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1 hour ago, Scoundrel said:

I knew I should have drafted the SDSU punter @Tk3. Sheesh. Why can’t my rookies at other positions perform top class?

 

Matt Araiza: 5 punts for 240 yards (48.00 YPP, 59 LNG, 3 in 20).

punt god is gonna punt god

Booted it when he had to, pinned them when he had to

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10 minutes ago, Tk3 said:

Matt Araiza: 5 punts for 240 yards (48.00 YPP, 59 LNG, 3 in 20).

punt god is gonna punt god

Booted it when he had to, pinned them when he had to

Hopefully he punts it a bunch week three.

Deebo Samuel [1 GS]: 10 returns for 276 yards (27.60 YPR, 99 LNG), 1 touchdown.

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On 6/25/2022 at 6:37 PM, Tk3 said:

Overall rankings

  1. 87.9 Royals
  2. 87.1 Puppets
  3. 85.9 Papermakers
  4. 85.5 Rattlers
  5. 85.4 Squirrels
  6. 85.3 Direwolves
  7. 85.3 Pirates
  8. 85.3 Predators
  9. 85.0 Kongs
  10. 84.8 Samurai
  11. 84.1 Venom
  12. 83.8 Starfall
  13. 82.5 Ukpiks
  14. 82.2 Blobfish
  15. 82.1 Walruses
  16. 82.0 Amish
  17. 81.7 Bighorns
  18. 80.8 Thunder
  19. 79.9 Orcas
  20. 79.6 Polar Bears (rip, twins)

 

On 6/25/2022 at 1:24 AM, bucsfan333 said:

Overall rankings

  1. Richmond Flying Squirrels
  2. Rio de Janeiro Pirates
  3. Reykjavík Direwolves
  4. New Zealand Blobfish
  5. Scranton Papermakers
  6. Hanoi Viet Kongs
  7. Little Rock Uni Royals
  8. Indianapolis Predators
  9. Freiburg Venom
  10. Anchorage Ukpiks
  11. Burlington Sock Puppets
  12. Pittston Waste Walruses
  13. Tokyo Samurai
  14. Tacoma Thunder
  15. Greenland Polar Bears
  16. Bowling Green Bighorns
  17. Egypt Starfalls
  18. Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas
  19. Lancaster Fighting Amish

 

The bulletin board material was a great motivator for Week 1.  

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We excited, so let's get the pwnys started early! Look at you, green div

Team PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA OR DR
Scranton Papermakers 15.216 1 0 1.000 12 28 16 9 1
Reykjavík Direwolves 15.093 1 0 1.000 14 34 20 2 5
Little Rock Uni Royals 13.960 1 0 1.000 7 23 16 12 1
Greenland Polar Bears 12.749 1 0 1.000 5 22 17 14 3
Pittston Waste Walruses 10.961 1 0 1.000 3 22 19 14 4
Hanoi Viet Kongs 10.805 1 0 1.000 4 31 27 6 11
Tacoma Thunder 10.511 1 0 1.000 3 26 23 11 8
Tokyo Samurai 9.399 1 0 1.000 2 31 29 6 13
Phoenix Rattlers 8.632 1 0 1.000 1 34 33 2 16
Freiburg Venom 8.613 1 0 1.000 1 35 34 1 17
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 7.387 0 1 0.000 -1 34 35 2 20
Egypt Starfalls 7.368 0 1 0.000 -1 33 34 5 17
New Zealand Blobfish 6.601 0 1 0.000 -2 29 31 8 14
Bowling Green Bighorns 5.489 0 1 0.000 -3 23 26 12 10
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 5.195 0 1 0.000 -4 27 31 10 14
Burlington Sock Puppets 5.039 0 1 0.000 -3 19 22 17 6
Indianapolis Predators 3.251 0 1 0.000 -5 17 22 18 6
Anchorage Ukpiks 2.040 0 1 0.000 -7 16 23 19 8
Lancaster Fighting Amish 0.907 0 1 0.000 -14 20 34 16 17
Richmond Flying Squirrels 0.784 0 1 0.000 -12 16 28 19 12

 

 

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