environment

• Able to work non-traditional hours including evenings, weekends and holidays.

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5 hours ago, CBears019 said:

• Develop techniques to identify, extract and analyze data to support Football Operations decisions including Player Personnel, Coaching, Salary Cap, Sports Science, Training and Strength & Conditioning

They must've fired the guy who told them to draft Trubisky, hire Nagy, and trade Mack. Poor fella, he's probably stuck working for amazon.

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17 minutes ago, CBears019 said:

Lol i thought of you when reading that description - seems right up your alley.

It is for sure, and I meet all requirements and then some. But I'm also a pretty self aware person too who understands exactly how I operate --for better or worse lol. Combine this with already being too heavily invested in the team on a personal level and that just seems like a disaster waiting to happen.

The first time I make a suggestion (that is backed by a long strings of historical data and deep analysis) and they don't listen to me when they should have, then this would be me lol.

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1 minute ago, JAF-N72EX said:

It is for sure, and I meet all requirements and then some. But I'm also a pretty self aware person too who understands exactly how I operate --for better or worse lol. Combine this with already being too heavily invested in the team on a personal level and that just seems like a disaster waiting to happen.

The first time I make a suggestion (that is backed by a long strings of historical data and deep analysis) and they don't listen to me when they should have, then this would be me lol.

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Yeah but think about the scoops you could get for us.

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10 minutes ago, Sugashane said:

I am completely unqualified and on board to accept the position!!!

 

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I like the attitude.  I’m gonna start sending in my resume to be the President of Football Operations every year until they accept me.  I’ll send screenshots of my Madden Super Bowl victories.  

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1 hour ago, CBears019 said:

I like the attitude.  I’m gonna start sending in my resume to be the President of Football Operations every year until they accept me.  I’ll send screenshots of my Madden Super Bowl victories.  

They can pay me at the Kreutz rate lol. I’m in. 

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11 hours ago, CBears019 said:

I like the attitude.  I’m gonna start sending in my resume to be the President of Football Operations every year until they accept me.  I’ll send screenshots of my Madden Super Bowl victories.  

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11 hours ago, JAF-N72EX said:

It sounds like your a better fit for politics.

Damn dde, I know we've argued but do my morals seem THAT questionable? 😂

 

10 hours ago, AZBearsFan said:

They can pay me at the Kreutz rate lol. I’m in. 

I'm ready to be a hundred dollar-aire as well.

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I can use MS office, type roughly 55 wpm, and have coached 10-14 year old age range a lot. 

Okay, admittedly that resume isn’t great or even moderately acceptable for an NFL job, but I bet I could still do better with a little learning curve than most of people they have at many of jobs in that building.  

Aside from nutrition and doctors.  That is way too much new learnin.

Oooo put me on the board of directors.  I am way over qualified for that gig.  

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7 minutes ago, dll2000 said:

I can use MS office, type roughly 55 wpm, and have coached 10-14 year old age range a lot. 

Okay, admittedly that resume isn’t great or even moderately acceptable for an NFL job, but I bet I could still do better with a little learning curve than most of people they have at many of jobs in that building.  

Aside from nutrition and doctors.  That is way too much new learnin.

Oooo put me on the board of directors.  I am way over qualified for that gig.  

I mean, I could be a 70s or 80s team doctor.  

My leg is facing wrong way, my ribs feel broke and I can’t remember my wife’s name.

Here, take these pain killers and get back out there.  

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